*breaths in*

*breaths in*

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AHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA

BLOMKAMP

I thought he died

No shit

Is Blomkamp the new Del Taco?

Well... I mean, Blomkamp didn't have the greatest track record lately, so I wasn't too hyped.

No because Del Toro has actually made Kino

ridley'd

Hahaha posting should be bannable. Same with dash posting.

I have this great idea for my film making career- I'll cast the members of die antwood in my film about a robot

>dash posting
I type the soft hyphen but it won't let me post

Seriously what the fuck was he thinking?

Woah wtf

What the FUCK did he mean by this?

even if they were gone chappie wouldn't have made any sense.

Good, Blomkap is a fucking hack.

Del Taco actually has talent

Ridley killed it, just as David will inevitably kill Shaw in Alien Covenant.
Ridley Scott = David

lets see you make a movie faggot

>there will probably be a "DAVID CREATED THE XENOMORPHS" twist in Covenant
>Ridley directed the original Alien film
This is some top notch poetry. Not even George Lucas could come up with rhyming this ingenious.

NO ONE KNOWS WHAT IT'S LIKE

you first nigger

>there will probably be a "DAVID CREATED THE XENOMORPHS" twist in Covenant
Except you can clearly see carvings on the wall showing xenos in Prometheus.

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he's a great director but needs to stop writing his own scripts.

I haven't watched Prometheus since I saw it in theater. Pics of the carvings?

Good.

Alien doesn't need hamfisted political commentary.

Isn't Ridley Scott planning on retconning Alien 3 and Resurrection? I heard rumor he also wants to retcon Aliens. Is that true?

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You're mixing up Ridley with Neill. Ridley is focusing on prequels, Neill is the one who wants to retcon 3 and Resurrection.

FROM THE DIRECTOR OF DISTRICT 9...

NOTHING

MEINKAMPF

what do you have against the incredibles fagget

Now Ridley Scott needs to die to make it poetry.

Good. He said he hates directing movies, maybe he should stick to making animated 3d robots.

Is this WY finally solving the bonus situation in our universe?

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fuck blomkamp and fuck white people

JUST

I'm fucking glad, it sounded shit.

TO BE THE BLOMKAMP

Thanks senpai.

1 good film (Kronos) and a decent but unnecessarily CGI-heavy remake (Pan's Labyrinth from Secret of the Beehive) among a sea of trash does not a kino director make. Del Toro is garbage, even compared to capeshit.

JUST

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Good. Now we can finally get a D9 sequel