Europeans see riding a bike to work as an achievement

>europeans see riding a bike to work as an achievement

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>if you dont spread shit in the air everytime you move from your house youre poor

>brazilians see going to work safely as an achievement

wtf is that flag? is this that shit from borat?

>Americans think drinking water is healthy

>brazilians see not having their head cut off by favelados as an achievement

Its a pretty common thing to do among academics and middle class people, because its healthy and environment friendly.

isent "drinking water" by definition safe to drink?

Our country, kazakhstan, was invented only for one reason. And the reason is fucking your mum.

dident realize you were into indian chicks

oh shit
nuke us

i dont know were the fuck you are on the map bro

more like going to work is an achievement

Cause europeans are too poor to buy car.

You have never felt the pain of rush hour traffic in european cities

Imagine showing up at the office like this, how could anyone take you seriously?

Does the bike lane get jammed or something?

>is this that shit from borat?
Yes, also that movie sumed up that country pretty well.

why do they all ride these cuck bikes? looks like something from the wizard of oz

What's the opposite of a cuck bike?

I judge people based on their abilities and character, not how big his penis enhancer is.

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Those are normal bikes you dumb mutt

Today I learned americans deeply respect niggers that drive in big cars. How progressive!

Don't mind me, just going to talk to the king for a moment to discuss the frikandellen.

Commuting by bicycle is the most comfy, tbqfh.

>using a nigger bike

You see, the frikandellen must be this big, your majesty.

the guy on the left looks like a healthier Trump

Summon the frikandellen!

the more I browse Sup Forums the more I realize how insecure thirdworlders are, USA for example.

He also has a foreign wifey.

>tfw when project car, touring motorcycle and commuter bicycle but not commuter car

Since my commute is about 4.5 km (about 3 miles for americants), it makes no sense to drive a car or to take the bus.
Winters can be a bit hard. Studded tires are a necessity. If temperature goes well below -25, I'll take the bus. Luckily, there aren't that many days in a year when it gets that cold.

Do you guys also have stadsfiets or do you use mountain bikes? Or something else?

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And then people say that russians and americans think differently.
Literally same dumbfucks

Shoo, you get your frikandel later.

Positively grim lad

I use granny/city bikes (with a big gay ass basket in front), 3 or 7 speed, because I like foot braking. I don't trust pure hand braking.

Tunturi

>this sends the Euro flying off his cuckcycle

Nothing to be scared of my friend.

>can't afford big ass hummers
>have to glamourize riding a fucking bicycle to feel less pathetic
the STATE of cuckrope

Please be patient, Henk is now going for the frikandellen out of the wall, but he is a slow bikerider.

>fat dudebro tyres
>wheel intertia of an automobile tyre
>seat so low you can't pedal efficiently
>no drop/no hoods
>only 8 gears
a 7 year old would probably be able to drop you riding on this shitwreck.

>amerimutts or junglemonkeys will never experience this

>tfw uk will never have dutch cycling culture

thats fucking horrible shit and also frustrating. Though I have only plowed trough snow with some fag ass jopo

I've done that many times for fun, but not to get to work every day LOL
Absolutely fucking pathetic children ITT

>riding on packed snow
>wide tyres
>not a rusty piece of shit
works perfectly fine.

>brazillians see being born white as an achievement

youtube.com/watch?v=flRELYUqmUE

>be riding from work during rush hour
>massive traffic jam ahead
>lol dumb cagers should've taken the bus
>weaving through stuck cars like a pro
>some idiot in his massive SUV (truly a vehicle for the city) stopped his hunk of chinese steel too close to the middle of the lane
>scratch his doors with my handlebar, deep as fuck i could hear the grinding of the metal
>he gets fucking furious, winds down the window, screeches at me
>he gets out of the car and starts chasing me on foot
>but he's a fat fuck from all this lack of excercise and he can't catch up
>I ride away following the sun.
>mfw
why are cagers so fucking dumb. It's just some fucking paint I didn't shoot your dog.
Get a spraycan and cover it if rust is your concern.

Why would you judge a colleague by the size or the model of his car ? wtf ?

It's another new worlders can't understand what cities designed before cars are like thread

ANIME

>destroying ozone layer everytime I want to go get McDonald's
why are Merrysharts first world again?

>1992 Toyota Corolla going at your speed gently touches your rear wheel
>careen off to the road shoulder and scrape your arms and face off in the process
>bike is in 4 pieces
>just as you're getting up to call for an ambulance or police a large semi truck smashes your bike
>mfw in the cage that ruined your week

Henk is back with the frikandellen! Get them now before they're gone!

>europeans literally unirronically drive this
AHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

I fucking hate bike riders. We have dedicated lanes but some of them still manage to ride their dumbfuck bikes along with the rest of traffic and putting their life at risk. How come these poorfags can't afford a cheap ass used car?

>t. Suburb-upon-Doncaster built in 2002

Then you go in jail, life :^)

KEK
only vegans and soyboys drive those here and half the time its as a second car for menial tasks

Need to check this out

of course amerifats will hate anything that even resembles physical activity

*inhales*
AHAHAHJBSDJBSK

Why not just take the bus to work?

cause only poor people use public transport, maybe?

more like 6 months and thats if the guy landing face first an asphalt managed to get your license plate

>based pole

> to be a real man, you need to spend half of your earnings on petrol, trust me
> t. Yitzhak Herbstblum-Levi

Because they're the practical choice, you mouth breathing retard. Enjoy riding your mountain bike with a heavy reinforced frame, wide high resistance tires, no splash guards and no cargo rack to work.

>god tier: trains, metro, trams
>great tier: walking
>ok tier: average sized cars
>meme tier: bikes, impractical big ameritrucks, little euro cuckcars
>shit: bus

In Europe people are taken seriously if they act responsibly. In Murrika people are taken seriously if they're physically imposing. Qualities of an underdeveloped ape tier society to be honest.

everyday my hate grows stronger

But taking the bus allows you to eat, sleep, fap, shitpost, study, read, watch movies, play video games, talk on the phone etc

i pretty much walk everywhere i go unless its outside the city , takes fucking forever but it beats the bus.the very first time i used a public bus someone shit themselves.....

>only poor people use public transport
Where do you live, in a shithole? oh wait

But they are also filled with p*Or """people"""

>be american stuck in traffic
>get shot

>his country is so densely packed driving is a punishment
Absolute state of wew lad
>not having a lifted pickup to go mudding in

>tfw no comfy bike lanes

The only difference I see is that we mostly use drum brakes for the front wheel.

>it was real in my head :)
cageys are tough on the net

>hurr durr fucking cyclists i'm going to smash you and you can't do fuck all
All over the youtube comment section

but in reality when bark comes to bite you all sit locked up tightly in your cages afraid to raise your voice and god forbid actually doing something that will get your license taken.
dumb as brick and fat as pigs.

You're mad lol. You're mad because no one respects you because you still on a stool with wheels and have to ride in the rain all day to pay for immigrants to live in your city.
If you want some respect, maybe you should drive one of these first.

Thats just your country culture, here bike riders are more educated.

Mudding is possibly the world's most retarded offroad motoring activity. All the effort goes into the build (how else are you going to show off?) and zero effort goes into the actual activity, you just dump your shitbarge into a mudhole, slam the throttle and pray you can power through. Also any event is full of unbearably stupid redneck simpletons.

>be cuckropean
>ride bike to work
>get acid'd by a random paki in front of the local mosque

old batavus cibola touring from the 90s, bought used.
done something around 7000k on it alrady

People will question your sanity if you show up in that here. How the fuck did your society manage to dumb down this much in just half a century?

You don't. You show up in gym wear like most other people, shower and change then go to work suited and fresh.

Americans struggle with coming up with a car-based sport that isn't turning left or going in a straight line

>a lifted pickup to go mudding in
According to americans on /o/ those pick ups are pretty expensive and used as status symbol in America because it shows the owner has wealth, and many of them are just driven on paved roads. It's pretty different from europeans who would buy a classy car instead.

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Small cars are cute and there is nothing wrong with them.

t. petrol head who loves small cars

idk man burgers are a riot

Yeah im just shitposting, i can tell by the suburb house those people have probably never left their city.

>thread about bikes
>DUDE KEK REFUGEES BIG BLACK COCKS LMAO

The house is more ridiculous than the cars.