Who would cast in a Lolita remake?

Who would cast in a Lolita remake?

me

proxy paige

Makenzie Foy

Sammi

Chloe Monroe/Katerina Lynx, pre-surgery

w-wait, is there an original movie adaption?

is it kino?

There are at least two, Kubrick's is a very good film, kino, i dunno. Never seent the Jeremy Irons version.

Too old.

...yes. Kubrick did one in the 60s, then Hollywood took another crack at it in the 90s with Jeremy Irons.

Kubrick version is better, imo. Mostly due to James Mason being based as fuck as Humbert.

Yes
the 90s version is the only one worth seeing though
and maybe the russian one

>play a young teen
>have several labia piercings

Immersion heightened.

Cha, cha, cha.

Slightly older actresses who can pull off adolescence ... Go for babe would be VJ or Holy Tayler.

Why are pedos such plebs? Is it because they're legally retarded?

What? She looks thirty-five.

I dare say people who spam Bella Thorne have more refined taste than the cretins in this thread. Kubrick as the be all end all of cinema? Sounds about right for Sup Forums, there is a reason why everybody laughs at this board. Posters just like you are that reason.

Why don't you go off and pretend you have taste because you like Tarkovsky or Lynch so those of us who actually like cinema can have a good fucking laugh at your adorable attempts.

Wow. What a snob.

what about JJ?
she looks young

That's butter.

idk what you mean by that