Manchester United™ - Brighton

FA Cup quarters match thread
Starts in a bong and some bings
Lineups below

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Manure

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Hove & Albion

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Subs: Maenpaa (GK), Bruno, Goldson, Sanders, Izquierdo, Baldock, Murray.

what's this? first second leg? only one leg?

>Manchester United crashed out of Europe in midweek and Jose Mourinho will demand an immediate response. The FA Cup is their last chance of silverware this season. They have now gone three games without keeping a clean sheet at Old Trafford, their worst run this season.
>Brighton's defeat to Everton last weekend ended seven-game unbeaten run for the Seagulls. They haven't kept a clean sheet in seven matches and have failed to score in seven of their last 10 away matches.
>United are the underwhelming favourites on Saturday but they are vulnerable at the moment. This would be Brighton's best chance to heap further misery on Mourinho, but can they pull it off?
Cheers la

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single game knockout but goes to a replay if drawing after 90 mins

Is it really you?

>Alexis

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>goes to a replay if drawing after 90 mins
no agreagated and no penalties, a full new game?
that's silly

Real thread

>Starts in a bong and some bings
no Bong

no argument here. it's a throwback to a different age of football.

it does allow for occasional fun upsets and lower league clubs being able to earn in a match what they would normally earn in a season though

fuck off dorkyboy

Yeah. Are you the Chelseabro?

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Official Match Thread

Unfortunately, it also means there's about 10% chance of Manure not winning tonight. Buf if, IF by some miracle based Gulls pull off an upset, >mouyes is pretty much confirmed to hang himself in his hotel room

this one was created 9 minutes earlier

Piss off Rajesh and don't start pathetic thread wars, this one was made first

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Are you a MU fan now that Alexis is #7 there?

Do you have some kind of paki fetish? How many pics of them do you have?

i've been a lifelong fan since the 22nd of january
never question my dedication

>pogba and sanchez on the bench

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MU 169192549-0 Brighton

Based Chile

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>Alexshit Shitchez on the bench

Kek

Why is this game on so fucking late on a Saturday?

Surely it should have been played last night?

>slav thread
i'm out

that's right
get the fuck out pussy

>Literally brings notes to recite all the recent failures of his club before he took over
>Fully reveals his butthurt regarding City and Pep
>Proceeds to suck Sevilla's dick for three minutes
>Claims he would take multiple Sevilla players into his first team, despite the fact he spent 350 million while Sevilla made 6 million profit in two years
>Finishes off by indirectly addressing the present reporters as idiots
How long before he starts blaming MU physio for all of this?

Please give shitstorm gulls. Win this for >us

Forgot pic

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LOOK AT THIS PHOTOGRAPH

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This isn't even the real thread. The official match thread is this way:

>poogba and alexshit on the bench
BASED Mouyes taking no prisoners

paul scholes looks sick as a parrot lmao

>made 9 minutes later
>6 posts
>samefagged as well

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United are cancer, just West Brom with unlimited money

sad!

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I'm surprised >mouyes is even allowed to bench him without claiming he's ""unfit"" or something. Adidas will bust Woodward's balls hard unless he's back in starting XI soon

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>Slovak returning when Juve got Madrid

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He's off his meds again.

>no lindelöf
>no pogba

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sad mour hours

he just wants to get sacked asap to get his gorillion $$$ paycheck
based mouyes

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It's weird not to play Lindelöf when Bailly has been responsible for 3/3 goals in the last two matches.

ABU agent all along, he's barely hiding it after last two press conferences

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Mata is playing so United will win. He's the only forward with a bit of intelligence.

>Did you see Mou's twelve minute rant on Sky Sports HD ahaha

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MATCH THREAD

I hate mancs

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Dead game

thank you

just water tbvh

>marshall

Hope ManUs is going to implode now

no replays in the QFs moran

>luke shaw
isn't his heart gonna implode any second?

Lets be honest, better not get >our hopes up for tonight. Brighton are far from impressive and their away form even less so

im not expecting anything but you'd better believe I have this thread in a tab ready for shitposting relentlessly should manure go behind at any point

Open the other match thread, that's where the customers ran off to.

Is Pogba finally /backup dancer/ now?

Posting in this because customers are deluded cancer
>unironically agreeing with le speshial once after that meltdown
He's the living example of HURR I'M RETARDED/I WAS JUST PRETENDING

bump