ITT: upcoming films

>Vin and Idris Elba walk into the complex, a massive, packed parking garage staffed by guards
>every car has a boot
>Idris turns to Vin
>”you said this was a prison?”
>Vin smirks
>”a special kind”
>complex opens up into a wide yard
>it’s a nascar track
>Vin nudges Idris and points out a red-and blue semi clocking over 180 mph
>”that’s our guy”
>truck finished final lap, drifting across the finish line
>track record
> truck transforms; it’s Optimus Prime
>sees the two
>“I know why you’re here, Dom, and the answer is no.”
>“Optimus. It’s one last job. this could get you out of here.”
>“I said no, Dom.”
>Optimus swings a 72 sq ft. gym towel over his shoulder and starts to head for the showers.
> “you’re gonna forget about her?”
>Optimus pauses
>pulls a wrinkled photo out of his back pocket
>it’s his daughter
>his human daughter
>he sighs
>turns back to Vin
>they stand shoulder to shoulder
>”fine, I’m in. but this isn’t gonna be like last time.”
>Vin smiles.
>”Atta boy. Let’s roll out.”

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>Vin, Idris, Optimus, and the gang are getting briefed in a dimly lit room by a federal agent
>the agent pulls up a hologram of new york
> “in 1965, The new york MTA discovered something while digging a new tunnel. Something… alien.”
>footage of a large foundation being excavated in downtown manhattan
>men in hats analyzing what is clearly cybertronian technology
>a large transformer lies dead in the wreckage
>suddenly, its eyes glow red
>it lunges at the camera crew, screams are heard
>feed goes dead
> “a plan was put together to cover it, with decoy buildings in place by 1973.”
>footage of massive construction underway
>”but less than 30 years later, we were attacked”
>another video pops up
>shows the exact moment the planes crashing into WTC 2
>Optimus grunts
>“Decepticons”
>Vin turns
>“friends of yours?”
>”Megatron and the disciples of Teraplex were trying to unleash their allies”
> “that site is an ancient Decepticon prisoner vessel. we need to secure it before it's too late."
>Vin stands up
>"get me something with wheels."

>dom is revealed to have a long lost twin named Xander Cage

>Idris Elba's grandfather was King Arthur

>dom gets into optimus
>"I'll drive"

This dosnt work it give me lgbt vibe.

Rubi Rose is back and she rides a girl transformer and they say lesbian innuendo

>Paul Walker's resurrection as a transformer is all just to give him gender reassignment

You are ruining this for everyone

other user is correct, fuck off with your shitty comments. people don't like you irl, we don't like you here. kill yourself and let the funny jokes happen

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/XXx:_Return_of_Xander_Cage

>it's actually happening

if we could only fit Kate in their somehow

Furious G.I. Formers

>Vin Diesel et al are hired by a mysterious company to explore a newly-discovered habitable planet
>Tool around some alien planet in muscle cars b killing Xenos because why the fuck not

>"Dom, this is wheat"
>"you know what i'm thinking?"

>"biofuel"

>Vin and his crew have BBQ at the house.
>Optimus is drinking a 85 gallon Corona light

it's about family

>the F&F crew become Headmasters for the Transformers

Derek this isn't funny

leaked production still

>Tyrese Gibson plays the same character in BOTH FRANCHISES

"Guys! There's a ROBO-PLANET (Unicron) chasing my ass!!"

God fucking damnit

kys yourself austin

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>Toretto meets Cage meets Riddick
I want this

I would watch this if the transformers team was kicked out.

>wanting a movie with no based Marky Mark and Lennox
Come on, user.

>Vin has the Decepticube slung over his shoulder, in the cab of Optimus
>Surrounded by Decepticon forces
>Optimus stops
>"You have to get away, the Decepticube must not fall into their hands"
>"Optimus, thee's no way I can escape on foot"
>"No, you can't"
>Optimus ejects the front seat, which turns into a harley davidson midair
>Vin weaves between the Decepticons as Optimus holds them off