My pizza never hurt nobody!

My pizza never hurt nobody!

Michael Imperioli wrote that episode.

>guy takes a picosecond glance at two half eaten slices
>"This is a custom job."

>you will never get a sub from Satriale's

FUCKIN QUEERS

what's your point faggot?

>tfw your pizza will never hurta noboady

He had to be loyle to his capo

The entire scene feels like it was written for something not The Sopranos, I think that was the point. but maybe if you spent your whole life in that stupid shop, you'd recognize pizzas at a glance too.

bad pizza

>The entire scene feels like it was written for something not The Sopranos
this is true. the dialogue exchange between the characters is very fast and calculated, like it's a Sorkin script. I think it's very funny but it's definitely not Sopranos-like.

Reminder that Lady Gaga played one of AJ's friends at the pool

how come the guys were all half naked but not the chicks?

The guy was too good.

That has more to do with the direction. If I remember correctly, the actors barely allowed pauses in between the lines.

How do you vandalize a pool?

DON'T DISRESPECT THE PIZZA PARLOR!

The editing more than the direction I'd say. There's barely a second between lines. It's literally LINELINELINELINE

The guys were on the swimming team and racing each other

This is bullshit. Paulie's church donations should have protected him from this shit. When the organ needed a reed job, who was there? When the priest and the altar boys needed new whites, who was there? The church has been slacking off, and now Paulie's dragging around a bunch of ghouls with him.

If it was something that only one customer ordered that wasn't on the regular menu I reckon you'd recognise it.

>The guy was too good.
fucking idiot

He had the makings of a varsity pizza man.

My pizza only killed a couple people!

Nice cock, Chrissy.

this show got better when it dropped the goofiness of the first couple seasons

kill yourself

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t. Pizza Hut franchisee

OHHHHHHH THIS FUCKING GUY!

This. I unfortunately work in a restaurant and recognize abnormal orders all of the time.

It's funny that others thought this scene was awkwardly paced but still hilarious. There are tons of weird scenes in this show that I remember but i thought it was only because i watched it too many times

I'm starting to think that polly is a cock sucking fanook

Atia of the Juliaii I call for justice!

I always love coming back here once a month to see the random Sopranos references.

One day people will stop being savaged and follow board rules again.

We're gonna sue the god damn justice department

newfags don't lurk anymore. Sup Forums and the rest of Sup Forums will forever be shit.

You know Quasimodo predicted all this

think on this burger boy, the memeing queers are a cunt hair away from owning all of these sopranos threads and I am that cunt hair.

heh heh

>italians actually got mad for being portrayed correctly as italians in the media

Lol

Just like niggers

>tastes like feet
>you know how i feel about feet
I wanted him to be friends with that old hottie lady.

Is that Deupty Butterbean in his younger years?

Go back to your casino Prairie Nigger

>old hottie lady.
just go to a prostitute user.

>tfw wageslave with debt
>can only justify visiting brothels maybe 3 times a year

Fucking hell, I thought tinder had impacted them? Why haven't they dropped their prices?

That's disgusting, a girls vagina is priceless.

You Faggotmagool!

Funny how they're able to put a price on it then.

I haven't had sex in 4 or 5 years an i'm disgusted by the idea of those apps. I don't go out either. I'll probably never have it again. I don't really care any more.

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Pizza Hut vs. Papa John's vs. Little Caesar

dominos > papa johns
don't bother with the other two

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hows that sir?