I dare you to find a worse cover art or poster for a movie.
Terrible Box Art/Posters
Thomas Thompson
Chase Johnson
thats not real
Charles Campbell
...
Robert Rodriguez
Josiah Myers
I got bad news for you
Jordan Morgan
I cant stop laughing
Landon Fisher
why do they all look like they are staring at my dick in anticipation?
Camden Bell
>Gary Sinese needs SIX buttons to keep his dick in
Confirmed for having the biggest rocket.
Nathaniel Reyes
thete are a handful
James Reed
I'm so glad people started using my joke. It's all I could fucking see when this shit first hit Sup Forums
Jordan Thompson
It's subtle but mind blowing how fucking stupid this cover is.
Matthew Jenkins
inb4 Uma Thurman
Michael Powell
That's my joke, friend. Back the fuck off.
Benjamin Richardson
hahahhahahahahaha
Brayden Long
80's = pink!
Jonathan Thompson
Obligatory.
Landon Lewis
God I fucking hate the whole "neo-80s" thing that went on for a few years.
Anthony Ross
Houston, we've got a boner.
Josiah Edwards
>movie about spiders attacking small town
>picture of small town
Brilliant
Jose Martinez
I like it
Bentley Young
>Gary Sinese
Millennials everyone.
Nolan Scott
...
Brandon Scott
>Gary Sinese
He's not on that cover. That's Bill Paxton, RIP in peace.
Landon Martinez
Hah! I specifically bought this one because it reminded me of Vice City.
Nicholas Ross
...
Mason Garcia
It's a movie about a man who shits out a demon monster that rips people to shreds and then crawls back into his owner's ass...
... I don't know what a good cover that kind of movie would even look like.
Wyatt Stewart
...
Logan Lewis
I still live neo80s
Adrian Cruz
This is worse
Logan Jones
jesus christ.
y tho?
Adam Moore
Is this actually for the movie Tusk?
Alexander Wright
Endless "period movie" jokes when that poster came out...
Joshua Richardson
well that sure looks like a *period* movie
Jose Johnson
the joke
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your head
Anthony Fisher
This will never not be funny.
Isaiah Cox
>not liking based Marra
Camden Hernandez
I remember a spider being front of the moon.
I'm certain there was.
When did the AI change it?
Owen Sullivan
its not a movie about periods though, retard.
Anthony Rivera
agreed, not only does the comic-book style look awful, it doesn't fit the tone of the film. kitano's first few films are really surreal and somewhat hypnotic, yet, really serious and stark at the same time. the cover makes it look like a generic 80s action film.
the cover for boiling point is worse.
Ayden Diaz
For the initial home release because Disney is fucking retarded.
Carter Allen
>make a movie saturated with 80s A E S T H E T I C
>cover makes it look like a cam-rip you find in a cambodian street market
Charles Russell
Is it the absence of spiders?
Anthony Morris
>make a movie saturated with 80s A E S T H E T I C
actually user, the almost complete lack of it is one of the things wrong with Drive.
Jonathan Walker
The lack of a spider, correct. This is the original.
Thomas Rodriguez
THANK YOU! I was entering the Mandela Zone.
Nolan Jackson
Please don't start this shit.
Dylan Martin
is this any good btw?
thinking of watching it
Grayson Baker
is this Ki(ta)no?
I want to see this
James Adams
It's cheesy as hell, but it's fun. It does a pretty good job of tickling the phobia, too.
Jaxon Garcia
It's an excellent light horror movie.
Connor Cooper
classic 90's flick. Great mid day watch.
Jayden Miller
>tfw your dick is Fassbinder
Ian Rodriguez
I want to dick Fassbender.
Christian Baker
>Hey Steve? We got a shot picked for the blu-ray cover?
>I had several but my hard drive took a shit and I lost them all.
>Fuck! You know they're starting print in an hour, right?
>I got this trace-job my autistic nephew did when he and my sister came by the office last week.
>Scan it in. It'll have to do.
Cooper Williams
I only bought those films for the covers.
Adrian Turner
yes. top tier spider kino. i fuckin hated spiders as a kid so this movie just preyed on me.
Jack Reyes
You can see the wires on Li Mu Bai.
Carson Flores
Why did they make the cover look generic?
They should've used the theatrical poster instead, that's what they did on the DVD and the Widescreen LaserDisc.
Colton Howard
why is kevin bacon's crotch covering so much smaller than everyone else's?
Anthony Turner
That is actually pathetic....
Ethan Harris
Looks like different suits. IIRC only two guys actually land on the moon while one stay in the ship.
Parker Cox
I saw this when I was a kid and FUN is definitely the last word I would ever use to describe it.
Robert Hill
...
Ethan Nelson
...
Connor Ross
...
Ian Fisher
What is that chin?
Aiden Turner
>not liking Benjamin Mara
Kinda embarrassing really
Adam Howard
LITTLE
Ian Clark
GREEN
Chase White
...
Charles Richardson
...
Christian Davis
you ready to get buttfucked by jack?
William Anderson
there is no way this is real, what kind of porno would have a classy minimalist cover?
Brody Barnes
fuck you, i was just going to post this, but at least put the effort into photoshopping a fucking case around it
Brody White
Are you high? This is awesome
Nathaniel Gomez
There he is. There he goes again. Look, everyone! He posted it once again! Isn’t he just the funniest guy around?! Oh my God.
I can almost see your pathetic overweight frame glowing in the dark, lit by your computer screen which is the only source of light in your room, giggling like a like girl as you once again type your little Blade Runner thread up and fill in the captcha. Or maybe you don’t even fill in the captcha. Maybe you’re such a disgusting NEET that you actually paid for a Sup Forums pass, so you just choose the picture. Oh, and we all know the picture. The “epic” Blade Runner poster, isn’t it? I imagine you little shit laughing so hard as you click it that you drop your Doritos on the floor, but it’s ok, your mother will clean it up in the morning. Oh, that’s right. Did I fail to mention? You live with your mother. You are a fat fucking fuckup, she’s probably so sick of you already. So sick of having to do everything for you all goddamn day, every day, for a grown man who spends all his time on Sup Forums posting about a fucking poster. Just imagine this. She had you, and then she thought you were gonna be a scientist or an astronaut or something grand, and then you became a NEET. A pathetic Blade Runner posterfag NEET. She probably cries herself to sleep everyday thinking about how bad it is and how she wishes she could just disappear. She can’t even try to talk with you because all you say is “WHAT'S GOING ON HERE?” You’ve become a parody of your own self. And that’s all you are. A sad little man laughing in the dark by himself as he prepares to indulge in the same old dance that he’s done a million times now. And that’s all you’ll ever be.
Matthew Taylor
>Bill did you finish the case for the crouching tiger hidden dragon dvd? deadlines today.
>ohh shit, uhh yea here it is *takes random screenshot from the movie*
Andrew Miller
The Thing is one of the best horror but this poster...
It looks like a guy with diver helmet
Eli Diaz
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Bentley Reyes
Disagree, don't want to give it away the plot by putting some monster on it. Part of the enjoyment was not knowing what exactly it would look like