Say hello to your future! Meet Graham

According to Australia's Transport Accident Commission, 'Graham' is how humans would look if they evolved to survive low-impact car crashes.

bbc.co.uk/news/world-australia-36863579

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> according to Australia's

Stopped right there.

looks like one of the men of kek

>low-impact car crashes
not gonna be a thing when it's illegal to drive in the future

fucking stupid

What "if"?
>Implying implications

I thought Australians only shitposted on the internet

i guess they were using abbos as a template

Truly a pair of advanced specimens right here

imagine you witness a car crash, and that comes flying out of the windshield at you

why does it have extra inverted nipples?

why does he have a dozen man tits with inverted nipples
how does that help in a car crash

So I guess Brits are the most advanced humans at this point?

How do the extra 4 nipples help this survival?

So we will all evolve to become kiwis?

don't be racist, it helps!!!!!!!

don't fat people usually just explode?

Pottery

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>Australian research projects

Because low-impact car crashes leave a mark on your genes...

I think Australia need to make some adjustements to the budget given to the Transport.

I don't think low impact car crashes will have any effect on human evolution.

Yeah Australia has been getting a bit too much Dr.Who I fear...

tardis.wikia.com/wiki/Sontaran

My moobs look like the first set.

imagine their women

thank you again for your contribution to society australia

the ones that died were removed from the gene pool

>LOW IMPACT CAR CRASHES YOU GUYS
>googled it
>A low impact car crash is when a car is moving under 10 mph

You fucking retarded kangaroos. People can already survive that.

I wanna slash her forehead with a box cutter

>Australian intellectuals

>kiwis
>white

Nice try.

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>Australian Research

Truly ahead of the curve.

How can non americans even compete?

No

this

he is a disciple, one of the chosen ones

all who praise kek must follow in his footsteps

>Australian Intellectuals

the female version is high test as fuck i bet

How would that evolve if it couldn't be born?

lol, wtf

Did it in a rush. I'm sure someone can do better though.

Even her forehead has a gut....damn shame.

This is already a 10/10 in Australia.

That gif is funny everytime

Sontarans are literally Sup Forums: the alien race
and they did nothing wrong too

How do you "evolve" to survive low impact car crashes?

Wouldn't evolution just favor people that don't drive?

kek I remember when they did this for smoking and it came out like a jew with hyper accentuated stereotypical features

make it green

I like it.

>Australia

Why am I not surprised that they would lead the field of scientific shitposting

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>yfw the government paid for some research neet to create this

You want a good reason not to read any pop sci articles? Go look up Popular Science issues from decades ago.

I have a weird boner now

Nah, they're too stupid to be Sup Forums

>evolved
>evolved
>evolved

I don't care if you're a christfag or a darwinist, this retardation should trigger you.

Evolution takes millions of years

>people are still going to be driving cars millions of years from now

yeah, no.

this nigga gets it

i already look pretty much like that

proof mexico is more evolved i guess

Wtf are those mini nipples?

holes for "air sacs"

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>even australia's tax-funded research projects produce nothing but shitposting

wew lad

>According to Australia

Thats fucking retarded

reading comprehension

>if
>IF

it's IF we evolved to survive car crashes exclusively

How is this politics though?

Of course it is, it's some fucking PR gimmick along the lines of "This is what we'd look like if we were evolved to survive car crashes and fender benders. Look familiar? Nah? Wear a seatbelt" or whatever the fuck

Waste of money, fucking cunts

is this the most useless article ever written or what

So Australia spent thousands of dollars to commission an artist to draw pictures of something that will never, ever happen.

How is that any less retarded?

>all those nipples

this is considered a 10/10 in Cuckbourne aka: all of Australia.

>tfw this guy has probably gotten laid and you haven't

Proof that Americans are the supper evolved master race

Get the fuck out. I was shitposting this Yank of tomorrow yesterday.

Witnessed

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>when they did this for smoking and it came out like a jew

*my sides*

Please link that aussiebro.

Pepe found a way

You're making me so hot.

Car crashes would already have an a selection pressure on human genes.

Think of how many dumbass 16-26 year olds kill themselves in crashes before they reproduce.

We're slowly breeding better drivers and tougher bodies.

>if

>eurobeatintisifies.jpg

Now shop him into this picture.

lmao looks like he would post here

where's a female version?

plz link i am interested as well

>another study where money was well spent

>staring down the "hot" sister

>2316
>Having genders

Wew

He's beautiful

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WHEN YOU TURN ON YOUR PHONE AND IT'S ON FRONT CAMERA

Get rid of the pepe mouth. Leave the pepe hand and the green. Then shop him into the driver's seat here:

Do they at least have a writeup explaining in detail why he looks like how he does?

Tbh lads it was a couple of years ago and I can't find it through quick searching. But it was a big nose for filtering out smoke, small eyes, small ears, weak skin, pretty much in the style of this. You can probably imagine it. It was as good as you imagined.

our country is in the toilet

these lards vote R, too.

why was this a question?
why was it answered?
why do you need more nipples to survive collisions?

criminally underrated post

I googled "human evolved for smoking cigarettes"
and found this lmao

The skull is thicker for obvious reasons.
facial features pushed in so they don't get sheared off.
No neck so it can't be snapped.


No fucking idea why the extra nipples are there.

they look less human than chimps srsly.