>*blocks your path*
>SO....
*blocks your path*
Dylan Clark
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Henry Mitchell
CARRIE POFF
Nathaniel Harris
QUIMPF
Robert Rivera
FUCK BJORK AND FUCK ICELANDIC PEOPLE
Aaron Morris
OGRE SWAMP
Elijah Hill
...
Christopher Gonzalez
GOA'OULD BRUUGHMPH
Brayden Morris
BENNY BENASSI
Jaxon Campbell
>trump cucked on budget, gets absolutely nothing he wanted
>online trump shilling intensifies
really makes you wonder
Joseph Stewart
>colbert walks on stage
>audience is about to clap before they realize colbert's hands are in his pockets and he isn't smiling
>one foolish audience member wasn't paying attention enough to notice and accidentally claps once
>colbert ceases his walking and stands motionless
>the room is silent save for the very faint buzzing of the lights and cameras
>some audience members have begun to sweat, some with poor health conditions are now breathing intensely
>gulping sounds can be heard as the tension builds
>colbert's gaze is frozen upon the man who clapped
>the clapper hesitantly speaks out
>s-s-sorry mister c-c-colb-
>colbert shifts his eyes to a dark corner of the room
>a laser sight is trained on the clapper's head
>w-wait sir please i-i-i-i didn't mean-
>a high caliber sniper round is fired straight through the man's head, spraying blood on several audience members in the vicinity
>the bullet continues and passes through a woman's leg, obliterating it
>the woman shrieks in pain
>the bullet ricochets and flies toward the stage floor where a crewman is walking
>it passes through the crewman's body like butter, spraying his entrails over colbert's body
>colbert remains motionless, blood and guts dripping from his face
>he turns his head back to the audience
>So... Donald Trump...
>the audience unanimously boos, some begin to vomit while the more bulbous members lean to their sides and let loose rebellious trumpeting sounds from their anuses
Cameron Miller
>implying anyone cares about actual politics and not just memes
Matthew Davis
Xavier Cooper
THIS WAS MY MEME
MINE!
Nathaniel Ramirez
GRONALD TDRUMSANDWICHPPFFT
Ayden Foster
ORDANLD DRODMPS
Camden Roberts
HNNNULLLG DGGGRRRUIIINNNGGGGDDDSASSGF!
Owen Taylor
PLOOOOOOOOF
Anthony Cook
the phone call that saved the world
Blake Powell
DRMUPFS DICK IN PUTINS MOUTH
Jayden Collins
>It's Trumps fault that congress is cucking him
Brody Turner
>run all three branches of government
>can't get anything done
>"n-n-not his fault!!!!"
Lmao, enjoy 4 years of literally nothing then.
Julian Miller
Yeah, gotta clean out the RINOs
Hunter Miller
CARMINE PLIMPF
Samuel Adams
Good luck with that
Jace Johnson
G U R P S
Connor King
>haha we were only pretending xD