Brit/pol/ - Kek Smiled Upon Us Edition

B R E A K I N G

> Chancellor may 'reset' economic policy in Autumn Statement
bbc.co.uk/news/business-36864099

S P E C T A T O R

> That Brexit apocalypse? It just isn’t happening
spectator.co.uk/2016/07/that-brexit-apocalypse-it-just-isnt-happening/

> The moral case against Jeremy Corbyn by Nick ((Cohen))
blogs.spectator.co.uk/2016/07/moral-case-jeremy-corbyn/

C L I P S

> Nigel Farage
youtube.com/watch?v=Gek__doCZFQ
youtube.com/watch?v=G_AJkwOKjKo
youtube.com/watch?v=quq8QWPwMPE
youtube.com/watch?v=--6eA5IcjwE

> Theresa May
youtube.com/watch?v=-YHvzyfx5j8
youtube.com/watch?v=rtvuiy8p1-I
> Jeremy Corbyn
youtube.com/watch?v=3cTZb0zScwE

T H I S . W E E K S . N E W S

> EU migrants may face 'right to stay' curbs - David Davis
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-36819532

> Westminster voting-intention
twitter.com/britainelects/status/755750259263938561

> Second Scottish Independence referendum ruled out
telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/07/15/no-appetite-for-second-independence-referendum-warns-scottish-se/

> Britain gives up EU presidency
independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/uk-gives-up-presidency-of-eu-council-to-focus-on-brexit-negotiations-a7145801.html

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First for the Jocks.

:^)

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Fuck.
Welp, rip me.

GIBSMEFLOWERS

Nice flowers.

>82291287
Neil called out the BBC for being so misleading earlier too. All that data was conducted before the referendum, etc..

nth for gout

You lads watch Trump's speech yesterday? Thoughts on American politics in general?

Like this format famalia

Fuck Scotchland

Labour didn't think so

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who /shut in on a friday night/ here?

>tfw never been out on a friday

Trump's going to MAGA

Recalling one of the more lulzest events of recent memory.

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as if there's not enough of that shit on Sup Forums

>yfw Trident could solve the Islamic terrorism problem in one button push

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>You lads watch Trump's speech yesterday?
Yeah, thought he came across alright tbqh.
>Thoughts on American politics in general?
Apart from all the clapping which triggers me, it's pretty entertaining for the most part.

>trump
I hope he wins but I don't think he is anything special.
>American politics
American politics is utter shite, I cannot watch your public speaking, the quality is so much lower than in the UK. None of your politicians could handle PMQs for example.

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You're going to be really fucking disappointed come December.

It's overrated. Just normies trying to be funny and you wake up the next day feeling embarrassed because you drank enough to not feel the anxiety.

Love you to baby.
;^)

>No black background

Keep the current flag but change the Scottish blue to a black instead.

I had the BBC Parliament channel on in the background earlier when they were showing the RNC, he came across pretty well but your politics in general is utter bollocks. Most of the RNC was pretty shit too.

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meant for

>reminder that YKTD has literally been shitposting since the morning

Also, German press conference in 35 minutes

who /night shift/ here?

>There are seriously meme Conservatives in Britain that think we can nuke ISIS

So when are we getting our own happening lads?

In all seriousness though skimmed milk is like drinking fucking dishwater.

Who /drinking/ here?

That was a great day

Hopefully never.

Easily the best event of referendum night (Aside from the fact we voted leave of course)

Want a bad police story?
A taxi driver killed my grandmother when she was walking my dog. Cunt got let off with everything, even kept his driving licence and the police were complete wankers to my family and lied about stuff it turns out.
Then recently my mate got fucked for speeding down a country road. The police here are bastards, they just want to act like big men and swing their balls about, none of them want to help people with serious problems.

I'm too young to remember piccadilly gardens when it was nice. It's an abomination now, it's like fucking mogadishu with all the niggers. They're probably the thing I hate most about this city.

>the random big floaties
>the well-organised fishermen's fleet

They know their naval doctrine. Dog bless.

fuck, i didn't even realise it was friday
it's been a funny old week

Why would you want one you pillock?

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>casualties

who?

Hi

t. Your wife's son

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i bet he didn't even kill himself
op never delivers

>nothing to do with your weekend but sit alone and drink whilst judging others on the internet

old enough for it to be normal 2bh. Comfy tabletop simulator with the lads.

>Thoughts on American politics in general?
Amazed a man with no political experience can become POTUS. Part of the American dream I guess.
> All of the candidates for this year election were shite though.

It's been that way for the past five years.

I really miss However posting. A shame it got run into the ground

Who /stellar/ here?

youtube.com/watch?v=rQPn8f9uls4

well she seems like a reasonable person

I miss it too.
HOWEVER!

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women's rights were a mistake

Arron Banks definitely posts here

Who /got a pot noodle and saving it for later/ here

Get that ricenibbler shit out of here m8.

>It's overrated

Probably, still makes me feel like a shitty loser tho

my sleeping pattern is fucked m8

>tfw woke up at 5:30pm

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They can't never take any banter?

I've never had a gf and I'm 22. I've fucking failed.

I got a dominoes large pizza and cookies for just over a tenner.
I had half at lunch and all the cookies, now I am eating the rest I kept in the fridge after the midnight cycle.

To show our population what muslims are really like

holy fuck lad, i do, literally looked at it for about 10 minutes then set it back in the cupboard and went back to my room

Go out there and fuck some sloots mang
What do you look like?

Despite it being plastered on Sup Forums since he announced his running, I have no fucking idea what Trumps actual beliefs or policies are. But since the media has branded him a racist, and Clinton can get away with treason, I don't have high expectations for him winning.

22 and in the same boat (never even kissed)

feeling VERY patriot lads


post your favourite british songs 2bh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Such a polite death threat

never mind mate
the argos 3 for 2 toy sale starts today
you can get some cheap ghostbusters merchandise to cheer yourself up

///how///?

I've had chances to fuck but I admit I'm autistic as fuck. I'd only be comfortable if I was in a loving relationship and that's never going to happen but I'm a terrible person in every conceivable way.

Not getting the clap and not getting pressured into ket.
It is preferable.

Same.

You too, mate. What do you think is holding you back? Also post pics if you don't mind and I'll give advice

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Why does Sup Forums bang on about neoliberalism but not neomercantilism?

I have kissed while drunk/drugged up.

It was awkward and I regret it.

youtube.com/watch?v=WOeYPpOblAw
youtube.com/watch?v=CuhH7k5Axjo
youtube.com/watch?v=VkjpaxBlKIU

All the same song. Many different styles.

Where are you going to nuke? Our entire arsenal couldn't get them all. It's not as easy as facing an enemy state. They walk among us. You could level Mecca and just make the situation worse.

>shut in
>anxious
>autistic
>boring (no interest in drinking/partying etc)
>not particularly attractive
>terrible at socialising

The latter fucks as many people but keeps the state in a strong position, the former just goes "meh".

I'd somehow had sex with someone when I was 15, second at 16 - had a three year relationship, then didn't really sleep with anyone for a year, but found my current girlfriend at 20 and have been with her since
And I'm borderline autistic
Pretty ugly too

youtube.com/watch?v=dmwqEg-06Ww

you fucked that up bad, look at the real UK flag and you will see why

Fuck yeah pal. Reporting in.

Also for me:
>/alcoholic/

I don't mean to brag but I've had sex with 6 different girls. I'm 25.

Same but 23, I'll say hello to you when you get inaugurated at the Wizard Conclave.

see here don't feel comfortable with pics, sorry. I'm not fat or anything.

here ya go mate this always gets the blood flowing
youtu.be/nDgrTOzmSwc

>Constantly want to be alone during group settings or whilst in a relationship
>Constantly want to be in group settings and relationship when alone and single

>Pshhh, nothin personal kid.