Did he go too far?
Did he go too far?
>An NHS source said: "It's always best to avoid trying to cut off you own arm.
privatisation can't come quick enough imo
>getting a tattoo of another man
>getting a tattoo of another man that is not related to you in any way
Why are northern brits so trash
I think the weather is even worse there.
low-key bong-humour is best humour.
Fuck off back to the middle east you traitor
>if feel quite stupid
>but carra should never have done that
This is satire, right?
No. More Sunday Sport readers should self convert to become amputees. Preferably starting with their heads.
Pretty sure yeah
Think he got the better end of the deal desu
>For singleton Kev
surprise
The Sunday Sport has always been the UKs finest newspaper.
Yeah it's from the Sunday sport. Literally just stories as dumb as this, big tit sluts and personal ads for prostitutes.
>oh my god you guys, that publication is so mysoginistic and not even funny. Would you like to sign my petition calling for an outright ban?
You sound like one of those English working class cunts I met at a local Irish pub last night.
The sport is fucking retarded
Irish pub in Ukraine?
Neat.
Yeah, every major city has at least one. I know of 4 in Kyiv alone.
kek
Fucking cuck
Funny thing is, the sport's satire isn't even any crazier or dumber than the shit spouted by the likes of the express and mail every day
That was from the Daily Star, user.
Which is a newspaper for the illiterate.
>tfw the sport used to have countdowns to a girls 16th birthday before she appeared on page 3
Good times.
"newspaper"
Fuck off, the star is legit
>headline
I wish
>you now remember Zoo and Nuts
Found the paki
I remember reading an interview in there with Dimitar Observatov before he moved to Spurs saying he learned Engilsh by watching the Godfather over and over
>Cherry began her glamour modelling career after her mum Corrinne Limbert, 53, sent off some photographs of her daughter to newspapers.
>She hit the headlines aged 15 when the Daily Sport featured her, bikini-clad and posing suggestively with a milkshake, in a countdown to her 16th birthday – when readers would be able to see her topless.
I remember Loaded desu
stupid paki, privatization is the best thing that can happen to stop dumb pakis like you from using the system. if you're poor, you don't deserve healthcare, it's not a right.
Linsey Dawn McKenzies career started the same way
>Kev in the office comes back from lunch with a funny looking lemonade
>"what are u lik Kev m8"
>"ere, let me take a pic av got an idea for a cheeky arty"
Sam Fox is the GOAT desu
>In 1983, when Fox was 16, her mother submitted several photographs that she had taken of her daughter in lingerie to The Sunday People newspaper's Girl of the Year amateur modelling contest
What is it with mums pimping out their daughters?
This guy will literally vote tory because the BBC said so, so did bob in the pub, he doesn't see they are sinking the country, because his mate next door said they will stop the pakis coming in mate, he probably fits carpets and is dumb as fuck salt of the earth lad
>privatization
>z
>privatised NHS and no pakis
So we'll start being charged to have inferior British doctors
The alternatives are Corbyn, parties that will never do anything, or have any relevance like Green, Lib Dem, or Plaid Cymru.
Or the SNP which can fuck off, as if they leave the U.K. will be Tory for the next few decades, or until they get somebody as unlikable as Gordon Brown in charge
People living vicariously through their kids. Dads do with their sons through sport; mums do it by making their daughters more desirable to earn money through their looks.
Yes! It's legit toilet paper.
yes, sunday sport usually publishes fake stories.
They're all 100% true m8
>the BBC is pro Tory
Ayyy
>Villa
kek
fucking hell
I wonder who allows them to use their photos
is £100 worth your face plastered on a rag being called a bike seat sniffer?
the SNP would unironically do a better job of running the UK than any of the london parties
Back then Page 3 was a harmless way to get publicity for yourself if you wanted to get into showbiz. It's only in backwards third world countries that this is considered sinful.
To think I thought the "stories" in Viz were ridiculous...
no it's 100% factual
Never thought about that
At least they managed to photoshop off the correct arm. Give them credit for that.
>bummed to within an inch of their life
kino writing
>smashed through the back door
Cheeky
no matter how bad life gets at least you'll never be a chav
>bummed to within an inch of their life
U wot m8
Are you using a VPN or are you actually a Hamas terrorist?
Classic Daily Mail
>REEEEEEEE satire about paedos is outrageous and offensive
>Also look at the size of 15 year old Charlotte Church's tits these days!
Do their readers this is all fine and not completely inconsistent?
>Classic Daily Mail
See
my bad
Still look at their circulation compared to most serious papers.
>that downwards trend across the board since 2018
I only read from printed media like once a month now but I will miss it.
The majority of those print complete shit so I've no sympathy.
How has The Sun got so many readers?
Are people really that retarded?
>he hasn't noticed how many people are retarded
You are clueless
I think it's pretty much all manual labourers
I try so hard not to notice them.
It’s fake you dipshits
>I would like someone to profit from my illness
Thanks, Sherlock.
nah m8 that one's true the lad lives down me gran's bit