>"so donald trump..."
>the audience giggles
>"so donald trump is a homosexual"
>entire audience bursts into boisterous cheers, applause, and laughter
>"he likes taking men's penises..."
>audience gasps with hot anticipation
>"...into his mouth and lick them"
>audience simultaneously shits and orgasms with riotous guffaws, every woman in attendance gives birth to bastards of colbert
>"donald trump has a boyfriend and it's another male man"
>over half the audience suffers from a heart attack or a stroke while survivors, those brave souls, howl and quake in sheer comedic ecstasy
>"donald trump is gay"
>eardrums burst over just how funny the remaining audience fines the last line as komedy king kolbert takes a bow and ascends into the stars, where he joins the cosmos as a constellation like the heroes of epics of old
"so donald trump..."
can we retire this meme yet or are we going to keep fucking sperging stephen colbert into this board as if this meme isn't as fucking dead and tired as his donald trump jokes are
wtf I hate LGBT folk now
For you.
Why does it hurt you guys so much that he makes fun of Trump guess what Trump doesn't give a fuck about you he sold out his entire voter base.
mods pls halp
there is GLORPH on board
it's ok op -- it wasn't personal
What are you all complaining about? Gays deserve to be ridiculed. They literally stick their penis in a hole where shit comes out?
>five Sup Forums threads on the front page
God why.
we are going to get things done bigly folks
Trump literally didn't understand what the POTUS is actually capable of doing when he was running. He honestly believed he was just going to lay down the law and give directives like he did as a CEO.
breaking news: sex weird???
more at 11
Sup Forums is a Sup Forums client board
it'll stay a client board as long as every "fruumpt xD" is responded to with an equally retarded "lol triggered aut right xD"
is that even what's happening anymore? I feel like most of us just want everyone to shut the fuck up
i don't know i like that Sup Forums has managed to reach a new low and i'd like to see if it can go even lower
Browse the non-Sup Forums threads for a while. See how uninteresting or retarded they are ?
>hurr durr what did he mean by this
>hurr durr pedo shit
>hurr durr porn shit
Sup Forums is easily the worst board on Sup Forums . Even Sup Forums isn't this shitty.
kardashian posting when?
these
hes completely incompetent, what does this tool have to do before the drumptards jump shit and go back to supporting ron paul. Sup Forums used to be cool. what happened to Sup Forums? its like stormfags took over completely.
What a homophobe. He should apologize for disrespecting Trump and Putin's lifestyles.
pretty sure you'd have to be born in 1998 or later to even browse Sup Forums to know if it was shittier or not in 2017
this is the new low? not the BLACKED or Pedo posting?
Colbert needs to watch the vanilla ice cream cartoon Bill Nye made. Real eye-opener.
RONSLP
GURANCHE
>MSM loves gays
>Immediately calls anyone they don't like gay
pedoposting is a time honoured tradition and the last remnant of old Sup Forums
>omg somebody insulted my favorite board, better call him a kid
Pathetic.
fun fact sjws use this argument to call the phrase 'trump is sucking putin's dick' homophobic
acknowledging oral sex is an absurd length to go to pleasure someone =/= homophobic
did i touch a nerve?
Nothing gay about one man sucking another man's dick. Like Grandma used to say, "It's only gay if the balls touch."
DINKLEBERG BTFO!!!!!!!
Fuck off shareblue.
HONAL TUNT TATA
HOTATA YO LATA BE FATTA FO YATTA
EEM BEDDEH LOBEH ADDA LADA DEEDA DEE BO ONNA HEE HO
Yes. Please quit hurting my feelings.
>calls colbert's trump jokes dead and tired
>must be david brock
sorry, it's easy sometimes to forget just how badly words can hurt. :(
No hard feelings mate.
friendship is magic
>muh Russia
they're still going on about this?
You do know people are literally being paid to respond to these threads, right? It's pretty blatant. You can see examples of it in this thread.
How can I get paid to shitpost?
I want to make money in the comfort of my own home.
i'd pay $5 to know if you're trolling, Sup Forums, or butthurt about right wingers on Sup Forums
XOOO
BUMPF YU LIJE BLAVIMR BOOTINS PEPSI IN YUOR MOUTH. RESPOND BUMPF OR THE WORLD WILL KNW YOU AER A HAMASECUAL
please give me my check, CTR
>people would rather have competent evil than benign incompetence
>acknowledging oral sex is an absurd length to go to pleasure someone =/= homophobic
Would he have made the same remark if Putin was a woman? That Trump's mouth is only good for eating Putina's pussy? Not likely.
So the Trump sucks dicks but he's also grabbing women by the pussies? Holy moly, this the Trump guy is a sex maniac. And he's the president? Of the United States? Whoa!
probably not, but it's not because heterosexual sex isn't funny and absurd
there's just this hypocrisy in how we talk about sex where if it's men it's funny, but women should never be involved in those jokes -- that's not homophobic, it's the over-response of trying to correct centuries of sexism
Some are happy with him
You sure showed me, degenerate poohole fucker
>that's not homophobic, it's the over-response of trying to correct centuries of sexism
No, it's just plain homophobia. The joke isn't a response to "correct centuries of sexism." I'm sorry, that's just absurd.
It's not the joke that's the response. If you were to involve Trump giving a woman oral pleasure, you'd immediately be hit with "well, that's sexist because you're involving a woman in a sex joke"
also trump has been repeatedly accused of sexually assaulting women, so probably also not best taste
the over-response to centuries of sexism is "don't frame women in any sort of sexual light" -- that's why the joke wouldn't happen if Putin were a woman
Man sucking another man's dick is funny. Man sucking a woman's vaginal parts isn't funny. Hmm. Gee, I dunno. That's pretty darn homophobic, to do a joke on homosexual sex because the act of homosexual sex in and of itself is "funny." Would a joke about Elizabeth Warren munching on Hillary Clinton's furburger be acceptable for national television? I wonder, but nah, probably not. People would flip their lids and probably lynch Colbert over that.
I guess it doesn't matter too much, though. The people who are "offended" are just feigning so in order to go after a guy they don't like for political reasons while also calling each other faggots. And I sure as shit aren't offended by it. Just thinking and talking, I guess.
Not that user, by the by.
FUKA YOU, JAPANESE STEEL IS BEST
I think oral sex is funny, period. (No pun intended). Sex is fucking funny. It's not homopbobic, it''s overcorrective. If it were really homophobic, as you pointed out, Warren and Clinton being lesbians would also fly.
The joke isn't about gay sex, it's about oral pleasure. The reason women can't be involved isn't because it's targeting homosexuals, it's because this society doesn't allow you to frame women as sexual beings without a fuss being made about it.
NIPPON STEEL
FORDED 10 BIRRION TIMES
>Trump giving a woman oral pleasure, you'd immediately be hit with "well, that's sexist because you're involving a woman in a sex joke"
Women are involved in plenty of sex jokes. Amy Schumer is making a career out of it. That isn't the issue.
>also trump has been repeatedly accused of sexually assaulting women, so probably also not best taste
If Trump were a woman too, the effect would have been the same.
Male-on-male oral sex is automatically seen as a dominant/submissive act, which is what Colbert is playing off of for the purpose of derision.
>the over-response to centuries of sexism is "don't frame women in any sort of sexual light" -- that's why the joke wouldn't happen if Putin were a woman
Women are framed in a sexual light in plenty of jokes. It's only that giving women oral sex, whether the giver is a woman or not, is not meant an insult like a man giving another man oral sex is.
Colbert is a homophobic jerk.
I don't think so.
I think this joke flies, despite being homophobic, because it's being levied at Trump. If the same joke were levied against a different target, someone liberal, it would be unacceptable. Seems hypocritical to me.
I'll say this about the joke: it's incredibly lazy and unimaginative. He also made it before, although it didn't air that time.
>Women are involved in plenty of sex jokes. Amy Schumer is making a career out of it.
Schumer is a woman. Colbert isn't.
>Male-on-male oral sex is automatically seen as a dominant/submissive act
as is literally every sexual act dude
>Colbert is a homophobic jerk.
wah colbert made a low-effort joke about a president i like/i don't have a sense of humor about the absurdity of oral sex in the first place
I mean let's be honest, the joke isn't funny. I just don't think it's homophobic. It might work because it's Trump and haha Trump is a poopface!
But agreed, the joke by itself is fucking stupid.
>Male-on-male oral sex is automatically seen as a dominant/submissive act, which is what Colbert is playing off of for the purpose of derision.
This is dead-on accurate.
The joke is that Trump is submissive to Putin, so he's "sucking Putin's dick" because a man sucking another man's dick is "an act of submission" in the mind of a homophobe like Stephen Colbert.
Honestly, though, it's not shocking that Colbert is a homophobe. It's not like this is even the first time where "gay" was the punchline for him. Hell, that was pretty much the only punchline he made in Strangers with Candy, and he used to use homosexuality as a punchline all the time with Stewart.
are we then saying that jokes about sex acts and jokes about male/male oral sex are all over the line? I know a lot of gay dudes who'd be really upset by that logic
>Schumer is a woman. Colbert isn't.
How does this change the fact that she is telling sex jokes about women? Are you suggesting popular male comedians don't tell sex jokes about women?
>as is literally every sexual act dude
Not at all. Male-on-male oral sex is seen as degrading where giving a woman oral sex is not.
>wah colbert made a low-effort joke about a president i like/i don't have a sense of humor about the absurdity of oral sex in the first place
The joke isn't about "the absurdity of oral sex" though. It's ridicule using the assumption that a male giving another male oral sex is degrading.
>How does this change the fact that she is telling sex jokes about women?
Because from a certain perspectives, "she gets it" and is entitled to the joke in ways Colbert isn't.
>Are you suggesting popular male comedians don't tell sex jokes about women?
Certainly not on CBS.
>The joke isn't about "the absurdity of oral sex" though. It's ridicule using the assumption that a male giving another male oral sex is degrading.
it absolutely is -- I'm a gay dude and I'll openly admit that me putting a penis in my mouth to pleasure my boyfriend is ridiculous, even if it's also kinda great
Wow
What's this from
>are we then saying that jokes about sex acts and jokes about male/male oral sex are all over the line?
Not at all.
They are homophobic when you're calling someone gay or say they perform gay acts (like sucking another man's dick) in order to demean them, which Colbert did here, because the joke only works if being gay is considered a bad thing. Colbert's joke is "Trump is bad because he sucks men's dicks, particularly Putin's, like a weak gay man, and that's bad. Being gay and sucking men's dicks is a bad thing."
Colbert's joke is "Trump is going to absurd lengths to attempt to please Vladimir Putin" -- it just so happens that fellatio is absolutely absurd. It's why "suck my dick" is as commonplace as it is in the first place.
>Because from a certain perspectives, "she gets it" and is entitled to the joke in ways Colbert isn't.
My point is that making sex jokes about women isn't off limits. Other comedians do it too.
>Certainly not on CBS.
Two and a Half Men didn't make sex jokes about women...?
>.it absolutely is -- I'm a gay dude and I'll openly admit that me putting a penis in my mouth to pleasure my boyfriend is ridiculous, even if it's also kinda great
I'm not saying whether it is ridiculous or not. I'm saying that isn't what Colbert's joke was playing for. He was playing for ridicule by using the assumption that a man giving another man oral sex is inherently a submissive act.
>"Trump is going to absurd lengths to attempt to please Vladimir Putin"
"Yeah, Trump's going to absurd lengths to please Putin, like sucking his dick! Isn't that absurd, sucking another man's dick? Yuck! Just makes me sick! What a weak man! Hell, he's not even a man if he's sucking men's dicks!"
Hey, you know who sucked a lot of dick? Stephen Colbert. Stephen Colbert sucked a lot of fucking dick as a Catholic choir boy. He was gobbling down those priest's cocks like a submissive little bitch. God, what a wimp! But I'm not being homophobic. Oh no, just pointing out how "absurd" and "silly" Colbert was when it came to pleasing his priests and his God. Isn't it funny?
Boku No Pico. It's a pretty hard watch.
>Other comedians do it too.
I don't think Corden or Fallon or Kimmel or Meyers would touch it.
>Two and a Half Men didn't make sex jokes about women...?
don't some kinda consider the Charlie Sheen era of that show kinda creepy in retrospect?
>I'm saying that isn't what Colbert's joke was playing for. He was playing for ridicule by using the assumption that a man giving another man oral sex is inherently a submissive act.
I think we'd both agree that the joke is trash, but I don't think it's fair to assume that a guy who's openly expressed support for the LGBT community is now trying to get a cheap joke out of antiquated views of gay people. On the other hand, it's totally fair to assume that he's trying to get a cheap joke out of Trump sucking up to Putin.
>but I don't think it's fair to assume that a guy who's openly expressed support for the LGBT community is now trying to get a cheap joke out of antiquated views of gay people
Oh, well, if he has a black friend, he can't be racist or say something racist!
Wait, didn't Colbert mock this sort of stupid excuse repeatedly? Yeah, I seem to recall something like that. Really makes you think.
Somebody get this hothead outta here!
>Yeah, Trump's going to absurd lengths to please Putin, like sucking his dick! Isn't that absurd, sucking another man's dick?
yes, putting penises inside mouths is really weird on paper, as are most sex acts -- it's why they're funny to talk about
> Yuck! Just makes me sick! What a weak man! Hell, he's not even a man if he's sucking men's dicks!
where did this second half come from
>Oh no, just pointing out how "absurd" and "silly" Colbert was when it came to pleasing his priests and his God. Isn't it funny?
yes, abuse in the catholic church is a comedy goldmine
Dude cocks lmao
drumpf suck dicks hahaha :D
stephen colbert has never miscommunicated a joke and, without context of intent, made it seem like something far worse than it was!
>Trump is in bed with Russia
>Trump is risking WW3 by antagonizing Russian allies
Choose one.
>abuse in the catholic church is a comedy goldmine
It kind of is though. Many fine jokes have been told about it.
>where did this second half come from
The original joke. The joke is Trump is weak and submissive to Putin because he performs oral sex on him like a little gay wuss unlike us real men who grab women by the pussies!
So can I insult people by calling them gay again? Is is acceptable again now?
>that pic
did he really say that?
being submissive in a sexual context doesn't make you a weak person
what the fuck was his problem?
Again, it's all about the target. You can call Trump gay and get laughs, but don't you dare say the same of Bernie! You can mock sex abuse in the Catholic church, but don't your dare say anything bad about Islam!
It's not what you say but who you say it about.
>I don't think Corden or Fallon or Kimmel or Meyers would touch it.
It's unlikely they would have made a "cock holster" joke either.
>don't some kinda consider the Charlie Sheen era of that show kinda creepy in retrospect?
Meaning what, that CBS doesn't make sex jokes about women? I'm sure it's done in the Big Bang Theory too.
>I think we'd both agree that the joke is trash, but I don't think it's fair to assume that a guy who's openly expressed support for the LGBT community is now trying to get a cheap joke out of antiquated views of gay people. On the other hand, it's totally fair to assume that he's trying to get a cheap joke out of Trump sucking up to Putin.
But he is making a joke riding on antiquated views of gay people. How is it possible that he publicly supports LGBT and makes a joke like this? It's called being a hypocrite, something that we see from the media constantly.
WADTCH IDH BANZIGNKEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEARRRRRRRHG
There's nothing inherently submissive about sucking dick, and Colbert's joke is that Trump is weak because he sucks Putin's dick, which is inherently homophobic, even if he's said nice things about the gays before.
tv is pol-lite
>one joke was taken out of context, therefore EVERY joke is taken out of context
Say that to yourself the next time you go after a comedian for saying the "wrong thing," please.
it was Voltaire who said "To learn who rules over you, simply find out who you are not allowed to criticize." Or in this case, make fun of.
took me like 5 minutes to read the whole thing from all the laughter.
>It's unlikely they would have made a "cock holster" joke either.
perhaps
>Meaning what, that CBS doesn't make sex jokes about women? I'm sure it's done in the Big Bang Theory too.
networks tend to go really, really clean on jokes, and if sex is involved, it's really not a particularly heavy sex joke
>But he is making a joke riding on antiquated views of gay people. How is it possible that he publicly supports LGBT and makes a joke like this? It's called being a hypocrite, something that we see from the media constantly.
I mean speaking from personal experience, I don't think that the joke is intended to ride on antiquated views -- the joke rides on the absurdity of sex (as do most good sex jokes), and it's not being called a hypocrite, but at worst being called a poor communicator. It's not like Colbert hasn't royally screwed himself with poorly communicated, context-of-intent-needed jokes before. pic related
and you also stick where you pee in a whole that pees and bleeds.
But but but Trump is a dictator!
Or a "dick-tator!" Because he likes sucking dicks. Because he's a filthy homosexual. No homophobe!
i think i just argued that colbert isn't very good at communicating jokes. also i find it weird that you think you know me and my views on comedians and what a 'wrong thing" is.
>I don't think that the joke is intended to ride on antiquated views
But it does. The joke only works if "man sucking dick = weak." The punchline is "if you're a man and you suck a man's dick, congratulations, you're a pansy."
Use the catalog nigger
>nothing inherently submissive about sucking dick
generally the person receiving oral sex gains more pleasure out of the experience than the person giving oral sex but point taken
>making fun of the LGBT+ community
What the hell? I used to lke Colbert, but this is not right.
>networks tend to go really, really clean on jokes, and if sex is involved, it's really not a particularly heavy sex joke
Okay. My point is that sex jokes about women aren't off limits.
>I mean speaking from personal experience, I don't think that the joke is intended to ride on antiquated views -- the joke rides on the absurdity of sex (as do most good sex jokes), and it's not being called a hypocrite, but at worst being called a poor communicator. It's not like Colbert hasn't royally screwed himself with poorly communicated, context-of-intent-needed jokes before. pic related
The absurdity of sex? C'mon m8, let's get real. The intention of the joke was to drive home that Trump is submissive to Putin. What was the vehicle for this? Gay sex acts between men.
The media can throw gays under the bus as long as the ends justify the means.
the joke also works if "man sucking dick = absurd" -- "Donald Trump seems to really want to please Vladimir Putin beyond reason. It's almost like that thing in sex where someone puts a penis in their mouth in order to please the other person."
someone give me confirmation that colbert actually said that