/brit/

Our LORD and SAVIOR Jesus Christ

pc master race

just tell me lad so i can dox you on facebook

You fucking mongrel dont ever respond to me again

upfront cost for pc gaming is obviously higher but you save money in the long run. you don't pay twice for your internet connection and games are much cheaper.

fantastic edition. simply love god and his sole begotten son.

Nice, bet you shagged loads of birds in Freshers yeah?

woah this new graphics card looks amazing. I can see more pixels on the screen, and it's only £5000

I am a young guy(18 years old), work two jobs, make a more than a decent amount of money for someone my age, am relatively nice looking(but not spectacular by a long shot) and I just seem to be having problems with dating.
I am not too big on the nightclub/bar scene as I think it is a bit pretentious and a waste of time and money. I also don't drink alcohol, so going to a bar or a nightclub may be a bit redundant in that regard.
I have tried online dating, and have had mild success with sending opening messages to women, engaging them in conversation, but when it comes to scheduling dates/meeting up, none of them want to meet up and go to the extent of making up enormous lies to avoid meeting up. In the past month, I have tried to arrange 8 dates on various online dating websites, yet have had a 100% flake rate. The only exception to this is when I went to go meet a girl that I met through the phone app "Yellow", where we agreed to meet, I thought it was good, but all she wanted me to do is buy her a pack of cigarettes, when I said no, she left. I haven't decided to write off online dating, but it is extremely inefficient.
Another thing I have looked into is speed dating. All the events seem to be older than my age range, so I find it really unlikely that I'd be allowed to a speeddating event at all. So I am a bit reluctant to drop $50 on a speeddating event that I might not even be allowed into.
I don't have a large circle of friends, and of the circle of friends I do have not that many people know of anyone that I could be set up with. The only other people I have, are people in my work circles, but I want to avoid dating people through my work like the plague.

love god and his son jesus christ me

the respectable prophet ʿĪsā ibn Maryam

go to sleep, child xx

so this is how the console runt justifies his shitty purchase...

I got my PS4 in 2013. Played it every day. Still in perfect condition, no issues. I still play the same games PCfags do, minus the pixelart indieshit on steam lmao you're getting ripped off

No thanks la

Reply to this post if you're a virgin

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Literally don't see how anyone could see how white girls aren't attractive. Even in an alternate history were Asians or blacks took over the world, white girls would be top tier

isn't there something about engraved images in the 'ible? why is this sort of thing allowed?

yes many slags have seen my willy

looking through the castle leazes group now lad

£300 and not a single game has stopped randomly running. Hows Star citizen

dirty calvinist detected, go burn some "icons" you fucking muslim wannabe

this is unironically how it would go if i tried to get a gf, so i don't

Millie Bobby Brown is going to be beautiful in 10 years

DS9 was the worst of the lot. kill yourself

excellent post
I welcome yanks into /brit/ with open arms

not really

you're trying too hard

Left my (You) at home, can I borrow your's?

someone should tell them. they problies never thought of that

what games do you guys play?

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shut up we're talking video games and star trek not your pedo shit.

This is likely what Jesus would look like today.

I picked up Bloodborne the other day

try giving the speeddating thing a try, since you don't really have any other easily available options

23 is legal in America

found the pleb

it's true though. you're a shill

Didnt join it, didnt even know there was one, I only connect with private societies groups on fb

Total War: Warhammer 2

*covets your neighbors oxen*

trying to platinum GTA III at the moment. But the paramedic missions are a bitch

>yanks

DS9 had niggers and jews in it. TNG is the aryan's choice

bet you joined caving society you autistic little twerp

practically PRINTING these easy (You)s

I'll keep an eye out

THE incel DURING HIS CHILDHOOD... IS FORCED TO STEAL,, DRINK,,, AND SNIFF PANTIES
``THE incel ``PLANTS`` CROPS. TO PRODUCE`` SOY FOR THEIR VIRGIN FARMS!!..the incel DOESN'T BATHE , DOESN'T STUDY ,
DOESN'T GO TO SCHOOL , DOESN'T GO TO COLLEGE HE'S AN IGNORANT TOOL
CLOSED-MINDED , BRUTE , DUMB , PROFANE , REPUGNANT

-HOW DO YOU SAY incel IN ``LATIN ???

*`INCELOPITECUS``

HOW TO RECOGNIZE AN incel IT'S THE EASIEST THING, THESE ARE HIS CHARACTERISTICS: ?
0- THEY'RE UGLY, HORRIBLE, DISGUSTING, INSIGNIFICANT...SMELLY
1- THEY'RE BROWN AND ASIAN, LIKE SHIT, SIMILAR TO MUD
2- THEY'RE DWARFS, 1M50 TO 1M60, LIKE THEIR SUBHUMAN COUSINS
3- THEY'RE MENTALLY CHALLENGED FROM CENTURIES OF ABSTINENCE CALLED ``VIRGINITY``
4- THEIR ASSES ARE FLAT, BOTH MEN AND WOMEN
5- THEY DON'T HAVE A BRAIN, SINCE THEY DON'T NEED IT
6- THEY HAVE FLAT NOSES LIKE PIGS
7- THEY'RE MONKEYS, THE ENGLISH CALLED THEM SO
8- THEY'RE GINGER NIGGERS GOOKS AND HAVE NO SOUL
9- THEY HAVE PROTUBERANT CHEEKBONES
10- THEY HAVE ROUND SWOLLEN FACES, BECAUSE THEIR WOMEN FUCKED HORSES

I havent played any in months, used to play dark souls and Fallout, but some guy on my floor brought his Xbox one in, and he likes playing COD Zombies so i join in from time to time, first time in years desu.

RPGs

baffling post

>platinum
fuck off console twat

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11. THE incel PLAYS VIDEO GAMES TO MASK HIS EXISTENTIAL VIRGINITY

Why are we cursed with people like this in our country? I try my best, but there are just too many of these retards. No wonder Sup Forums hates my country.

No, terrified of getting stuck and dying like that one guy did.
Joined pigeon shooting though.

hey guys remember when PC faggots said consoles were dead in 2013

How's your friends spreadsheet coming along? Adding one new re-connection a day?

outsider art

My gf is in law school and I've been a janitor for the last 5 years. Is she going to leave me?

single player ones

>Xbox
fuck off console twat

she's already fucking chad

is Prophet literally Are Role Model???

at the moment I've been playing DiRT Rally
vroom vroom

(and also a few other games like life is strange: before the storm, black mesa, hearthstone, and factorio

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THE NATION CALLS

Look like utter shite in every photo
Hate being ugly, lads

Me

it's called being financially responsible and not living off mummy and daddy's money faggot. If you spend over £300 on a machine that play games, you're a jewish soy boy

good lad

>says this while paying twice for his internet connection and paying twice as much for games
good goy

hummmmmm.....

do i become a soy boy or a.....
onion boy???

PCs are for spreadsheets and powerpoint. WIndows should ban games being played on their platform.

i dont hate your country la just find a lot of them very funny
youre alright though dont worry x

Hello, fellow vnderstander

*I* dont own one, he does


ty, what are you in?

become my boy toy

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fuck this boss TeeBeeAych

the league of virgins society

Video games are for children.
On a positive note, I get a 17% discount on electricity for the summer due to my 'tism. Thanks government.

watching William F Buckley debating Ian Smith lads

onions have layers
ogres have layers

onion king

Sup Forums is for children

>twice for internet
What? Are you retarded? The internet stays the same, I'm on a reasonable plan. If you're talking about PS plus, it's not needed.

>paying twice as much for games

Common misconception from PC soyboys. I got MGSV and Bloodborne last month for £10.

who are you rooting for

>raw onion tastes bad
how to spot a tastelet

>it's called being financially responsible

Evening, lads.

idea: start calling eachother goy boys to make joke of Jews sense of superiority

heheheheheheHEHEHEHEEHE
AHAHAHAAAAAAAAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHA

ahahah
aaha
haha

ha

*clears throat*

git gud

hello to you too
when's the skaven DLC coming?

brat

ah, so gaming society?

also idea: start calling eachother gay boys to make a joke of the fact we're all gay

Ian ofcourse, but I understand WFB is likely playing the devil's advocate