>Be me. >Be officer of the law, want to make a difference in the community. >Wife invites her parents over for dinner. >Super liberal. never gave me their blessing to marry her. >Especially into BLM >Making Pink Vodka spaghetti for everybody. >They're all talking about her sister's transformation to male. >Her father laughs at a joke and says "Hey user! You know the best way to turn a pussy into a dick is?" >Nervously laughs, "No?" >He looks me straight into the eyes and says >"You give it a badge."
>I'm in my cruiser now listening to the radio.
How do your families feel about the police Sup Forums?
why don't you grow some balls and stand up for yourself
next thing you know you'll be raising your wife's son
Jack Phillips
You have to be a complete idiot to want to be police. You lose all your friends because nobody wants to be friends with a cop. You stop getting invited to parties, because who the fuck wants to invite a cop to a party. You also start hanging out with all cops and you get that Us vs Them mentality so you lose the trust of people. That's why cops get married so early, because without your wife, you would literally have nobody in your life.
Mason Long
i hope you had a good comeback for the massive burn your father in law gave you
Julian Cruz
Kill them and blame Hillary.
Camden Morgan
op's a bitch
Charles Ramirez
>Hey user! You know the best way to turn a pussy into a dick is?
Carson Morris
I'll bite
Tell him to fuck off, you do not deserve that kind of treatment from anybody not from your friends, your father in law, not even your wife.
Luis Clark
>"You give it a badge."
C'mon dude, that was funny.
Seriously though, fuck your wife for inviting your enemies into your castle and fuck you for letting her.
Tyler Jones
Watch this movie
Joseph Harris
this you should have told him to fuck off
Parker Young
I didn't want to start a fight infront of the kids man. Does that make me a cuck?
Daniel Hall
Sprinkle some crack on that motherfucker.
See who's laughing then.
Carter Martin
if he said that joke audibly infant of the kids, that is enough to fuck him up
David Stewart
>He looks me straight into the eyes and says >"You give it a badge."
It's a shit joke since there's no double meaning. Not clever at all tbqh
Tyler Rogers
>nobody wants to be friends with a cop Nigger detected
Kevin Scott
Do you live in fucking San Francisco or something?
Adrian Butler
You are clearly a cuck. If I wasn't so sure this was roleplay I would be mad
Carter Richardson
San Diego.
Mason Howard
Would you rather have your kids watch you slink away to your car with your tail between your legs?
Your kids need to see how much of your power level you are willing to show when someone crosses your line.
You being a cop, should have a pretty high power level.
And your wife might even stop fucking that nigger on the side if you act like a man
Eli Hill
>"You know the best way to turn a pussy into a man?" >How >"You can't, there's nothing to work with."
Eli Roberts
That is a misconception of modern liberal times.
Your kids have to see you standing up for yourself, since that way they can act the same way through adulthood. They need to see their father act as a respectful figure or else they'll think they're guilty of everything.
Bentley James
That was a sick burn, m8. However so soon after the shootings you'd be in the right to kick his ass out of your house.
Dominic Hughes
And how did your wife react?
Blake Green
Shoot him. It's the only way.
I saw him reaching for his gun. I'll back you up.
Nathaniel Roberts
dont worry user, we still love anons.
security is a funny thing. people love to mock the security field when theyre prosperity has devolved into decadence. but they loove the security researcher, hacker, police officer, lawyer, when SHTF.
then they forget. like dogs who love whoever feeds them.
i hope you appreciate anonymous places like irc and Sup Forums. judgement only on what we say, not who we are/were etc.
Jason Peterson
>you know the best way to use a dick? >shove it in your daughters ass, like I'm going to do in an hour or so
Then laugh in his face and call in a BOLO to all your cop buddies so they can bust him two seconds after he pulls away from your house.
Adrian Hernandez
I don't get the joke. What did he mean by this?
Thomas Reyes
...
Jason Flores
this
why is no one talking about this?
David Sullivan
Should have just told him to say that the next time he gets stabbed and robbed by a stinking fucking nigger
Andrew Barnes
>Criminals don't want to be friends with cops >Degenerates don't want to party with you >You also get some quality friends with the same values as you >You get married early because good women are drawn to you
Christopher Hall
She gave me the "Don't lose your shit look." I didn't want to start a huge fight and get everybody riled up. I just wanted the night to be over, so we can all continue tomorrow.
Lincoln Morales
interesting that you said "the kids" instead of "our kids"
Ayden Fisher
Fuck that guy.
Literally. Go into his room tonight and rape him. Keep eye contact with his wife the whole time. After you're done, piss on the both of them.
Michael Morgan
What kind of pathetic fuck makes these threads?
Is this shit RP?
I hope to god no man stands for being insulted in his own home.
Benjamin Turner
>user can't handle the banter You'll never make it rookie
Anthony Taylor
Scratch your head and say "then why did my sister in law pay for all those trans treatments when all ya had to do was give her a badge?"
Then turn around and continue cooking
Elijah Stewart
holy shit I hate pussies now
William Butler
If he can banter like that he should be able to take it DESU familia
Alexander Flores
>They're all talking about her sister's transformation to male. What?
Nolan Hall
fucking coons
Luis Flores
You should have told him her mom is fat
Jason King
OP, use your wife's innate hatred towards her father (come on don't even deny it).
Also, has the right idea.
Just come back in, like you've thought about it, deliver the spaghetti, then bend him over and anallly rape him.
He was going for his gun, don't worry I'll back you up dawg.
Brayden Collins
My wife disowned her sister when she came out as trans. You guys would like her alot.
Ayden Foster
"Oh! So (ftm transformer) is joining the force? That's great!"
Was a better response
Austin Richardson
>a literal police officer fails to remove an unwanted guest from his own home
Carter Evans
A lot of my coworkers hate cops, yet are white. How does this shit even happen? Do people just not understand how important they are?
Chase Lopez
triggered
Juan King
Vodka sauce
Hudson Robinson
>Didn't beat him in the street and then sprinkle crack on his body
You fucked up.
Nicholas Brown
>She gave me the "Don't lose your shit look." >I didn't want to start a huge fight >I just wanted the night to be over kek, check out this cuck
Jose Edwards
you have to get back at them its your respect and dignity
Don't worry, this is the right time to be a cop. Vote Trump.
Nathan Wright
I'm an Officer, I'm not going to beat the shit out of an old man or trash his car. I recently got suspended for glassing a bartender and I can't get in trouble again.
Nicholas Wood
>nobody wants to be friends with a cop
top kek
you've never had fun til your buddy with a badge drives you and your friends around smoking ganj and crushin brews in an unmarked cruiser and then watch him ticket people for the smallest fucking things during it
Carson White
honesty i never met anyone who was a friend of a cop.
people genuinely afraid of cops
Kevin King
yeah just ignore the fact over the """sister""".
>rest assured OP your Father in Law has sucked dick.
Jackson Gray
This
Or call your cop friends and make them harass your parents in law.
Otherwise just dig a hole you lowly cuck.
Kevin Hall
Fuck his daughter extra good tonight, I guess.
You fucking cucked him for life, for all time, and all he has is edgy cop jokes.
Just blow a fat load all over her hair, the hair he used to comb in the mornings.
Ethan Bailey
Invite me down to do your dirty work for you. I hate this pos already.
Zachary Wilson
lol I don't consider cowards people.
Blake Edwards
send him a picture of it, too >oops, wrong person
Brody Wood
>glassing a bartender were you on duty at the time
James Bell
Yeah you are a massive cuck. Kids should be taught to stand up for themselves. Don't be surprised if they are bullied through school and become leftist sjw trannies.
Blake Perry
it's a good sign he's not yet calling his wife's kids "our kids". there's still hope for this cuck
Colton Garcia
I was off duty but I'd rather not talk about it.
Aiden Smith
OH I JUST FIGURED IT OUT HOW YOU CAN BOND WITH HIM.
>take him to Chiraq, Save him from pavement apes.
Alexander Price
now you got to talk about op. Spill it...
Ryan Phillips
+18
Blake Campbell
make sure he collects some pieces of the bodies.
>what do you think about cannibals OP ?
Jaxon Rogers
White kids can never let that alcohol ticket go. Decades can pass, and they have nightmares about being so painfully punked. Or something.
I've had 27 encounters with the police between grade school and age 25.
Some bad. Some neutral. Some good.
Since I'm not s drooling retard, I recognize that is representative of any human group.
I also recognize my wrongness in some of those situations. Because I'm not a snowflake.
Parker Gutierrez
Like have him make a necklace of ears or something.
Wyatt Edwards
Weak and insecure people do not like the idea of things being more powerful than themselves.
Basically if something is stronger or has more authority, then it is better, and if it is better than you are by extension worse.
They can't see themselves as becoming better or expanding their authority, so the only recourse is to tear the things around them down.
Cooper Gomez
PINK VODKA SPAGHETTI
>American cuisine
Jeremiah Lee
U wot. I have two friends that are cops and I'd say people like them more now because of it. Not everyone lets their job overwhelm their personal life. They don't go into cop-mode and arrest everyone at a party where a few people are smoking weed, plus most don't live in the jurisdiction where they work.
Michael Thomas
why would you marry someone like that >cuck
Grayson Sanchez
it is good shit man.
Justin Miller
You got roasted you pussy faggot. I really hope you feel bad. Especially since you retreated from your own home. Her dad has probably sucked dick and he's more of a man than you.
Levi Wilson
lol he didn't marry the old man.
Jackson Adams
You gonna stand for that? Kick them out. Disrespecting a man in his own house, it's disgusting.
Maybe he was right.
Dylan Reyes
You and your friends sound like a bunch of faggots
Elijah Thompson
I don't think it was wrong of you to try and keep the peace by disengaging from the dinner.
However, you need to make it clear to the father-in-law that if he can't be civil when the family gathers then he is not welcome in your house. Don't say this through your wife. Say it to him. To his face.
He'll probably try to shrug it off as a joke and start harassing you with questions like 'why you gotta over-react like this' and paint you as the bad guy or whatever.
Don't give him the time of day. Don't argue with him. Re-iterate your position that he's only welcome in your house under the condition that he is civil (calmly, don't let him see any discomfort). Then find something to do that doesn't require being in the guy's presence.
You need to be firm but calm. Think of the guy as an insect if you have to but don't let him get under your skin when dealing with him.
Jayden Gomez
Do you mean people who eat people? Or did you mean marijuana?
I don't arrest or fine people for cannabis, it's a non issue and I guess cannibals are gross? Never met one before.
Wife is Sup Forums incarnate mate. >Hates niggers. Openly calls them niggers infront of our kids. >Voting Trump >Disowned tranny sister for being mentally ill
Ayden Taylor
Touch her ass or do something that gives the indication that shes your bitch.
Make sure he sees.
Then look him in the eyes
Blake Hughes
good god I hope I never have a daughter.
Leo Morris
he married a women with psycho liberal family who expects him to do what they want so cucked
