/LigaMX/

High Risk Game Edition
>prev. to Mexico vs Iceland & Croatia
>Both Dos Santos bros. """""injuried"""""
>América's unbeaten streak dead
>Relegation: Veracruz 8pts away from Atlas
>Jornada 12 assistance: 234,098
>Jarochos chimp-out all over again
• LigaMX images, bimbos, memes: spligamx.imgur.com
• Official Sites: ligamx.net - lacopamx.net

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twitter.com/CARLOSLGUERRERO/status/975579920721174528
youtube.com/watch?v=zrcn1rKveKg
mediotiempo.com/futbol/2018/03/18/aquino-jonathan-dos-santos-y-damm-se-caen-del-tri-al-quite-va-alanis
purobeisbol.mx/?noticia=bravos-tiene-su-nueva-armadura
soyreferee.com/futbol/futbol-mx/pachangon-piojo-celebro-al-estilo-de-las-vegas-paul-aguilar-no-podia-faltar/
youtube.com/watch?v=MKhuZGk5qZ8
youtube.com/watch?v=OVLjV1WuamA
instagram.com/myrnaagui/
youtube.com/watch?v=SIbZa3vSXqY
twitter.com/El_Universal_Mx/status/975705948093259777?s=19
twitter.com/SFWRedditGifs

needs more qt's

>prev. to Mexico vs Iceland & Croatia

Next games for Mexico NT

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never enough

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fugg

>3\5 games on american soil.
>no matches against teams favored to win.

It's no wonder you guys can never make it past Ro16

I won't do nightly bumperino tonight, I'll to sleep early

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>América's unbeaten streak dead
Piojo Herrera empató a Mario Carrillo, pero con peor rendimiento.

Mario Carrillo's América was crazy, 28 games unbeaten, Kleber, Piojo Lopez, Cuauh, Ocho Pulmones Villa, Pavel Pardo, Gansito Padilla, Memo Ochoa, Davino, el chileno Rojas, Gringo Castro, Pipino Cuevas, Chaco, Bala Salinas, Oscar Rojas, Paco Torres. Won a league, concacaf and campeon de campeones against pumas chairos.

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why does the Mexican team always play in the US?

i'll bump when i wake up as well

I know bro, we could had a game against England instead Scotland, but our Federation had to defend the broadcasting rights of Televisa in USA(thanks CHIcanos) and there wasn't an agreement with England even when they offered to put money, they were looking to play against us because they are gonna face Panama on their Group G. Our NT will still shit until these motherfuckers stop putting money above futbol, you gringos have this fact on your favor, i'm sure than for Qatar 2022 you'll be better than us.

>puente
>sleep early
why? don't worry bro, i'll do some fake bumperinos for you

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so they can get that CHI money desu

>Making a new thread on Monday
The madman

Because of thirsty CHIcanos looking to spend their dollarinos on the only few real mexican things they can have while they can't visit Mexico.

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For Money, I remember that the Mexican NT is the one with the highest income just behind Brazil. There isn't a good reason to have games on Mexican province with an average attendance and very low income when you can have the games in the US on fully packed 60k stadiums with high ticket price. At the same time, you are promoting the team in the US so they will follow you and buy your shit.
Last 2 WC we had high level games and didn't mean shit either. We even beat Italy in one of those.

lol, como diría Chente, mientras la gente siga aplaudiendo ejéje

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>Both Dos Santos bros. """""injuried"""""
twitter.com/CARLOSLGUERRERO/status/975579920721174528

De los 25 que quedaban
De los 25 que quedaban...

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Alanís nuevo convocado

Ochoa
Salcedo-Moreno-Reyes-Layun
Herrera-Jonathan-Guardado
Corona-Peralta-Lozano

Looks decent

>LigaMX J12 assistance: 234,097
+ our bro at Estadio Victoria

>AscensoMX J13 assistance: 45,370
+ our bro at Estadio Tamaulipas

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lads
acabo de ver la peli de sicario y la neta si rifa aunque al final se la jalaron un poco, el vato parecia snek

>tfw using my ex's netflix account

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>ex
based normie

good 11

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last Bigovlog
youtube.com/watch?v=zrcn1rKveKg

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Mañana de bumps (y Michposting)

>Alanís convocado; Jonathan, Damm y Aquino BTFO
mediotiempo.com/futbol/2018/03/18/aquino-jonathan-dos-santos-y-damm-se-caen-del-tri-al-quite-va-alanis
>Bravos tienen nueva indumentaria, y eres 10/10
purobeisbol.mx/?noticia=bravos-tiene-su-nueva-armadura
>Piojo celebró su cumpleaños al estilo de degenerados (asi como los fanaticos de Ame, excepto por Imagebro (BASED))
soyreferee.com/futbol/futbol-mx/pachangon-piojo-celebro-al-estilo-de-las-vegas-paul-aguilar-no-podia-faltar/

Canción repetida de hoy
youtube.com/watch?v=MKhuZGk5qZ8

Beisbol is back
>Jueves 22, Monclova @ Tijuana

BASED La Volpe

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>ywn wake up and see Mich at your balcony
feels spiderman

>soyreferee.com/futbol/futbol-mx/pachangon-piojo-celebro-al-estilo-de-las-vegas-paul-aguilar-no-podia-faltar/
wtf imagine Paul Aguilar doing the Baile del Cuevón actually drunk

Based michposter

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bump

I'd let her play with my Megacable, if you know what i mean

Also requesting .webm of this:
youtube.com/watch?v=OVLjV1WuamA
0:00 to 0:15

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need the sauce

I thought y'all was expanding, youre still going to relegate this season?

>youre still going to relegate this season?
this season, yes, but no relegation next 2 years

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Bumping with keks

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God your women are hot

Are mexican women open to anal and creampies?

that bitch on the right looks like el pirata

>Relegation: Veracruz 8pts away from Atlas
#SienteTuLiga

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Whos the hopeful from Ascenso that is going to join?

thirsty saucer
instagram.com/myrnaagui/

lol I suppose it depends on the girl

>Tú y Omar Calvillo Garcia
doxxeado!

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Piggying off of this, does that mean Ascenso itself is also going to expand?

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Alebrijes de Oaxaca(but they are not certified to join LigaMX) already won winter season and they will wait the the next champion of current summer season and play a serie of 2 legs.

Only San Luis, Atlante, Celaya, Dorados de Sinaloa, FC Juárez & Leones Negros are certified for a promotion. Dorados, Celaya and Atlante are having a good season right now.

No, they are looking first than the other 10 poor teams to get proper instalations(have at least 20k seats on their stadium).

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Tfw no jewish artsy gf

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>even chairos get artsy gf's

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I would like Alebrijes de Oaxaca and Zacatepec for the memes. Most likely it will be something like Zacatecas and Dorados
I think the "normal" Ascenso should have 18 teams but they have been fucking up this past years. They will probably try to expand but only with solid teams. There is only like 5 teams of 80 in the 3rd tier that could actually apply.

lmao why are we so shit at everything that requires teamwork?

We are snowflakes m8. We are far from being the worst on teamwork and organization, it's just that we aren't on the same level as the First World and we measure ourselves against them.

>80 teams
I thought the third tier only had 18 teams?

It's very weird actually.
The third tier is called Liga Premier, which it has 72 teams.
They are divided into Serie A and Serie B, 36 teams each. What makes you a Serie A team is that you meet the requirements to be an Ascenso team, so in theory if you are in Serie A you shouldn't have problem to be promoted. Some teams playing there are Irapuato, Tecos and La Piedad.
But not every one of the 36 teams has the right to play in the Ascenso, 18 of them are teams of Liga MX (Atlas Premier, Cruz Azul Premier, Tijuana Premier, etc)

>Tecos
wtf does Los Leaño still a thing?

>Atlas Premier, Cruz Azul Premier, Tijuana Premier, etc
*tips fedora*

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If MLS wins the CCL, how bad will the mass suicides be?

El Cheto ahora es el dueño del equipo, y sí, un hijo suyo juega ahí. El año pasado ascendieron de tercera y los dirige el Pony Ruíz.

Have a detailed graph of the Mexican football pyramid?

Finally found this pair of qt's on 4k

only if América lose the final against MLS, if Chivas is the one to lossing they will do damae control with the "but we play with only mexicans, it's ok, viva mexico!" meme.

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On it, wait a good hour.

based, thanks

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Sorry it took so long, just came home and had to take a bath.

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Here, I made this just for (You)
It is something like this but I'm not still very sure

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thank you so much! i'll use this for a future edition

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unironically one anchor baby away from pic related

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she looks like that weeb russian ice skater

kek I think there are pics of her mom and looks like that
no idea who you're talking about

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>no idea who you're talking about

Cheto Leaño is the only one who gives a fuck about Tecos. His parents sold the team and he buy them back. Based junior.
Meh, it's about time. We have been winning it 13 times in a row, even my mere chance and probability we should lose one of these soon.

Cities than will have games in USA-CAN-MEX 2026, t-thanks gringos ;_;

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>Pony Ruiz
Oh boy that Santos team with Jared was a fucking dream team, miss those times.

who /ultimotrenarusia/ here?

The WC is in the US and they are giving us some matches. We should be grateful, we will get automatic qualification, some matches and not being economic trapped like Brazil and SouthAfrica. Mexico can't and shouldn't organize another WC, we are getting this for free

Mich is cuter.

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ojala y cum y no sea la sede
>We should be grateful
ni madres, los que tendrian que estar agradecidos son ellos ya que por algo pidieron ayuda a canada y a nosotros, ellos saben que ellos solos no van a ganar por mucho que tengan los shekels e infraestructura, tienen que pretender que son los good goys and sheit

Por esto no tendriamos que apoyar esa candidatura.
Si gana nunca tendremos un mundial de verdad en Mexico en nuestras vidas

what's that about?
agree

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>They couldn't win without us
user pls.

the trapito from the last thread was hotter

Ruber Omar Romano fired from Atlas.
youtube.com/watch?v=SIbZa3vSXqY

this is Lavolpe's time!!!

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>desmantelan al equipo
>corren al técnico depués de dos partidos
>traen a otro
>sorpresa! el equipo sigue siendo malo
Romano fue un pendejo por aceptar el trabajo

>Un bato balea a su expareja por una disputa por la custodia de su hija
>Los correctitos ya andan diciendo que es "feminicidio"
Ya estoy hasta la puta madre de esta ciudad. Ustedes me agradan, no vayan mañana a la Facultad de Filosofía y Letras.

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¿Esta?

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>automatic qualification
>conCACAf
What did he mean by this?

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>pendejo
>cobrar por hacerse pendejo un rato

hell just go back to argentina and be neet until the next shit team offers him a paycheck

/comfy/ as fuck

will you ever post sauce, faggot?

El wey ya tenía años sin trabajar, por lo menos ahora ya lo pelan, seguro agarra un equipucho del Ascenso o algo.

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cual ciudad we

>Facultad de Filosofía y Letras.
Reminder than after Regio Final, the next meme final will be the Chairo Final

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CDMX

Pipope final is more likely

Con lo mal que le fue va a ser muy dificil que lo contraten proximamente.

Vean a Sergio Bueno, desde que descendio con Jaguares no ha tenido equipo en primera y siempre era normal verlo en la liga

not with that attitude

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pretty sure he could get a job as an irl shitposter at espn or something

las manos siempre los delata

Sí es morra, la he visto un par de veces en la escuela.

when are the Mexico games?

how can you be so sure? hrt is fucking magic basically

need sauce for further analisis

Next Friday and Tuesday.

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next?

I don't see a buldge here

>inb4 it's tucked in

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This Friday and next Tuesday
Sorry

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ok cornflakes

bumping before i go to bed

callese puto

night

>CDMX
Not that user, but what kind of drugs can you buy inside CU, how much and how easy is to get? are dealers pursued
by the school?

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La Ultima Bumpeada

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>are dealers pursued by the school?

Atraparon a 43 (cuarenta y tres) narquillos en CU

twitter.com/El_Universal_Mx/status/975705948093259777?s=19

Cayese*

>Cayese*
But google told me it's spelled *cállese, and that *cayese is a misspelling of the word by retards who can't into spanish.