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So...

Donald Trump is a joke though.

RONALD DRUMPF

trump is bad!!!! if you voted for him you're bad!!!1
BADDD!!!!

BRAMPF SUCKS PUTIN'S COCK XD

>It's another butt hurt Drumpfkins episode

Donald "bad hombres breaking my vagina's border" Trump

I'm so sick of seeing this smarmy jew cunt advocating white genocide I WANT HIM FUCKING DEAD I WANT HIM PUBLICLY EXECUTED BY THE GOD EMPEROR HIMSELF THAT WOULD BE BASED

>it's another falseflagging drumpflstilskin getting BTFO episode

I can't wait to see the US disappearing, the world is better off without that fucking tumor of a nation

Nothing like the smell of mad triggered Sup Forumstards in the morning. Keep up the good work, Colbert.

>Liberals tell jokes
>Conservatives vote for jokes

POTTERY

Lol

Kek

s-s-s-stop! DELETE THIS!!!

I CURSE THE CURRENT DEMOCRATICALLY-ELECTED PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA AND ALSO I CURSE HOMO SAPIENS OF THE CAUCASOID BIOLOGICAL TAXON

Kek

Remember when just hated women instead of each other.

>DEMOCRATICALLY-ELECTED PRESIDENT

Ha, hope you're not referring to Blrumpf

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This, Hillary won the popular vote, wait til they do another recount!!! It was her turn!!

>le current year man makes "Drumpf" joke exactly once
>Trump fellaters obsess about it to the point of mentioning it constantly and even attributing it to the wrong person
I wonder if Oliver knows just how much power he has over the minds of autists.

Sup Forums was a mistake

Someone link me to the video of all those screencaps of his angry mug, was that recent?

The actual thing is worse than the parodies.

youtube.com/watch?v=Rxf8-E2v9og

>tfw when Jill Stein actually made a recount and news pumped it up
>it was nothing, revealed even more votes for Trump but the media goes full crickets

Well I mean, Trump used to send pictures of his hands to a reporter who once said his hands were small

Trump's supporters are just as petty and moronic as the man himself

>tfw hate colbert and trump

youtube.com/watch?v=A-HUbdEAxo8#t=1m

One minute in, if the timestamp doesn't work

Colbert = 3 million viewers
Daily Show = 1.3 million viewers
Current Year Man = Less than 2 million
Samantha Bee = Sub 750k

US population = 325 million

People who voted in the last presidential election = Roughly 128 million

These people have no voice outside of their pathetic little choir.

Bwahahahahaha!!!

Even some cartoons have more ratings than any of these clowns.

If they have no voice, then why are you guys so obsessed with them?

Is that Alex jones a meme or do people actually listen to him unironically?

Lmao
How can republitards ever recover from this?

>no argument
>just passive aggressive sarcasm

>no argument
>just gifs of pigs
Gee user, you're much better than these clowns for sure!

What's Orange and full of shit?

Donald Trump's presidency
>travel ban 1 failed
>travel ban 2 failed
>sanctuary city order failed
>failed to introduce a single one of his 10 legislation proposals promised within his first 100 days, including but not limited to the Middle Class Tax Relief and Simplification Act, Affordable Childcare and Eldercare Act, etc.
>failed to eliminate "gun-free" zones on his first day, as promised
>tries to brag about using EOs when he complained about Obama being lazy and ineffective for using them and not passing laws
>keystone pipeline using american steel failed
>couldn't repeal obamacare, even though the republicans literally control congress
>signed a bill overturning FCC regulations protecting your privacy online
>getting mexico to pay for wall failed, nearly caused a government shutdown for demanding 1 billion dollar downpayment for the wall that's supposed to be paid by mexico
>defeating isis in 30 days failed
>drain the swamp was a lie
>lock her up was a lie
>no cuts to medicare was a lie
>even breitbart acknowledged the russian shills in trump's cabinet- flynn was denied immunity, may have broken law not disclosing payments from Russia
>travel expenses in first 3 months wasted more tax payer dollars than obama's first two years as president
>kills clean power plan. wants to destroy the environment, overturned regulation preventing coal companies from dumping shit into rivers
>flip flopped on NATO, NAFTA, labeling China a currency manipulator, the Export-Import Bank, and making the American dollar stronger
>flip flopped on targeting dreamers
>lied about not intervening with syria, wasted 60 million tax payer dollars launching 59 missiles that didn't even destroy the airbase, and warned the russians but never informed congress or the NSC
>did exactly what hillary wanted
>literally called himself a "nationalist and a globalist"
>is now just a puppet for kushner and ivanka
>not even Sup Forums, infowars, or his most rabid supporters can defend him anymore

Let’s see Colbert substitutes vile, vulgar and wrong for wit and thoughtful comedy. He should be fired, immediately. But, of course, the bigwigs at CBS having been stomped into the dirt by Trump for the better part of 2 years will make lame excuses and do nothing about this. And they wonder why decent people have stopped watching them long since.

If you think he was “fine” then you are a vulgarian and a symptom of the decline in the moral fabric of our Republic. Think what you like about Trump, but he has not descended to this level and he never will. He doesn’t have to, since you and your lot will do so all of your own free volition. All he has to do is laugh at you and then stomp you into the ground some more.

In case you hadn’t noticed the “left” is losing, big time, all across the country, at all levels of government. Thank you for making it so easy to win.

As to his comments being “homophobic”, nah, they were just vulgar and beneath contempt. I’ve always found it funny that those who make these kind of jokes are the closet types who show who they are, but are too big of a coward to just come out and say it.

Knock knock

Straw man. The only people who care about being spoon fed opinions are folks like you

Then you run crying to the internet saying "oh you're so obsessed with him! BTFO" etc.

99% of the country doesn't watch his show

99%

Bwahahahahaha!!

HE SUCKS COCK!!

ROONEY SCROMPF

>Democrat support down to 85 percent
>Trump: still at 96

Guess people know exactly who to blame for hold ups on promises. Retarded sub 100 IQ democrats have no idea what they are doing beside 'muh Russia' and shitting on Bernie and Comey.

dude blobf fellates men lmao
pls gib show host job now

>poll numbers are the only thing he can shill now
Damn.

>i-i-i-it's the Demmiecrat's fault!

>still dodging the question
>can only mimic what the other person said

Damn you lefties are hateful and angry.

What's your problem? Why are you so aggressive?

Gays! LMAO am I right?!

Honestly, I just want civil war so I can kill Californians and not go to prison.

Fucking fags! They suck dicks! That's disgusting and wrong!

why you gotta be mad

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what's not to be mad about?

F U C K Y O U

The salty Drumpfettes are out in full force today.

it's only game

you make my life miserable, I make your life miserable. let's fight it out.

Damn r/the_d is hateful and angry.

What's your problem? Why are you so aggressive?

pls delet

when will Trump step down and save himself from the humiliating impeachment process where the world will what a bumbling bafoon he is and the people that elected him? ffs the country is in a disarray now because of him.

Do we really have to take it by force from him?

I want you to die.

Holy shit PLUGHUMP and his bigoted orange fans btfo

JINGBALS DRAMPGH

>Do we really have to take it by force from him?
nice try FBI

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You don't make my life miserable. I made neither of the two posts I replied to.

GOLANDPO GRUUUUUUUMPFS

Donald Trump.

holy shit they actually can't handle other people's opinions

rëddit has arrived.

8 Y E A R S
WE WON
YOU LOST
FUCK YOU

Fight fire with fire I suppose.

Colbert's show is after the FCC watershed, genius. But it's nice to see that Sup Forums stopped pretending they care about free speech

Trump will be lucky to last 8 months at the rate he's going, lol

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>free speech means you're allowed to say anything without repercussions

>things sjws say
Jeeesus you morons really have no principles do you

welcome reddit

WHY DO YOU FAGGOTS ALWAYS DISRESPECT OUR PRESIDENT? BY DISRESPECTING THE PRESIDENT YOU'RE DISRESPECTING US THE VOTERS THAT VOTED FOR HIM.

FUCK OFF YOU'VE HAD 8 YEARS OF OBUNGA GIVE US OUR RIGHTFUL 8 YEARS OF TRUMP!

DORNAO TURPM

COCK

>BY DISRESPECTING THE PRESIDENT YOU'RE DISRESPECTING US THE VOTERS THAT VOTED FOR HIM.

Trump and his voters are getting exactly as much respect as they deserve.

BONGABONGBANGABANGA BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARP

yeah well go up to a black guy and call him a nigger to his face and see what your "freedom of speech" means there
faggot

SLORBIN GROMP

'Trumpvoters are faggots'

RAHNALD RUMPF

This. Fuck trump and fuck white voters

FLUBBY DUMP

SCOOBY CRUMP

This. Fuck white voters and fuck republicans.

This. Fuck ZOING and fuck white people.

KEKOLD SLUMP

these
fuck white people, penalize white people for reproducing and import brown people

HOT BUTTERED CRUMPETS

A
FUCKING
LEAF

imagine my shock
so much for the "tolerant left"
liberalism is a mental disorder
praise kek