How do we fix England’s striker problem?

How do we fix England’s striker problem?

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what's a BWP?

Stikerless.

Bradley Wright-Phillips

Bradley Wright-Phillips

What's a Bradley Wright-Phillips?

BlackWhitePerson AKA your average American

>a third tier player in England is the MLS all time top scorer

i am laffin

If he's anything like his brother, he's a pacebabby that was last good 10 years ago

Vardy up front

Kane, Sterling and Rashford behind

Not related but I wanted to announce that we kinda fixed our striker problem and don't have to field 55 year old Klose anymore.

But seriously, who the fuck is that?

Timo Werner?

Shouldve got Almunia when you could lmao

The correct name is Timo H. Werner, my burger friend.

>Bradley Wright-Philips
More like Bradley SHITE-Philips. Right lads?

Daniel Storey is a fucking cuck faggot

does the h stand for "huelocaust"
i hope so

>Bradley Wright Phillips
Literally the 3rd best striker in his family, let alone the english team

English striker who couldn't hack it at Championship level, moved to MLS in 2013 and earns $1.3m a year there.

the english Giovinco

This. Storey can fuck off. Crowbars his dickhead agenda into everything

Who the fuck is Giovinco?

>Bradley-Wright Phillips
Can't be serious? Not even in the top 50 English strikers.

The Italian Gignac

The problem of too much choice?

Murray
Kane
Vardy
Deeney
Carroll
Ings
Rodriguez
Austin

These guys would walk into most international teams.

>$1.3m a year

He would get more in the Championship though.

Actually after looking at his wiki maybe he wouldn't. I remember him being better than that but he's a basically a League 1 tier striker

>league 1 has significantly worse strikers than the championship

yeah I'm sure the likes of bobby reid and grabban would become the real Tormenters of Toulouse in league 1

disregard I read league un

The English League 1 you lunatic!

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>2 in 32
>22 in 111
Yikes

and that was Southampton playing in the Championship not the PL

That 2 in 32 was his only prem seasons