/nfl/ general: Alux Shmeth edition

JAC:Moncrief's one-year, $9.6M deal is fully-gtd
FA:Terrelle Pryor scheduled to visit the Jets
FA:Eric Ebron visiting the Colts on Monday
BUF:Bills GM 'not ready' to move up for a QB
FA:Report: Ndamukong Suh will visit Rams
FA:Redskins hosting LB Pernell McPhee on Monday
OAK:Patriots deal for KR/WR Cordarrelle Patterson
NYJ:Teddy Bridgewater passes physical
FA:Dolphins set up visit with DeMarco Murray
TB:Bucs give DE Vinny Curry three-year deal
FA:Colts cut Johnathan Hankins after one season
FA:Terrelle Pryor to visit Seahawks on Sunday
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/nfl/ offseason bunker

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Post early playoff predictions

1) Steelers 14-2
2) Titans 12-4
3) Raiders 11-5
4) Bills 11-5
5) Patriots 10-6
6) Chiefs 10-6

1) Saints 13-3
2) Vikings 12-4
3) Cowboys 12-4
4) Rams 11-5
5) 49ers 10-6
6) Falcons 9-7

>The Vikings have to be in town when the Eagles hoist their Super Bowl banner

>Bills 11-5
With what QB?

Why do Steelers fans have such an inferiority complex around patriots fans despite their team having more championships

Mayfield

Because the first 4 were products of steroid abuse and the 5th was refballed to shit

Post dragons

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Trips confirms

Do you think memefield will fall or the bills pay out the absolutely retarded amount to move up to 5 or higher?

This is bad. Chiefs and steelers from what we've seen in FA will regress.

Mayfield will slip down like Johnny Manziel, remember everyone expected him to go first? the QB talent in this draft is the worst its been since like 2007.

Chiefs didn't lose any important players

Say, by some tragic twist, that Barr hits FA and the Vikings don’t have the space to resign him. What team does he go to?

>lists random schools, half of which didn't do shit last season
This is why nobody likes you.

>who is alex smith
>who is marcus peters

I don't have any big plays so here's funny one

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Chiefs have already jumped on the Mahomes train. They’re disregarding Smeth harder than the Packers did to Favre

clots

Lions

Browns or 49ers since they have a nice cap

You're retarded.

doesnt mean its not a huge loss tripfag

I'd be ok with Memefield at 12, but I don't see him falling that far. Everyone seems to be going QB crazy this year and throwing caution to the wind. I expect the only option left on the board at 12 to be Jackson, and if that were the case I would honestly rather the bills trade back for a future 1st rd pick next year so we can play this game all over again.

I’m not denying that. I’m explaining why Chiefs fans don’t see it that way.

>alex smith
notorious choking dink dunk checkdown talent babby
>Marcus Peters
overrated chimp often burned by physical receivers

nothing of value lost

So we're going to single out one team for juicing in an era where literally every team was?

Just like this.

Last year:
>smeth is the best QB no INTs in 5 games gonna win the Owl
This year:
>he’s trash he’s garbage worthless choking QB

At least you got Amerson, Lol

If your team didn't win an owl between the years 1997-2016 it doesn't count

Fuck off Tom

Nobody claimed smeth is a good QB, the Reid system and talent on offense carried smith for many years squandering our chance at a superbowl. Mahomes is raw but is already superior to Smith in terms of play.

>Patrick Mahomes (objectively and logistically a QB, it isn't even debatable)
>Kareem Hunt (best RB in the division who will be 100% healthy he will put up 1,000+YDs/10+TDs/5.0+YPC,)
>Travis Kelce (a top 2 TE already and going into this season will be fully recovered from knee surgery 4 offseasons ago, 1000+YDs/8+TDs)
>Sammy Watkins (top 15 WR, 1100+YDs/7+TDs)
>Chris Conley (a white guy trapped in a black's body, one of the smartest players in football, elite measurables, incredible upside)
>Tyreek Hill (one of the fastest and most explosive players in football. 1200+YDS/8+TDs)
>Anthony Sherman (best FB in NFL)
>top 5 OL consisting of Eric Fisher, Zach Fulton, Mitch Morse, Laurent Duvernay-Tardif and Mitchell "made Von Miller his bitch" Schwartz

>Best pass rush in the NFL
>Best LB corp in the NFL
>Best secondary in the AFC
>Top 5 D-Line

Barring major injuries to key players, there is literally no way the Chiefs are missing the super bowl this season

The Chiefs Super bowl drought ends in 2018-2019

You can't prove me wrong

Cap it

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>nobody claimed that smeth was a good QB
first year on Sup Forums? Up until they lost their first game, you’d think Smith was Tom Brady with how much his dick was getting sucked

>Jerry Rice is the undisputed GOAT
>But he had 2 HoF QB's throwing to him
>So Brady had Belichick
>Belichick is defensive coach
>So Brady had Moss
>For 1 year, Baka!

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WORST fanbase in each division

AFCW: Chiefs
AFCS: Jaguars
AFCE: Patriots
AFCN: Steelers
NFCW: 49ers
NFCS: Saints
NFCE: Eagles
NFCN: Packers


BEST fanbase of each division

AFCW: Raiders
AFCS: Colts
AFCE: Dolphins
AFCN: Browns
NFCW: Seahawks
NFCS: Panthers
NFCE: Cowboys
NFCN: Lions

>kek no Eagles

Silly Dallass fan with an ass list

I'm okay with this

AFCW: Raiders - thats why they moving
AFCS: Colts - have another pill Irsay
AFCE: Dolphins - J Lo and Skelitor agree
AFCN: Browns - 0-16
NFCW: Seahawks - xhe said
NFCS: Panthers - Bojangles, you actually got this one right
NFCE: Cowboys - WE DEM BOYS
NFCN: Lions 0-16

terrible prediction, packers are going 12-4 this year

82319398
you must be Canadian, because you just made an abhorrent post!

t. Cowgirls fan

jags, saints, and packers arent worst
raiders, seahawks, and cowboys arent anywhere near best, probably worst in the league

t.

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Nope, Raiders fan

NOOOOO SOMEBODY STOP THE RAMS IT'S NOT FUCKING FAIRRRRRRR

Baaaawww )): the eagles internet defense force has arrived!! don't insult wentz!

Just wait till January

even worse

shut up pussy, its our time

Why would you insult Wentz? He’s literally /ourguy/.

>losing to fucking Atlanta
hahahahahah fuck no, rams ain't shit

He doesn't kiss titties, might be gay desu

>mfw

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Cowboys have the most delusional, retarded fan base in the world. oh (You) btw

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>The Cleveland Browns have signed Tim Tebow
WAIT FUCKING WWHAT

>BROWNS

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ITS TEBOW TIME AGAIN

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fake

Bears should be considered the best and the worst t b h

>Titans 12-4
While they're going to be way more dangerous than /nfl/ seems to think they will be, I expect they'll be fifth seed at best. Their division is too fucking tough for them to manage a 12-4 record.

1) Steelers 13-3
2) Patriots 12-4
3) Jaguars 10-6
4) Raiders 9-7
5) Titans 10-6
6) Texans 10-6

1) Vikings 12-4
2) Eagles 11-5
3) 49ers 11-5
4) Saints 11-5
5) Falcons 9-7
6) Redskins 9-7

>Nick Foles will own the viqueens again.

>Things the last time the Dallas Cowboys Won a Super Bowl
#1 Hit was Mariah Carey and Boyz II Men's "One Sweet Day
Top Grossing movie was Mr. Holland's Opus, starring Richard Dreyfuss
ER was the No. 1 TV series
Power Couple Brad Pitt and Gwyneth Paltrow Covered PEOPLE
O.J. Simpson broke his silence following the murder trial verdict
3rd Rock from the Sun premiered on NBC
The President was Bill Clinton
The Motorola StarTAC Was the most advanced phone on Earth
Serious fighting breaks out between Russian soldiers and rebel fighters in Chechnya.
Amber Hagerman, a 9-year-old American child victim and namesake for the AMBER Alert system, is murdered
U.S. First Lady Hillary Clinton testifies before a grand jury for the Whitewater Scandal

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Pitch a shitty football movie/trailer

>You've seen him in footloose, now get ready to see him in football
>Kevin Bacon is
>The Prospect
>Don't pass on this kid
>December 14th

>NFCN worst
>Packers
>NFCE Worst
>Eagles
>NFCN Best
>Lions
>NFCE Best
Cowboys
I wonder who is behind this post.

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>2005 master miller is found dead in his home by an unknown assailant

if the the rams or saints get suh theyd be the best team in the nfl. top 4 teams in the nfl (saints,rams,eagles,vikings) are in the nfc

wheres the packers? did people suddenly forget that they made the playoffs for almost a decade?

Packers suck. That's why.

>Possible Raiders-Tits game

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>Rams jumping on RodneyKing Suh
idiots

no u

Bedonkadonk Poo is basically visiting everyone

Aaron was BARR'D from winning last year, git fucked

anyone got a screenshot of McShay's latest mock draft? I need a good lel

No fat chicks

>it's real
HERE WE GO

t. Lowtest beta

how can someone so well connected and well-spoken be such a moron at a fairly simple thing (not looking like a moron)

Who is more likely to get signed first, RGIII, Manziel, or Kaepernick?

>You've seen him in 'House of Cards' now get ready to see him in college football
>Kevin Spacey is
>Sandusky: Making College ball Players into men
>September 11th

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Did they really? I just started watching football and thats a crazy stat. Aaron Rodgers must have like 5 Super Bowls then, or at least a lot of appearances.

but now he has a metal cyborg collarbone
checkmate

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>You've seen him in Blade Runner 2049, now see him as a true underdog story
>Ryan Gosling is:
>TEBOW: God On His Side
>Tebowing into theaters 7/7

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He'll be benched by Week 9.

literally /areguy/

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Trips confirm

literal cucking through the 5th dimension

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no one wants a dirty playing nigger on their team
so the bengals or cowboys obviously

>You've seen her in subpar tv shows and disney movies, now get ready to see the greatest love story since Call Me By Your Name
>Ellen Degeneres is
>Rodgers: I really really like women
>Cumming to theatres March 23rd

2 mvps aint so bad

>inb4 Peyton "5 MVPs because I'm a" Manning

Dallas is going to lose the division again this upcoming season.

>82319398
Look guys he made fun of Jim Irsay’s struggles with drug addiction! I’ve never seen that one before!

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