How can we improve Sup Forums?

Hiro allows these threads.

Sup Forums is at its worst it's ever been and possibly the single worst board on this site. Worse than Sup Forums, Sup Forums and Sup Forums. Any real discussion of TV and film is drowned out by meme spamming, political bitch fights, cuck porn, and the pedobot. How do we fix this?

Bring back pedos.
Bring back tripfags.
Bring back waifufags.
Bring back 2009 Sup Forums!

Take out the Sup Forums posts and bane posting

ban pedofags
ban Sup Forumsfags

Simple, disallow any threads that aren't related to BLACKED, Bill Nye, Colbert, or Bane.

You forgot cunny.

Sup Forums is lost

You mean children? If you're gonna be a pedo at least call it by it's proper name.

Ban Sup Forums, Sup Forums, Sup Forums, Sup Forums, /vg/, etc, Sup Forums, you

Cunny implies the certain interplay of innocence and sexual precociousness. It's not just any random child.

By posting Mokou's feet

You think raping children is ok?

...

Waifu posting was fine.
Blacked posting was fine.
Pedo posting was fine.

Suddenly Colbertposting begins and people start whining about Sup Forums having a problem.

Really makes you think.

Ban Americans or introduce a pass-only board.

This place goes to shit when american edgelords start spamming at 10pm. Before that it's Sup Forums discussions.

That's a huge ass for a fucking 11 year old don't you think

There will never be a board worse than Sup Forums

Fuck that! Ban all non-Americans. #MAGA

They want to shut down threads that contradict their narrative because they have no argument, but they know they'll look like the censoring cunts they are if they admit that it's the political views that bother them. So they act like it's everything BUT the politics that are the problem, to the point where they'll try to convince people that discussion of a politically charged films or television is not related to Sup Forums.

You already know this, and so does most of Sup Forums, but they seem to think they're fooling people so they keep doing it. It's pretty funny, and one of the main reasons to come to Sup Forums still.

Waifu posting is literally against the rules which is bullshit since it literally says in the rules this board is for discussing actresses.

Short of someone rangebanning anyone who has ever posted on Sup Forums or /r/the_donald there is no conceivable way to save Sup Forums. At this point Sup Forums is the new Sup Forums where newfags are "introduced" to Sup Forums and when they see that the humor is literally 14-18 year olds LARPing as their idea autistic butthurt liberals they think that is acceptable humor and the spirit of the board which they then spread to other low effort boards that don't require thought or involve interesting hobbies. Unless the mods go completely nuclear and start permabanning people who post in off topic threads Sup Forums is dead.

None of these are fine you dumb niggerfaggot.

I swear to god this will solve 80% of the problems. Ban star wars. Limit it to one thread

>At this point
It's been the new Sup Forums for almost 5 years now

This is what Americans do to this board.

>subversives try to scapegoat Sup Forums for any fun that's been happening lately and try to remove the board of any of it's unique identity or culture
Go back to /qa/ to whine about how non-politically correct Sup Forums still is even after years of you and your SRS goony buddies preforming a psyop and infiltration of the moderation, faggot smug moeshit posting /jp/ spinoff visiting teenbros. Oh wait.. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Surprisingly, some people don't like being spammed with the same ebin maymay every goddamn day they come here. What the fuck is wrong with those people?

newfag detected

People have been saying Sup Forums is the worst it's ever been for a decade now.

Yet you've been spammed with "ebin memes" everyday all day since baneposting brought in all the meme parasites

How is it only a problem now and not the years before?

delete Sup Forums

Phone posters, teenagers, Reddit kinotards, and people who think all of Sup Forums is just for shit posting and trolling. That's what ruined this place and it will never recover.

Waaaay back in the day trolling wasn't the only activity on Sup Forums. The open discussion was great. But eventually the Sup Forums mentality spread to every board.

Plus the very nature of this site has destroyed it. Good comments simply don't get a reply. It's all about acting like an idiot for attention. That problem is compounded when you realize that most of our users are desperate shut ins with no human contact. It's basically tantrum behavior. Act up and you'll get attention.

Sup Forums cannot be saved. It's over for good

You have no idea where those posters are from.

>r/the_donald cancer is "unique board identity and culture"
kill yourself

I was trying to be generous. Every now and then there would be legitimate movie discussion about lesser known or small release films that were a must see, good foreign movie threads, old must see movies that were really informative and actually gave me a few of my favorite movies. I can't remember the last time I even saw a genuine movie thread, months ago maybe.

this

Americans will ignore these trips of truth because truth hurts.

First, Sup Forums hasn't been around for a full decade.

Second, Sup Forums is absolutely the worst it has ever been.

Maybe the problem is that we dont have enough whiney meta threads that won't amount to anything.

Protip: Only Americans watch Nye, Colbert or Amy schumer. The rest of the world don't watch that.

You sound like jlaw, omg you looked at my picture you raped me!!!

The purpose of every thread on Sup Forums is to antagonize strangers to the point where everyone gets angry, including the topic creator. The creator of these types of topics is almost always a mentally ill psychopath.

Participating in this game has been proven to be massively detrimental to both your physical and mental well being. Exposing oneself to this level of constant malice will eventually lead to real physical illness.

There is no greater waste of ones life than arguing with a group that includes psychopaths, the mentally ill, shut ins, emotionally stunted adolescent teens and foreigners.

Bring back moot.

It's laughably bad. From 3-10pm EST there is an enormous uptick in posts and threads, I'll let you guess why.

Sup Forums is in a pretty ok spot right now
sans the obnoxious Sup Forums threads that pop up every now and then

Rekt

t. iqlet too proud of himself to post on Sup Forums

I've been here since 2009. That's nearly ten years. And there were daily save Sup Forums threads back then, too.

>Hurr duuuuuurrrrrrrr brap meme kino blocks your path crab legs cubby no singles big guy for you business cards Paul Allen meme meme meme duuuuuuuurrrrrrrrr

What did Sup Forumstards mean by this?

Nice, you can parrot some insult someone on a discord told you to repeat ad verbatim. Go masturbate to brave wymyns on /vp/ and /tg/ coming out as tumblr posters and people on anarchist reddits talking about how some Sup Forums boards aren't that bad, you perpetrator of the literal death of this site you.

>worse than Sup Forums

that is unironically impossible.

>worse than Sup Forums

It can't be. Sup Forums is the most popular board.

Split into Sup Forums, /flicks/ /films/, /movies/, /kino/, /capeshit/, /starwarshit/

No there wasn't.

Yes, there was.

watch your head temperature chrissie

Reddit already has a kino board. You should go back.

Nope

Yep.

It's Sup Forums right now, though. Check the catalogs. Not even Sup Forums is this fucking drowned on Sup Forumsposting, baneposting, double digit threads and general offtopic memery.
Nice filename.

>I'll let you guess why.
Because you get home from school and your single mother is too busy working the pole or the pipe to supervise you.

Sup Forums's on topic posting is worse than the worst shitposting imaginable though

All someone needs to do is create a new chan that looks exactly like Sup Forums. That's it. Hiro has no patent over the design of this site.

This is the main problem with all those other chans, they don't look and function like Sup Forums.

Simply clone this site and you'll get a ton of traffic right off the bat. Then hire a few mods who actually give a shit and you'll have a great site like pre-2006 Sup Forums

They may be sickos but tripfags mean fun.

Deal with it.

This.

Why do you want to discuss television and film with a bunch of dumb kids, anyway?

>Write a decent post
>Get ignored.

>Write a terrible shit post
>Tons of replies

How hard is it for people to see that this is the problem with all of Sup Forums and that it's completely unfixable?

Why would you want to discuss any subject, on any board, with a bunch of dumb phone posting kids who can't be banned? Why come here at all?

To shitpost and have fun.

Damn, imagine being THIS angry. What remedial hobby do you use to deal with all the stress of people on an [insert eastern country here] [insert le wacky xD arts and crafts hobby here] forum posting things you don't like?

Literally unironically comedy gold. That, or you throwing a temper tantrum over my saying that about a bunch of harmless memes on a meme website made for memes because you refuse to not take your posting seriously because you know you have, consciously or unconsciously, an ulterior motive to posting that involves subverting the site's culture and politics so you can't only take shitposting as the harmless trivial act it is at face value because you have autistic stakes in the long-term effects of said shitposting.

There's really no fun in this and I'm pretty sure you know it.

I'm having fun. Granted, I am intoxicated most of the time. I can't imagine browsing this board sober.

Here's the thing. Image chans were a fad and now the fad has run its course. All of the good users left a long time ago. Never to return. All that's left now are pimple faced teens, socially maladjusted retards and desperate losers with no place else to go. That's why the quality of every board is total shit.

>knowing that Sup Forums is such total shit that you need to be wasted just to use it.

Sad

Ban mobile posting and it'll fix the entire site
Range ban oxford(or whatever its called) cali and it'll fix Sup Forums, Sup Forums, /lit/ and /asspie/

I do everything looks the same.

Don't you just love it when nu-Sup Forums kiddies play themselves up like they're oldfags. And an avatarfag to boot.

Its pretty fucking easy
>See shitpost thread
>Ignore it
>See thread that actually discusses tv and movies
>Post
But for some reason the opposite happens all the time. Discussion threads die after 3 replies while the daily Blacked thread gets 40 replies in 5 minutes.

Ignoring shit posting threads will never happen because

That's because nobody here actually wants to discuss television and film. There's nothing you can do to change that.

Ban anyone who posts anything from this

Yeah this is just basically another off shoot of Sup Forums

You faggots acts like you actually want to discuss movies but when you get to it the only threads related to movies that get replies are the Capeshit ones or Star Wars ones.

>There's nothing you can do to change that.
They changed that on Sup Forums in 2013 and then Sup Forums in 2014 though. Why can't they do it again?

They should really make /film/ as a slower board where blackposting,Sup Forumsposting, baneposting etc is banned and leave this one for all the memers to fish for (you)s.

dumb /jp/spie gigaNEET

Having just one mod who actually gives a shit would make a huge difference

However Jay (swaglord) is a total cunt who participates in and encourages all the shit posting. He's the primary reason this site is garbage

just straight up delete this shithole and then 3 or 4 months later bring it back (but don't make a big announcement or anything)

The very first post would be a bane post.

Nice revisionism, new guy. Weird, I thought this legendary group of old posters who all decided to randomly stimultaniously leave some time ago were classified by their hatred of "normalfags", e.g. people who are so insecure they genuinely resort to using 3rd grader 'ur a nerd'-tier insults on others online because they desperately overvalue social complacency on every online space they use?

Fuck, man, you got me. I'm a nu-Sup Forums kiddie and a the_donald trumpkin Sup Forumstard Sup Forumsbeard. I'm probably also a manbaby, dudebro pissbaby neckbro and a problematic, toxic dudebaby neckbaby. You got me.

Yep, sad but true.

@82322135
>durrr revisionism, nu Sup Forums durrr

Yep, newfag phone poster detected.

Tender butt yet because no one gives a shit about you unless you shit post

Well shit

Eventually like most people you'll grow out of Sup Forums. Then the unfixable problems with this site won't matter to you. They'll be someone else's problem.

What's so bad about some child raping? What the fuck

The funny thing is the problems on this site will only get worse over time.

Education levels are dropping across the globe. A new generation of kids is growing up on their phones. They totally lack communication and social skills. They've been drugged for ADHD and a great many of them have autism.

If you think things are bad now, just wait.

Why are you sickos so obsessed with raping children?

>durr newfag phone poster, shit post hurr

I can do it too!! By the way, you are really cool and epic when you use the funny memes like the don't give them (you)s ironically one, it proves you're one of us and not a hostile invader who deep down knows he hates and doesn't belong on Sup Forums :D

My god

>no mods on
Time for trump threads??

Horrifying.

New mods who aren't being paid to allow cancer to flood the board