>user thanks for explaining the offside rule to us
User thanks for explaining the offside rule to us
Ian Hill
Colton Campbell
You're welcome! Now, pass that vodka down here and let's do a waterfall!
Caleb Lee
Now let me explain pitcher balks
Dylan Brooks
y-you too
Isaiah Parker
>tf
>implying you could understand and explain how offside works
Lucas Russell
not pictured: me under the table fingerin all of them
Noah Gutierrez
It’s the same shit in hockey it’s not hard to understand kraut
Ayden Baker
Offside is literally impossible to explain in words only.
You need at least a whiteboard, if not a video.
Tyler Lewis
*dabs*
Jack Thomas
you're welcome
so, who's first?
Alexander Davis
just don't be behind the last defender haha
Kayden Powell
>Offside is literally impossible to explain in words only.
>It’s the same shit in hockey
los ogros
Juan Edwards
huurrrrrr long shotz bad when goalie haz buddy duurrrrrrrrrrr
Colton Ortiz
What if the ball is already behind the last defender?
Jaxon Young
not it's not
Xavier Gutierrez
Imagine servicing those roasties' puccis one by one
Colton Clark
You have a lot of fingers
Connor Perry
Los what??
Learn English dumbass
Ethan Kelly
for them
Justin Cruz
Have you ever tried explaining offside to somebody who has no clue how it works? It's fucking ridiculous. Please, explain the offside rule to me in words only. I bet you can't even do it in under 100 words.
Andrew Parker
>los ogros
William Adams
>implying sorority sluts would know the difference
Henry Long
why do americans love to drink out of plastic containers?
Mason Anderson
haha it's really simple sweety you see The blue forward on the left of the diagram is in an offside position as they are in front of both the second-last opponent (marked by the dotted line) and the ball. This does not necessarily mean they are committing an offside offence. It only becomes an offence if the ball is played or touched by a team mate while they are in an offside position and subsequently becomes involved in active play according to the definitions given in the Laws of the Game no matter if any of these events occur after they move to an onside position.
Nathaniel Thomas
BTFO
Carson Johnson
Literally the same as hockey why do people think this hard to understand?
Brayden Lee
>red cups
easy 360 out the door
Owen Taylor
What if the ball comes off the post?
What if the ball comes off the keeper?
What if the ball is played by a defender?
What if the ball comes off the referee?
What if it's a throw-in?
What if it's a goal kick?
What if it's a corner kick?
What if it's a penalty kick?
Jaxon Price
Continuing
What if just their hand is offside?
What if they're on their own half of the field?
This is what I mean when I say it's difficult to explain offside in words only, there's way too many variables and "unless..." when you're explaining offside.
Grayson Clark
polish girls are trashy af
Nathaniel Perez
Are you retarded? No its not. Not at all.
Nathan Edwards
An player cannot be behind the last defender line when a pass is kicked towards him.
16 words, not bad.
Easton Bailey
There’s a line the ball/puck can’t cross unless there’s a defender in position first, literally what’s the difference?
Jason Jones
depends if the finishing player was behind the offside line when his teammate kicked the ball
depends if the finishing player was behind the offside line when his teammate kicked the ball
goal is allowed
literally impossible, considering the ref positions himself outside the box all the time
offside
depends, if the finishing player was behind and opposing player or the half-way line, the goal is allowed
offside
considering all players are behind the ball line in a penalty kick, the goal is allowed
goal is allowed
see 6# explanation above
Mason Rodriguez
I don't know anything about your figure skating dogshit, but you didn't even get close to describing football's offside rule.
Isaiah Hernandez
>106 words
baka