He refuses to meme me

He refuses to meme me.

SNIVELLING

>Snivelry
I laugh every time

A trve thread for trve Romans.

HE REFUSES TO MEME ME!

*He refuses to meet me

He refuses to console me.

can snivelry please be a meme

in what episode does this meme happen?

Episode 5 about 13 minutes in.

Ep 5 is chock full of potential memes btw but I'm not going to deploy them prematurely

Why isn't Ptomley a meme?

>Holy shit. Caesar came into my room to ask for money and I literally screamed at him and through the scroll on the ground. He started yelling and swearing at me and I sat back down. I’m so distressed right now I don’t know what to do. I didn’t mean to do that to Caesar but I’m literally in shock from being called a Vassal. I feel like I’m going to explode. Why the fucking fuck am I a Vassal of Rome? This can’t be happening. I’m having a fucking breakdown. I don’t want to believe the world is so corrupt. I want a future to believe in. I want to be King and fix this broken country. I cannot fucking deal with this right now. It wasn’t supposed to be like this, I thought I was doing well in Egypt???? This is so fucked.

TRVE ROMAN DVBS

FOR TRVE ROMANS

Oh, he will be.

HE

WAS

A

Console

OF

Look at the fucking state of you, Sup Forums

ROME!

FUCK YOU

>These being the memes of Marcus Tullius Cicero

Daily reminder Ceasar was a liberal tyrant

Brutus is the real hero

>Aegyptus, I'm SPQR

Please continue with your threats; I would hate to submit to implication alone.

>Brutus is the real hero
>forced into compliance after trying his best to resist then manipulated by his mom who shitposted using his name while he lived at home hosting pompeii jr against his wishes then he tattled to caesar who just didnt believe him then he stabbed him because his mom
My hero

Brutus was a low betrayer. The real hero was Cato, who was a true republican and in fact chose to die with the republic rather than insult his own honor by surviving it.

I unironically blame the jews for his name not being more well-known. A truly moral man.

Why was Servillia so asshurt that he chose power over her? He did that for nine years prior. She must have known what to expect.

>Tell me about the gladiator, why does he wear the mask?

13

Women, am I right?

What would you do if a girl you loved picked a bag of money over you? I bet your ass would hurt too

I probably wouldn't arrange to have her murdered.

You would if you could. Especially if she beat the shit out of you after you called her out on it.

you bitch ass faggot

>t. woman

HE REFUSES TO BUMP ME!

Yeah but I wouldn't be surprised if she chose the bag nine years ago, left and then came back eight years later, only to choose a bigger bag. I mean come on. If they're tempted by someone once, and a MUCH bigger value of it comes around, how can you expect them to say "nah, love!" She should have just had the wife killed.

>bag of money

caesar wanted to conquer everything like alexander.

Brutus was a cowardly murderer user

go to bed, Brvtvs

>Grain?

>this is a north irish person

he looks like a fucking sandnig

Is he /our guy/?

>Cato
>hero
Not even close. Pedantic little fuckwit was the very essence of the rot that devoured the Republic. His 'morality' was a debased hero worship of the ideals of a dead man, but when the time came for him to step up and be a true hero he balked because of some imagined sense of jurisprudence.

t. Populares

can you please kill yourself

memeing queers ruined rome and sopranos threads.

It seems the temperature of your head is not being kept to an appropriate minimum

some things should be above memeing but i wouldn't expect a 90's born queer to understand that.

Not even kidding. After Pharsalus, Pompey was shitting himself at how badly Fortune had fucked him, and literal bitches like Scipio were vying for control over the remains of the army. Cato was the only one there with the capacity to unify the squabbling senators and the army generals like Labienus, but instead he deferred to Cicero because at some point a dozen years before Cicero had commanded some troops in Crete and Cato felt that it would have been 'improper' to take command over someone who'd had, at one point, a military command. Never mind that none of the generals were going to follow Cicero's orders because he was a smarmy lawyer and had been a fence-sitter, not to mention he wasn't trusted by the rank and file after having broken Roman law by executing Catiline and the accused conspirators in that debacle without trial. Cato had his chance to step up to the plate when he was needed most, and he failed. Then he fucked up again in Africa by allowing Scipio the incompetent the supreme command, and Thapsus was the cost of that blunder.

Anons! Shitposting is over.

Have we started the fire?

>turbo autist
>uses "cuck" as an insult
>weak and frail physically
yeah, I'd say so

Why did Octavian transformed into an autistic maniac in season 2? Was it because of the cat fight with Antony?

he was always autistic

He'll suck Posca's cock if asked and I say

>everytime someone is in military uniform
>every twitch, every movement, every turn of head
>squeeeeak squeeeeak squeeeak

>using cuck as a complement

>mentally strong
>new how to work anyone into doing what he wanted
>had support of extremely strong armies
>arguably one of the greatest leaders of rome

FUCK THE GREEKS

>roman law

Is there some other form of law, you wretched woman?

>The togaed man
>Cicero?
>Ita
>Lotta loyalty for a hired lawyer

>Or perhaps he is wondering why someone would stab a man before sending him to the Tarpeian rocks

just finished season 1
>that ending

FUCK SEVILLA

SIT DOWN

at least you can orate

>No one cared who I was until I put on the toga praetexta

>Titus Pullo
>Lucius Vorenus
>Gaius Julius Caesar
>Mar Antony
????

>fucks his sister

Maybe because Macus is Mark and Antonius is Antony in English.

English doesn't really have an anglicized version of the other names. There's no English way to say Pullo or Cicero. Although it does fuck up the pronunciation of Caesar for some reason.

>100 million billion drachmas

If octavia was my sister id fuck her too.

So no, not one of us

he was a gunsel of Rome
also, cool dubs

aue, true to caesar

Was Cicero the best character?
Yes he was

she looks like shit on BCS

>liberal tyrant

>what are black irish

Have you penetrated anyone yet?

>populare
>not liberal

Why did these supposed romans speak english?

They just changed the name of Latin to English. It's the same language.

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Romans were polygots, it was a sign of nobilty

The console was released in English(US)

English has replaced Latin as a lingua franca.

>900 gorillion dollars on a romantic comedy with fetish elements set in roman times

Why did brutus still live with his mum? Was he /one of us/?

>Brutus held his uncle in high regard[6] and his political career started when he became an assistant to Cato, during his governorship of Cyprus.[7] During this time, he enriched himself by lending money at high rates of interest.
I hope not

>r*mans

>be aryan white male chieftain, chilling in my awesome ancient impregnable fortress, drinking mead, fucking lolis
>some roman try-hard cunt wants to start shit with me, i refuse
>dams up BOTH rivers supplying my fortress with water
>builds up a fortress AROUND MY FORTRESS
>we run out of food and water, my people bitch and moan, make me surrender

roman fucking shits

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The fuck was up with this dude's face?

>one of the greatest men that ever lived (if not THE greatest)
yeah buddy you are just like him

That's not grain it's corn you dolt.

The memes are my master

>Was Crassus losing his life against the Parthians part of your plan?

dude probably didn't actually read it.

Ave Caesar