When mommyposting goes too far

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>he gets to fuck a god tier mommyfu every night
>I can't even find an single, attractive woman over 40 in my hometown

>Work out
>Get buff and lean
>Go to one of the local night club's over 35 nights

40 year old women are thirsty as fuck and literally all you need is a passable body and you'll look like a 23 year old Chad amongst the flabby balding divorced men trying to pick up the same chicks.

Salisbury steak

fuck my life

>over 40
>attractive

Lol

Ugly and gaunt, now THIS is a milf.

Can we get a definitive list of Sup Forums approved MILF tiers?

Putting in an early vote Salma Hayek and Kate Winslet in god tier and Fran Drescher in high tier.

Elder god tier: Amy Adams

God Tier: Hayley Atwell

Great Tier: Eva Green

Meh Tier: Cate Blanchett

Shit Tier: Winona Rider

Jessica Chastain is my favorite mommy.

You were going so well until you got to Meh and Shit.

>Hayley Atwell
What. She's 35. She just has huge tits.

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isn't this bitch 60?

Fucking hell shes 57 and looks better than 50% of 35 year olds. I'm killing myself if my wife doesn't look half as good as her when she turns 60

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You must find a chubster and carefully maintain her weight. Those are that age the best. Skin quality plays a HUGE role

CLAIMED

>You must find a chubster and carefully maintain her weight.

I've noticed this. Is there any science to it?

If it goes too far in either direction it falls apart but it seems like just a bit of chub really helps a woman age.

Make way for the true god tier mommy

>52

Nope.

Mommy Jessica >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> everyone else

wrong

If she took a dick for once then yeah

>tfw dating a 45 year old woman in another country when im in my mid 20s

The real thinking man's fetish desu

Who doesn't want the perfect mommy forever

shes done a few hardcore scenes