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*verzieh dich du kleiner pisser edition*

>Today 20/03

3rd /bundes/
19:00 Solarium GroBaspach - Hansa Rostock

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>tfw international break

Hope these fucking ossis promote so my HSV can have three Nordderbys next season

Reminder that Germanistan has cucked itself with millions of Muslims lmao

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>el ogro de las americas

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>weekly school shootings
>fortnightly terrorist attacks
>murders every day in safe places like chiraq and detroit
>let's instead talk about steel tariffs

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you guys had a culture worthy of protecting and did nothing to stop it

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Pretty happy with this

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op related

>Der Ausdruck "Kleiner Pisser" könnte Gladbachs Sportdirektor teuer zu stehen kommen. Der DFB ermittelt gegen den 44-Jährigen.
>Sportdirektor Max Eberl vom Bundesligisten Borussia Mönchengladbach droht wegen der Beleidigung von Julian Nagelsmann eine Strafe vonseiten des Deutschen Fußball-Bundes (DFB). Der Kontrollausschuss hat Ermittlungen gegen den 44-Jährigen aufgenommen, weil er den Trainer des Ligarivalen 1899 Hoffenheim im Punktspiel am vergangenen Samstag (3:3) in der ersten Hälfte als "kleinen Pisser" verunglimpft hatte.
>Obwohl Eberl nach Spielschluss seinen Fauxpas zugab und bedauerte ("Ich habe einen Fehler gemacht und mich bei Julian entschuldigt"), muss der Sportchef eine Stellungnahme an den DFB übermitteln. Eberl dürfte nicht um eine Geldstrafe herumkommen.

alright bundesshits, tell me how you successfully conned people into thinking jupp is a coaching deity

Nagelstoddler has achieved more in two years than Eberl has in 13 years

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atleast they had a culture to begin with m8

its worse to have it and let it be destroyed than to not have one desu

>its worse to have x and lost it than never to have x at all
no it isnt
you're dumber than the bundesshits

Hello


Who let the burgers in?

don't generalize jamal

oops wrong pic

dude looks like he got bullied in realschule

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this
Magdeburg and Hansa need to be promoted

that's a tight schedule

Yes. Added games with the new structure, plus World Cup year. On top of this there’s also Pokal which is only at the quarterfinal stage. They even shortened the winter break significantly this season.
Luckily it now looks like the league will go back to 12 teams after next season.

For you

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jz 1 kaffee

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>CURRENT YEAR
>ad hominem
did they dumb down you're schools to appease all you're muslims?

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having a doppelte espresso here

honestly, why didnt jogi call up philipp max? he cant be serious picking hector or plattenfart over him

Phillip Max is great if you have a heavy focus on wing-play/crosses. Hector and Plattenhardt suit Jogis center oriented short passing approach much better.

why question anything jogi does?

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this is the first time one of these comics make me giggle.

but plattenhardt is absolute dogshit. I dont understand how anyone rates him

Well there sure are better defenders out there, but his technique, decision making and position play are pretty good for a Leftback.

Jogi should call up the actual best wingback.
Daniel Caliguiri

Caliguri plays mostly on the right though

Fuck off m8! There's more than enough foreigners in MY nt already.

nt nazi. our best players have foreign roots (özil, boateng, etc)
Deutsch ist, wer einen deutschen Pass besitzt.

oh boy here we go

Til et folk de alle hore,
som sig regne selv dertil,
har for modersmålet ore,
har for fædrelandet ild

"ad hominem"

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"straw man"

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don't curse me, sauron

löw likes twinks

not weigl apparently

:(

weigl is shit

t. VERY inteligant brain

I strongly disagree

t. even more inteligant brane

immer 1 mehr inteligant als du :^)

weigl doesn't have a prinz eisenherz haircut and plucked eyebrows so he's shit

>tfw watching 3sat dokus while its snowing outside

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>Prinz Eisenherz Haircut
Which player has one? I REALLY WANT TO KNOW!

uhm it's sunny outside

was ist 1 twink frens

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twins winking = twink

Why does google translate render 'secret council corners' to the German word for receding hairline?

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I asking that myself a few days ago too. Where does the word Geheimratsecken even come from?

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danke
jz training

*I was

yes I have to leave now too.

post pix of your biceps

I'm not that fat yet

naja das kann ja noch werden hier mein dickerchen

same, saved

>still tfw international break

at least we got ice hockey playoffs in Austria right now, but its just not the same

youtube.com/watch?v=JBsnEJOFa5k
if someone wants to enjoy some slow hockey. Vienna - Innsbruck, 3:2 for vienna in the best of 7 series

>Einem Bericht von ESPN zufolge sind drei Bundesliga-Klubs an Salzburgs Diadie Samassékou (22) interessiert: Leipzig, Dortmund und Leverkusen.

>Das Interesse an Kölns Linksverteidiger Jonas Hector ist bekannt. Der Nationalspieler wäre bei einem FC-Abstieg für acht Millionen Euro zu haben. Zudem ist der BVB nach SPORT BILD-Informationen an den Diensten von Herthas Mitchell Weiser (23) und Leverkusens Jonathan Tah (22) interessiert. Beide können ihre Klubs dank Ausstiegsklauseln (Tah: 25 Mio., Weiser: 13 Mio.) im Sommer verlassen.

>an Umbruch in the summer
>Samassekou, Weiser, Tah, Hector
What the fuck are you doing Dortmund?!

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whats everybody doing?

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Trying to find the motivation to start a film. I decided on Hell or High Water.
You??

Samassekou is decent, not Naby Keita good but decent. Though I thought that they would rather get Amadou Haidarra, the more offensive neger in Salzburgs midfield

yeah but dortmund neets players who are at least naby keita tier. Anything below is not an improvement desu

hmmm yes good mobie.
gonna watch the apartment now I think

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A new /wundes/ maybe? There is no international break now, so mods can't autosage it.

idk. you're the mod tom, so go for it.
I personally cant wait for a thread full of autistic kemme spam

buy cheap, hype them, sell high
as long as they make money, Dortmund isn't interested in sucess anymore.

Turbine mätch delayed again due to snow.

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yes hello I'm back

posting on /b***es/

I don't think that our overlords care, but nonetheless it's a good idea.

well you didn't want Kevin Kampl for some reason :^)

looking forward to summer transfers, Salzburg could have new Rekordabgänge seeing how the Ablösesummen have exploded over the last year

transfermarkt.at/red-bull-salzburg/rekordabgaenge/verein/409

Reminder to never create an /m*mbes/ ever again

Or else..

wie fühlt sichs an es umsonst zu machen du nigger?

Keine Ahnung Ahmet

anything is an improvement over shitters like Topkek, Schmelelzer, Dahound, Weiglel, Grütze, Schürrlel, ... desu desu senpai

na los bann mich hausmeister nigger. geh die scheisse wegputzen aber schön umsonst ;-)

hallo

>t. om

FUCK DA JAN-ITORS

na los jannie ich weiß dass du hier drin bist du kleiner fetter bastard

*reports you for foul language*

Inexplainable images: bundes edition

also let's cap this image and use it in the next OP.

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reminder that we all decided but tom as the mod being a salty loser like always

strawpoll.me/15264079/r

>2 votes for /wundes/

lol pathetic

lol I bet it was tom from his pc and tom from his mobile.

hmmmmmm........

where's the big ones hijab
absolutely haram

lamo. this sad fuck even voted again because its 3 now
ahahhahah

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meine güte tom. hör auf es wird peinlich kollege