Dark Tower trailer

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Black men are alpha as fuck, so it fits

they're taking over.

WUZ
someone post the Sup Forums made poster

White supremacy fact of the day

Black men have less facial hair than white men due to the lack of male hormones produced in nigger bodies

SLANGERS AND SHEET

Can you guys stop?

ahahaha dude racism loll!

AYO HOL UP

>male hormones

define "male hormones" in detail

AHAHAHA WHITE BOIS YOUR TIME IS OVER
THE BLACK MAN HAS TAKEN YOUR WORLD, YOUR FANTASY, AND THE WHITE PUSSIES THAT HE'S INSEMINATING WITH HIS SUPERIOR BLACK SEED
AHAHAHA

>acting

jesus christ idris sounds terribly bad

Black women are thirsty af

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Where'd you get the link OP?

Also I thought making Roland black was the only thing they changed....

this is going to be terrible

Wait I had heard for years it was slated to be a television miniseries? Why do they think condensing eight novels into one film is a good idea?

The truth about immigration, by the numbers:

>youtube.com/watch?v=LPjzfGChGlE

Cultural Marxists Admit Organizing White Genocide

The plan to eliminate the white race:

>youtube.com/watch?v=bOgkGzMdieI

Cultural Marxism in action… Political Correctness, the tip of the blade:

>youtube.com/watch?v=q6c_dinY3fM

Cultural Marxism & Social Justice Explained:

>youtube.com/watch?v=xnqIj8C2Aek

Why are we in Decline - Cultural Marxism:

>youtube.com/watch?v=VggFao85vTs

also see

The facts about slavery in North America:

>youtube.com/watch?v=b5tci36bNjg

Cultural Marxists fund media propaganda against whites on an enormous scale:

> youtube.com/watch?v=-4Ojbi6lXQI

go back

>HAS TAKEN YOUR WORLD
>America

Jamal please, go to school so you can debate me properly.

I knew black women were considered undesirable but damn lmao

>WE
>WUZ
>TOWERS

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Looks good, Elba also fits the role.

ahaha omg now thats a funny post man

Looks kino as fuck

The Black Men fled across the desert and the White Audience didn't follow.

What am I looking at here? Who's replying to what?

holy shit the originality
this should be a new meme

Oh, so that's how they got around the racism in the book, by removing Suzanna and Eddie.

mixed as fuck. she's like 10% black tops.

>Asian women prefer Middle Easterns and Native Americans to Hispanics and Latinos
That's fucking surprising. South American dudes can be hot af.

LMFAO good job. Literally why is the movie even being made anymore? BTFO

I really wish Sup Forums would kindly BTFO of this board.

Not a fan of Sony changing Roland's skin color, but judging by the trailer Idris does the character justice.

Overall it looks rather good, but a little bit bleak for a pompous fantasy, what was the budget?

I think we reached the peak of humanity. Pack it up boys!

LMAOROFLOL

what's so great about pacific islander men

>Reddit spacing

>White women reply to Asians at the same rate they reply to Blacks
Then whats up with the BBC meme everywhere if they aren't even that desired. There might be some reasoning behind this, like, asians for stability blacks for sex or something.

Also really surprised that middle eastern men are so appealing across the board.

hahahaha holy shit

why the fuck does anyone bother adapting stephen king novels?

I really don't get it - I have not read the book but jesus christ this is a terrible idea. How can anyone be surprised?

>implying that I didn't know that
>implying that black women who haven't been BLEACHED are attractive
The only black I'd go for would be a majority white mixed

I like it, Book of Eli vibe

Obvious samefag

>Then whats up with the BBC meme everywhere if they aren't even that desired.
It's pretty much the only way you can sell black dudes in porn.
Most black dudes aren't hung.
You believe this because it's what you see in porn. Same goes for Asian dudes. They don't care about cock size over there yet if they did, you'd see Japanese dudes fucking tiny Japanese women with hammers.

The music kinda triggered me desu

Asian women are very picky

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what is that stupid track? its in fucking everything, almost wilhelm scream levels

KEK!!!!

This looks fucking retarded.
I can't wait

> i do not kill with my gun
> i kill with my heart

Mfw

honestly it looks much better than I expected.

But what about Eddie, Susanna and Oy? Why does Roland still have his fingers on his right hand? Why doesn't Jake get run over by a car at the beginning? Where is Blaine the mono? It seems like they are just skipping 90% of the book series

You're going God's work, gentlemen. Never stop fighting even in the face of those who would kill you for it.

So this isn't an adaptation of any of the books, it's just one of those "loosely based" adaptations?

Why the fuck do Indian females hate their own races males so much

Here you go friend.

It's supposed to be a "sequel"

>100% on rotten tomatoes
>PRAISE DIVERSITY mentioned in every review

>and your other heart

What if the film is just a metaphor for Idris's penis?

Bite the smallpox pillow. I'm going in dry.

Fuck you, I liked it

Because they watch them shit on the street and bathe in nasty river water. Other races don't experience India so they have no idea.

King has always been a cuck.

In "The Girl Who Loved Tom Gordon" he has to emphasise how Aryan Trisha is all the time, how her "blonde" hair is covered in mud and how she thinks Tom Gordon is "the most handsome man alive."

Look Tom Gordon up and he's a nigger.

Nice race-mixing propaganda, King, ya cuck.

it seems like they are skipping all the cool shit from the books

so its a childs movie

Are you fucking kidding me? it looks or feels nothing like the books. They should of just called it something else. I bet they wont even add Blaine the Mono.

>kike Motoko
>BUT THE CREATOR SAID HE'S OKAY WITH IT SO YOU SHOULD BE TOO

>black Roland
>THE CREATOR SAID HE'S OKAY WITH IT BUT THAT'S BECAUSE HE'S A KEK

Really makes you contemplate.

Looks great to me!

yeah 10% white maybe

Looks like Devil May Cry

>being this retarded

>Most black dudes aren't hung.
what ever helps you sleep at night

You guys are fucking hilarious.

Sup Forums, I love you sometimes.

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Not gonna lie I barely ever swipe right on black girls on tinder

More like BLACKED tower

yea the style is called gunslinger
Dm4danteonly>the rest

Urgh, I would rather watch tv show which will follow whole Dark Tower than this.

>using Tinder
get the fuck out

>BTFO of this board
I wish you'd go back to r*ddit

no

stop being a virgin

>> being retarded enough to think that chick is only 10% black

>Muh bbc

Give it up faggot, it's a myth.
>There are no indications of differences in racial variability in our present study, e.g. the study from Nigeria was not a positive outlier
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>t. never read any of the source material

wasn't it originally supposed to be a trilogy with a TV series in between each movie?

I can see why they dropped that idea, but it doesn't make sense to try and fit the entire plot of all 7 (8?) books into one 2-3 hour movie

I'd use the fuck out of tinder if I weren't so ugly and had better confidence. Don't be such a judgy judy.

I'd use the fuck out of tinder if I didn't live in a shithole, virgins are virgins by choice

>IMAGINE MY SUHPROISE

>onlinelibrary.wiley.com/doi/10.1111/bju.13010/pdf
whatever helps you cope living life with your 4 inch weewee

Bait

I choose to not be a virgin

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Nah fuck I'm still a virgin man.

How much newfag can you fit in a single post?

I wonder why. Do you live in a city?

>I'm not that guy
>she's 50% tops

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big dicks
strong
chubby/cuddly
religious
protective
hard workers
funny

islanders are awesome i loved working graveyard with them, always joking around and very dependable individually because their parents raised them on the straight and narrow. if i was a woman i would marry one desu.

wicked digits bro

the gets flow through you

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then save $200 and get laid