*cough*

>*cough*
>Take a hit, user. You need to chill out and live life.

How do you respond?

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o-ok

"Please untie me, I won't press charges just let me go"

I only vape and edibles bitch

>lung tar

no problem if it isnt chemo

Y-you too...

Nah stays in my system too long, but if you got some cocaine we can pay all night long

*cough* just post in this slide thread with me user, it won't kills you

>not until you eat all these eggs

OK, but we can't listen to any more Sublime songs.

No, you need to chill out!

I don't talk to subhuman nigger basil smokers.

I take a puff, then start asking her tough political questions and making sure she is a nationalist before I continue talking to her.

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How can I chill when I don't know how to use echolocation? Do you see why this is bad for me?

>be me 2 years ago
>17 -- undeveloped brain
>fall for the dude weed lmao meme
>now retarded at math

Don't smoke herbal jew

I tell her the truth.

I can't cuss I fucked my liver smoking meth

>smoking
>being around people who smoke
No, I don't. People who smoke are ficking nasty. Especially cunts, cunts who smoke are the grossest ugliest bitches.

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At 1:35

>smoking with chill af hot stoner girls

one of the pleasures in life

Kek

No thanks, I get seriously paranoid by that stuff, but thanks.

DIE HIPPY

I don't smoke.

Say nothing and leave.

Sure.


It's just weed you melodramatic faggots

no thanks. my mother doesn't want me doing drugs

>bitches who smoke
> hot
Pick one

IIHH AHHH AHHH AHHH AHHHHHHHHHHHH HAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH AHAAHEE HAAHAI HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIH DON'T TOUCH MEEEE EEHEEE NIHHAAA AHUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU AAAAAAAH AAAAH AAAAAAAAAAAH AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUAHHUOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUH

Sorry, I´m already an useless faggot.

you don't have to smoke pot

you can eat it or inject it

>blaming weed for stupidity

I started smoking at 16, now I'm 21 and I'm top of my class in med school, recently came back from europe from an exchange program I won thanks to my grades and planning to take the USMLE tests to be a doctor in the USA, never stopped smoking.

>be me 6 years ago
>16 -- undeveloped brain
>fall for the dude weed lmao meme
>now on the brink of suicide

smoke it.

I don't smoke weed anymore. I don't need it to "chill out" or "live life".

50+ ounces smoked and all I have are fun times that I barely remember.

Don't smoke pot kiddies, it's not worth it.

holy checked.

You are still a degenerate though. Sorry.

I redpill the fuck out of her and beat the shit out of her boyfriend and her dealer.

>thanks I was dying for a puff
>wanna come over to my moms basement for some tendies?

naw bruh

The lesson is: don't smoke so young.

I don't condone being a total (((stoner))), but burning one every now and then (like occasional alcohol) is perfectly fine, as long as you're mature enough for it (20+, IMO).

What did you just say to me you little bitch?!

>>Take a hit, user.
Punch her in the face

>do you want herpes?
>because that's how you get herpes.

This. It gets boring after a while and it only cooks your brain.

>tfw some landwhale got triggered after I rejected her offer

>smoking joints
>not using a bong/pipe

get that shit out of my face you NORMIE CUNT REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Yeah, but you specified smoking. Dope's fine but smoking is asstarded.

I started when I was 11.
I'm now 52 and rolling in cash.
Pot has zero effect. Your attitude is the only thing that matters.
Keep your 1950's 'dad' attitude up your ass where it belongs.
America.
Fuck yeah.

As much as I enjoy cannabis, I hate most dudeweedlmao fuckwits, not to mention I will be drug tested for employment. I value supporting my family over fleeting pleasure.

>not dabbing in a den like old school opium addicts

GET OUT

I tell her to fuck off I hate joints. At least pack it in a bong or a pipe. Hell, I'd rather smoke out of an apple.

"I need to keep what few braincells I have left in order to fight da jooz"

I only smoke weed when I'm gonna have sex. Is that what you're after?

SLIDE THREADS

No can do, I cannot let my brain be ruined by some recreational substance. I would like to see how your grades are going. That is if you haven't dropped out of middle school.

You're a sniveling pot head leave me and my neurons alone!

yes
i shall try almost anything once
and only once

what material objects of this world do you imagine are NOT chemicals?

I smoke weed, have most of my life. I cannot stand lazy hippy fucks like shown In OP's pic, they are what everyone thinks people who smoke pot are like, when In reality people like that are lazy worthless fucks who can't hold a job. Most pot heads I know are hard working class people, Hippster fucks are a waste of space. Sorry for the rant, Living in Oregon I gave to deal with these faggots regularly.

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>smoking complacency the drug
>getting baked and eating hot cheetos on a coach/ running around some public park like a retard
>living life
nah ill stick to speed and fighting groids

Maybe I don't wanna carry a piece with me? Fucking amateurs

I've seen this same thread like four times, why?

Anyway I don't smoke pot because everyone I know who smokes is a degenerate layabout

I used to smoke, but then again I used to be a degenerate layabout

>hurr it's ok to harm your body in pursuit of pleasure because life is short durr

I really hate these kind of people.

This thread again? Same picture, paraphrasing and everything.

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I don't know how I ended up in this filthy alley but I will take this moment now to rethink my life decisions.

>tfw you're already so high that her hand looks enormous

I have an abscess in my gums and can't use straws or smoke anything. Don't be like me, don't skip going to the dental Jew for 10 years

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fak

>due to alcohol being most available and accessible

If all these categorized substances shared the same legal status, we would see completely different stats.

No, thank you. I do not need psychotics to have fun and relax.

*Proceeds to call the police*

I just want to stick my dick in your pussy fuck bitch why do you make me jump through hoops.

Maybe this is why I'm a virgin.

No thanks, I'm not 17 anymore. Have fun for now though kiddo.

"I can't, I have to find a new job, and that most likely requires a drug test. After I find a new one; let's bang it out like Niggaz on the east side."

New as shit

"heym why do you keep on making this thread everyday"

why anyone would say this to me in the first place I have no idea.

>ears stretchers

Fucking disgusting!!

this desu, it's mostly fat girls who want to justify their eating problems with munchies or skeleton girls who do other stuff like heroin

>smoke everyday
>have 3.8 gpa at top 20 school

I mostly use drugs and drink to distract me from my lack of self esteem and general self hatred. It's not healthy but it's the only way I can function

You guys realize that smoking marijuana regularly still causes a build-up of cancer causing tar, right?

I bet she has tattoos and has a pitbull too.

Thanks bitch, no go make me a sammich!

free weed and hot grill?

this is the part where Jamal comes and robs me right?

*unsheathes katana*

Kek, I got you fellow leaf.

you dont want to smoke angle dust or other "chemo" shit like crack or meth

go to therapy you sperg, or at least meditate

No. Why am I even sitting next to your degenerate ass? I need to rethink my life goals.

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this.
>first time smoking weed, it was laced with pcp
shit was out of a horror film familia

I take the hit, but don't need any convincing. Nobody is more chilled out than me.

Dude you smoked so much you lost you leaf

he smoked it

i smoke the ganj guis

kek

Sober for two weeks and my sleep is still so goddamn fucked. REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

No thanks. Weed makes me paranoid.

>this dumb thread again

You can fuck right off faggot

I'll still fuck you tho

I smoke the goddamn and relax and enjoy the moment.