Chadessi or Homosexunaldo?

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>5' tall
>Chad

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>tall as his wife
>Chad

Lol

>blows 4-1 ballon d'or lead
>blows 3-1 CL lead
>blows 3-1 kids lead

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>having a wife with an ass like that
>not firmly grabbing it literally every single time you kiss
i dont understand it. my gf is a basic white girl with no ass and i dont think i have ever kissed her without grabbing a handful. if anotella was my wife my hand would be like stitched to her brapper

>let's old man Ronaldo tie him so that his fans admit that those are the standards of greatness
>wins treble, World Cup and BdO in the same year, breaking all the ties
>Ronaldo is now too old to stage another comeback
>he is free to statpad without competition for 2 seasons

Her tits are fake as shit but is her ass?

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KEK

>blows some random nog in a boat

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What Sup Forums doesn't understand about Ronaldo (the GOAT) is that all men become women (with feminine penises) around him.

he's that much of a chad

Therefore he is not gay.

looks like the opposite user

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A true autist

BRAAAAAAAAAAP

more Chad than being manhandled by Badr

holy shit that autism

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>blows black guys

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>Ronaldo can hangout with the lads anytime he wants
>no wife to keep him down
>Messi
>can't go anywhere without his wife watching
>probably locks away his sprite and pizza when he makes her mad

I'm sick of you fucking faggots calling Ronaldo gay. Ronaldo is straight. He fucks every woman he can touch. I have gone through his last 100 Instagram photos and as you can see the number of straight ones outnumbers the gay ones by some distance. In fact only 3 are gay. One where he is pointing to the plane toilets which might indicate he had gay sex in them, one where he isn't touchine Bale on the bum during celebration which indicates fear of an erection and one where he isn't having sex with the woman in the background. The rest are straight. Being a great father isn't gay. My dad was a bad father who had sex with me I guess that makes him straight by your logic.

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Wow

hong kong with the absolute truth bombs

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ONE OF US
ONE OF US
GOOBLE GOBBLE

>that thousand yards stare in messi, clearly not enjoying it at all
>cristiano can aford a black slave to carry him in his holidays

clearly chadtsuuuu

just a reminder most Chads are h.o.m.o.s.e.x.u.a.l

This post is art

>The TSU Stride

Mental post

>penaldofags

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Never noticed that he was feeling up his cock, really makes ylu think huh.

>messhitfanboys

>homo in my country
enjoy prison faggot

>beta self-insert cuck
You are the reason this country has become shit.

This is beautiful

>beta self insert cuck
hilarious coming from penaldofags the most insecure footballer

THIS!!

>White
You can barely see the difference lmao

KEEP SHILLING BUT WE WILL NEVER BRAKE BECAUSE WE HAVE STRONG MIND

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Strong mind

more like always have kiwi, leaf, burger, serb proxy lmao your writing style obvious as fuck dumbass

>taking a picture doing cheeky homo shit with your good buddy makes you a faggot

Ask me how I know you've never had a friend in your life, OP.

SHANTA WTF ARE YOU DOING?

>I jokingly suck my friends' dicks, no homo!

>missishill delusion

I'm actually speechless...

The weak minds exposed.

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Based

new pasta? it's actually good

>the absolute state of hong kong

STOP DELETING MY SOY THREADS MODS

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>blows 3-1 kids lead
KEK

WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEW

That is just awful

i've noticed that guys typically grab their girlfriend's ass right after they notice that i'm looking at her. must be a territorial reflex.

>ywn get to pick up the GOAT in a pool
Why live?

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Directed by M. Night Shyamalamalamalan

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Ronaldo is a cooler guy but are people really proposing that anyone but Messi is the Goat?

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>having fun with his boys
>suddenly he's gay

Try to go outside from time to time user

>HONG KONG LOVES RON'S DONG

is this original?

I don't know what the fuck this is but have a you

No

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>.0000000000000000000000000001 cents has been deposited into your messi money™ account

yeah he's a faggot. so what?

No, she has ass cos of age and possibly kids.

We're not all 6'6 skinny white bois you know.