What went so horribly fucking wrong?

What went so horribly fucking wrong?

>gave goat performances in multiple 90s-early 2000s flicks and films
>branched out into more serious roles with a solid showing in Gothika
>nothing
>nothing
>only good performance in Cloud Atlas
>nothing
>Capeshit
>nothing
>nothing

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All her performances suck.

Catwoman, maybe?

Really though, no idea. Her name can still sell a movie. She made headlines everywhere being a Bond girl that wasn't just T&A. Sure it was long ago, but even I remember that and I haven't been following her in the slightest.

she always got overhyped because she's one of the few black women that's actually attractive, but not as much as the media portrays it

plus, she's starring in one of the worst movie scenes of all times

>youtu.be/rNlmRId2FVQ
I can't even watch this clip to the end, there's too much cringe

>I can't even watch this clip to the end, there's too much cringe
when I saw it was less than 2 min long, I thought you were wrong
you were not wrong

>only good performance in cloud atlas

the asian was decent as sonmi

hugh grant was pretty fun

hugo weaving was best though

Being a James Bond girl doesn't mean you're a great actress, quite the contrary desu.

Worst bond woman ever.

>she always got overhyped because she's one of the few black women that's actually attractive, but not as much as the media portrays it
>black

Look I know she is black but she is as white as it is possible for a black woman to be.

Fuck
I forgot about that scene. It's like my mind erased all memory of it. It's worse than I remember it.

Younger sexier women arrived.

she'd be way hotter with a dick

unironically agree

she's a racist bitch that only fucks white bois

She was good in swordfish. We saw her boobies

>She made headlines everywhere being a Bond girl that wasn't just T&A.

Yeah, in one of the worst Bond movies ever.

>worst Bond girl
>not the literal retard who gets locked in Scaramanga's trunk, then blows up his base by bumping a laser with her ass

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I was going on appearance but I can't fault your point.

I actually cannot name a Halle Berry movie post-Catwoman.

Why is Jamie Foxx making direct to DVD movies?

Americans (and the Chinese) don't want to watch movies with black protagonists and Jamie and Halle consider themselves too big to do anything but leading roles.

I found it hilariously bad, in the Nicolas Cage movie sense.

Is there a sexier woman alive?

Catwoman was fun

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craycray high maintence bitch NO ONE enjoyed working with? gee.. whatever could have happened to her career?

>go over to friends house in grade 4
>I'm 1 year older than him
>we're using the computer in the living room
>we want to look up "futurama"
>we both don't know how to spell it
>friend says he will go grab his dvd case so he can take a look at it
>while hes gone, my friends dad and step dad are sitting in the living with us, and in a rude, judgemental tone say "you're in grade 4 and don't know how to spell futurama?"
>reply "uhh n-no" quietly, because I know they're being dicks
>they both snicker at each other and turn their backs to me in their chairs
>felt like shit about that ever since

Your friends dad hangs out with the stepdad? What a fucking cuck!

they were gay

White dick ruined her life. She been too busy trying to control her love triangle with French niggas.

>>gave goat performances in multiple 90s-early 2000s flicks and films
actually, Monster's Ball was in the 'affirmative action year' (Oscars, that is) -- the same year Crowe was snubbed of A Beautiful Mind, 'cause of the 'can't get two gongs in row' meme (*got one -- laughably -- for his Maximus Overactus performance the year prior)

>overrated
>plastic mammaries oversized

>tfw you have a 2nd cousin that looks like her, but white

Does anyone know if she has a porn actress doppelgänger?

>>gave goat performances in multiple 90s-early 2000s flicks and films

She won an Oscar for Monster's Ball in 2002, you ignorant ape

What does this story have to do with anything?

youtube.com/watch?v=gdbIINpktOs

This was his best performance.

Hilary Swank got two Oscars and her career is dead

>FIFTY YEARS OLD

White """""""""women""""""""" BTFO

IMAGINE

found the poor aging white girl

It's called the oscar jynx you twat

>Halle Berry Child Support: Actress Ordered To Pay Gabriel Aubry $20,000 A Month

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JUST
U
S
T

240k a year is fucking nothing

I could fucking pay that

Her feet are disgusting
That's what happened

>gave goat performances
What the fuck are you talking about?
>only good performance in Cloud Atlas
Embarrassing

She got old

This meme don't work with women with curves

Die Another Day is one of the worst films ever made.

Catwoman ended her career

never in a billion years was she attractive or talented

>Why is Jamie Foxx making direct to DVD movies?

Because he's never been big, he could never pull off the numbers of Will Smith, Denzel or The Rock. He had two hits, and not because of his presence precisely. He made a career out of being the poor man's version of every black a-lister

How do I achieve immortality like Halle Berry?

REEEE

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embarrasing desu, lurk moar so you can be as based as us and stop being le noob newfag

wtf...

she must hate that shit now

>falling for a meme that made you believe this is a bad body

dear lord I would hate to be like the rest of the retards on this board

SCANDALOUS

>Elizabeth Hurley is 51

What's that you say, user?

Not a good actor. Blacks hate her because of her "pretty white blood"

>all that obvious plastic surgery

you sure showed black people

jamie lee curtis looks like THAT?

She was okay in A Cloud Atlas.

This. Her one and only good performance was Monster's Ball. She's gotten by completely on her looks.

This is Bollywood tier.

Are you fucking stupid? Check out her mother, asshole.

first catwoman made her a laughing stock shortly after her oscar win and then personal bullshit finished her off. I don't follow gossip that much but didnt she go into hiding in fear from some exlover who wanted to kill her or some melodrama like that?

>All her performances suck.
her performance at the razzie awards was brilliant

youtube.com/watch?v=U-7s_yeQuDg

I think she and verhoeven are the only ones based enough to personally accept a razzie

GET IN HERE YAO MING