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Penguins @ Islanders
7:00 PM

Blue Jackets @ Rangers
7:00 PM

Stars @ Capitals
7:00 PM

Oilers @ Hurricanes
7:00 PM

Panters @ Senators
7:30

Flyers @ Red Wings
7:30

Maple Leafs @ Lightning
7:30

Kings @ Jets
8:00

Avalanche @ Blackhawks
8:30

Canucks @ Golden Knights
10:00

Devils @ Sharks
10:30

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I support Finland

I support this thread as new /hoc/

>4 new threads
I hope you all die in a fire

cbc.ca/news/canada/ottawa/condolences-pour-in-after-son-of-ottawa-senators-captain-erik-karlsson-and-wife-dies-1.4584574
>melnyk ordered the hit
THEY CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH THIS

what a year that guys had

/hoc/?

More like /get on my cock/.

This is the real thread

care to explain?

he's a muzzie groomer

Which thread is the real thread?!?!?!

Pedo free general

more like pedo general am I right?

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The girl in the OP is cute. I'll be going now.

I deem this the real thread.
>Vancouver
>LA
>Boston
>Dallas
>New Jersey
>Chicago
>St. Louis
Who's next?

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>Karlsson wants to leave? Show him what happens to those who leave.

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could you do whalers

I will be accepting non current NHL teams and alternate jerseys once I finish the 31 teams, yes.

pings desu

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This one is it, right?

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To expand so far my secondary list is
>black constellation stars
>1990s ducks
>Hartford whalers

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This.

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His wife and unborn baby died? What the FUCK?!

I remember watching this video recently and thinking it was so heartwarming how he found out he was having a baby boy and was so excited
>twitter.com/spittinchiclets/status/942578644387549184

This is so sad

What's with the baby deaths, Gary?

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Only the son died. It's worded badly.

OFFICIAL PLAYOFF POWER RANKINGS

CAN WIN THE CUP TIER:

- Predators
- Lightning
- Bruins


CAN GO FAR TIER:

- Sharks
- Penguins
- Avalanche


NEED MEME MAGIC TO WIN TIER:

- Golden Knights
- Wild
- Capitals
- Blue Jackets

NO CHANCE TIER:

- Jets
- Leafs
- Ducks
- Flyers
- Kings
- Devils

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the wife is fine afaik, but the headlines/articles are confusing

Why do people like to post about their babies dying?

Should I kill my kid?

WOULD YOU KNOW MY NAME IF I SAW YOU IN HEAVEN

melnyk probably already texted him about the stem cells

Oh I see. Still pretty shitty for Karlsson, he's had a tough year

Kippers would you fuck me

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can you post knights and sabres please

>can go far
>sharks
>avs
LMAO

please don't laugh at the retards

Juuso Välimäki is the top alfa

Välimäki > Dahlin

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You fuckin clown, this assessment is flat out wrong and you should feel bad

This assessment is about as bad as they get.

Can a Finn save the flim flams next season? I certainly hope so

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LA Kings pupper please

hes clearly just trying to shit on canada because he is butthurt and can't skate

Yes but you need to trade for vesalainen also so you can roll with vesalainen - monahan - gaudreau

>hasn't won a cup in almost 25 years
>didn't even win gold at the Olympics

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>
Coming up as soon as I'm done with my show

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Can’t wait for HNIC to report on this hockey highlight

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Is Gary Bettman stealing players babies to sacrifice to the Illuminati or something?

Do people actually go to the side of bed and "pray" for the dead babies of players?

Pumped for the game tonight lads
Really hoping the real reason that Matthews is still out is due to the Leafs management wanting to spare him for the Ploffs

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OK, whose sister is this?

was this melnyks message to not fuck around?

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>strong chance of winning it all
Washington
Tampa Bay
Nashville
Winnipeg
Vegas

>decent chance of winning it all
Pittsburgh
Boston

>smaller but still decent chance of winning it all
Toronto
Columbus
Florida
Minnesota
Anaheim

>very slim chance of winning it all, in my humble opinion
Philadelphia
New Jersey
San Jose
Los Angeles
Colorado
Dallas
St. Louis

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>the triplets are BACK baby

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Bump Washingrton down one and this is accurate

Your kid is probably dead inside already

men cant have children

Yeah, you're probably right. I didn't give them as much thought.

Rye bread goes well with juicy pickles.

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Who's the most Russian team in cup contention? I want to bandwagon them

vegas is running out of gas. they will win 1 round and get completely outplayed by an experienced team.

Also fairly likely.

off the top of my head probably tampa.

Who's the most finnish team in cup contention? I want to bandwagon them

>implying VGK will win a round

As a lifelong Avs fan I have no problem with this. >We are on pace to double our point total from last year, anything after that is gravy

Tampa Bay
Nashville

nashville in terms of nhl players
carolina if you include their farm team i think

Amen to that.
The fact that the Avs are even a potential playoff contender this year is incredible.

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>all that happiness
>the dream of playing hockey with your son, seeing him get drafted and getting his first goal
>gone in an instant

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how do i get a gf with big breasts to motorboat?

Best team!!

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you could probably do that to some drunk chick at a bar

Why would you ask /hoc/, of all places?
You think we'd know?

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That's sexual assault user

Why aren't you watching the (2006) Stanley Cup final rematch?

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i'm over at the real thread

Because it hasn't started yet, user.

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F

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Jokerit needs to give up already so Tolvanen can make Nashville the most Finnish team in the league with 4 Finns (Rinne, Saros, Salomaki, Tolvanen)

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Anyone seen grease lately?

Why even go on

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Oilers leading 3-2 in the third.

t. Futureman

damn, user

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if the pongs lose this i'm burning down nassau county colosseum

reminder that if you root for a team in a region that you didn't grow up in/don't live in, you're a bitch.

Euros excluded of course

Jari. That looks absolutely disgusting.

sens will win 10-0 tonight because karlsson ate his dead "baby" and absorbed the hockey powers

I have it on good authority that the pings are finished

The great part is deep down you love it

Was it an actual baby, or was it a lubberkin all along?

wholesome snack, would eat

82335975
You really are an irredeemable piece of shit

probably stillborn

how do you even have dead babies when you're a millionaire

I heard this from Gary at Temple. He told me they're out in the second round. This is the last year of the 5-year plan so he doesn't know what will happen next year. The GMs decide this week.

>objectively american name
>black
>finnish goaltending

who does this guy think he's fooling

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Henri Jokiharju > Rasmus Dahlin

>trouba concussed
>it’s trouba bobble head night at the game tonight
pottery

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>he doesnt own a junior/minor league hockey team jersey
how fucking casual can you be?

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