Hyde admits he has been questioned by law enforcement over the Twitter rumors, but won’t go into detail. Friends and family members have also been fooled into thinking he is a violent gunman. Hyde explained in an email:
“My wife’s boyfriend (open relationship) heard it from the news first and so he and my wife’s son were both scared silly for a few days before everything was explained. I also got a call from my rabbi frantically trying to talk me out of doing anything more violent until finally I managed to explain to him that it was a hoax.”
What a faggot. And such horrible trigger discipline.
Benjamin Walker
You're fucking retarded
Gabriel Stewart
AN ABSOLUTE MADMAN
Joshua Bennett
THE EDITOR'S NOTE >Edit: It should be noted that Hyde’s statement is just a series of Sup Forums memes mocking progressives (except the “saving money on car insurance” meme). Deconstructed, his statement is a perfect example of this no-chill Internet subculture. The idea of Hyde — of any man, really — being a caring and responsible stepfather and a practitioner of the Jewish faith is oh-so-hilarious to this demographic.
Colton Diaz
Sam Hyde is obliterator of my sides.
Henry Sanchez
i bought it sam.
Brandon Baker
Haha fucking KEK
Ayden Parker
how come? what have I done?????
Jordan Jackson
Oh gosh - didnt see that, thought it was real :)
Jackson Walker
>linking to (((Forbes))) Got an archive link?
Jace White
>I also got a call from my rabbi > isn't shitposting pick one and only one
Jose Jackson
>Written by a woman.
lmao didn't read.
Ethan Jones
does anyone know of any normies who like sam?
Adam Bennett
Yeah I missed that he was trolling as you others have pointed out so nicely - SORRY
Sebastian Adams
>being a caring and responsible stepfather pffhaha, legit laff.
Owen Scott
>That statement I love Sam.
Grayson Rodriguez
>Wife's son >My rabbi
Of course he's trolling you sperglords
Dylan Wood
they're always making inscrutable references to spaghetti and raisins.
