What's wrong with him?

what's wrong with him?

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Mouyes has somehow made Sanchez play worse and be more unhappy than he was at Arsenal this season.

I thought this was a dream move? Fucking lol

How did manchester get adidas and that awful logo, its a terrible combination
Everyone looks ugly there, no wonder they flop

Mouyes always was and will be absolute cancer and now he doesn’t have his free spending reign at Chelsea without competition or lucking
himself to a CL win like he did with Porto to back him up.
Now you see what kind of manager he always was - a shit one.

he just needs proper investment from the board. he can't be expected to compete on a shoestring budget tbqh

But they don't fear he could flop like Pogba? Are we not even allowed to say that?

Really enjoying the downfall of this club. Long may it continue

yeah poor Mouyes, how can anyone compete with only a few hundred millions ?

he looks fat and old. what was the real point of buying him and not utilizing martial?

Pogba has been a major success.

t. marketing

Selling merchandise and building a fanbase in Mexico

Di Maria wasn't a flop though.

People actually bought Sanchez shirts, unironically?

>lel

Jose needed a win over Pep at any cost.

He is not a flop, he is a great player which all you ABUs will see next season when he lifts the EPL trophy.

10 games is a bit premature to call him a flop.

But he hasn't played well all season.

>Mexico
Sanchez is from Chile tho

Chile is a small market so he is Mexican now.

Will United fans send him abuse for years after he's left like they do with Di Maria?

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manlet, united full of big guys

This is pathetic obsession but they are not wrong. When players fail in English league and then run away and hide in a meme league they should be called out when they try to paint it as a success.

Hardly, he got pushed into a club he didn't want to go to, in a system that didn't play to his style at all, and even got his house robbed by scummy Mancunians.

Di Maria would have been fine at City or Liverpool. It's because United play terrible hoofball

this desu. hate united, but the fans are right here

Yeah and De Bruyne and Salah couldn't handle the mighty PL right, because they didn't fit in at Chelsea?

A player like Di Maria couldn't possibly deal with the likes of Watford and Huddersfield

The PL myth has been exposed, outside the top 6 the quality of team has nosedived. Some absolutely dreadful teams in the league right now.

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chelsea barely gave those players a chance, di maria was considered a key player. also those players were young.

Squad depth? Trying to buy a mature professional with short term value to give Martial competition and make him work harder. Mourinho has a track record of bringing in attacking players on a sort of roulette of competition. Think of Chelsea - Schurrle, Salah, Marin, Cuadrado. They were there to make Hazard try harder.

How many of Mourinho's transfers have actually been successful?
>Pogba: misses big game after big game, only performs against minions
>Matic: started good but seems to get slower, slower and slower. It would surprise me if he lasts more than one more season.
>Lukaku: tap in artist against minions. Have scored fewer goals against British top sides than Ben Yedder
>Mikhtaryan: almost immediately into the freeze box. Went to a club that actually tries to play attractive football in exchange for a player that wanted to escape a club that plays attractive football
>Sanchez: unambitious super spic that only wants money. Deep inside he still cries at night because Messi deemed him not good enough for Barcelona
>Bailly: mostly injured, lots of brain farts
>Ibrahimovic: too old to recover from ACL injury
>Lindelöf: actually a good player but not physical enough for English pundits

he knows he should have picked city over those gorillion wages

He's just unlucky

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lmao

Can you even imagine making that much money a week?

He's probably only pocketing half of that though.

Marin never played for Mourinho, and Salah was replacement for Mata and De Bruyne. At Chelsea he did the opposite of what you say, he was basically working to reduce the squad to a smaller size.

I remember watching a bts clip of Klopp flirting with the LFC canteen ladies and eating and joking with his players at the dining table :3

Mourinho used to be good at identifying "men", players who could self-motivate and stay professional, and thus create a machine that would run itself. But i'm not sure those kind of players exist anymore. Not too many at least.

poor fellow Ed should give him a pay rise

>making a Chilean the highest paid player in the league
I mean what the fuck where they even expecting lmao

typical south american player sir alex was right

Imho the isuse is Mourinho, for some reason, somewhere flanderized himself and his idea of football. So now he buys big and tall players and reduce football to 1 vs 1 all over the pitch.
It's not a matter of professional players or them not being motivated, it's a matter of him deciding to go down with his ship because he wants to prove a point.

>The PL myth has been exposed, outside the top 6 the quality of team has nosedived. Some absolutely dreadful teams in the league right now.

Mid Prem to League 2 is pretty much the same standard.

he's wasting all his luck with his national team

>Only gets 300k
I hope they go easy on him with the taxes.

What is it about Sanchez that is so unlikable?

>Barca didn't want him
>Arsenal fans and the team turned on him
>Loner at Man Utd
>Even Chile fans don't like him

He should be get the whole sum desu, taxes are legalized extortion from legalized mafia.

Not particularly unlikeable in my opinion, but Mou likes to buy depressed and irritable people, thinking that inducing anger in them will help them perform. But this is no longer the 90s Wimbledon-era, I guess.

>minions

Do you mean minnows

True but that's always been his method. Simple tactics/physicality/discipline etc But when you have emo players that sulk half the time like Pogba and half this united team, what to do?

Look how most coaches now stand on the sideline instructing the players. It's a different generation

Even if he got the whole sum, his agent, manager and entourage would take a nice cut.

Poor Mourinho. He is just a victim of millennial soyboy culture.

I hate United as much as anyone but it's quite Bailly is class and will probably be a tool defender if he stops dying every few months. Also matic has probably been their most consistently good player. Everyone else is overrated/shit

>what to do?
Teach them to play. Put them in the conditions to do well. Stop relying on 1vs 1 and play as a team.

I'm pretty sure he eats alone because he can't speak English lmao.

He is just not very successful anymore because he confuses tattoos and anger with professionalism and fitness.

>Mourinho used to be good at identifying "men"
No, that was his scouts. Mou himself is useless.

Only if you never use any public services. Including roads and sidewalks.

Matic and Ibra were good transfers the rest is shite

Reminder that the entire Leicester squad that won the league 2 years ago cost less than Paul Pogba

juan m8 get in there

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>what's wrong with him?
Nothing. He's always been a loner. He's always been a very individualistic player. He's always given away loads of turnovers, made frustrating misplaced passes, stupidly tried to do the spectacular in inappropriate situations. And he's always alienated other players with his shitty attitude.

It worked for him at Arsenal because Wenger indulges his attacking players and gives them the freedom to do whatever they want. It's worked for him at Chile because there's a team of workhorses surrounding him looking to get the ball to him constantly and compensate for his weaknesses when he fucks up.

But things are different at United, especially with a manager like Mourinho whose best teams have all been built on collective discipline rather than mercurial individual talent. He's not the biggest fish in the pond there and thus can't expect the players and the manager to pander to his very flawed game. The last time he was in this position he was told to fuck off by Barcelona. Except I highly doubt anyone would be willing to pick up his wages this time round.

It's criminal to not even try to duly exploit Pogba's talents.

you're aware that mafias copy the governments and not the opposite?

They just don't know where his talent really shine. Pic related.

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nobody likes chilean people

Sanchez will be fine, you can already see glimpses of his class even though he's been ridiculously unlucky so far. No one can doubt his determination to succeed at MU, he probably covers more ground than Valencia and Young combined.
>Isolated
You guys seriously believe this bullsh*t? With charismatic, likeable characters like Pogba, Lingard or Smalling on the team he'll be one of the guys in no time. English media (notoriously ABU) are desperate to paint him as a flop after mere 10 matches because he dared to SNUB Saint Pep and come to us instead. All we need to do now is bring more players of Pogba's and Alexis' quality so they have adequate support to work with

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World class player but shitty temperament. Not a good mix for Mouyes.

>Pogba
10/10, he's already worth triple the amount that was paid. Captain, key player
>Matic
8/10, good partner for Pogba but don't expect too see much of him next season. Two elite CM additions incoming
>Lukaku
9/10, his goals and assists speak for themselves. Still developing, will collect multiple Golden Shoes during MU career
>Mkhi
Flop unfortunately, but the exchange for Sanchez is a transfer masterclass by Woodie
>Sanchez
10/10, people need to stop judging him after a month at new club. Motherfreakin' FREE TRANSFER for one of the world's best
>Bailly, Lindelof
New Vidic and Rio for bargain prices in current market. 10/10 this isn't even up for discussion
>Zlatan
7/10, missed a lot of chances previous season but still won some crucial points for us. Everyone is thankful for his contribution, but it's time to move on and another backup for Lukaku should be bought

He’s a tanned Tony Pulis and always has been, boring shit punt it up to the big man football, genius over two legs, gets beat by a team like Sevilla because they had no fear of getting beat they wanted to win.

>Likeable characters like Lingard

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>Barca
Messi disliked him, forced him out of the club
>Arsenal
Bunch of ungrateful idiots, Alexis carried the club on his shoulder for years
>Chile
See above

Sanchez is in his prime years now, don't expect anything less than 10 goals + 20 assists in 18/19 league campaign. It's simply unthinkable that a player of such class would fail under Mou

>play at serie A, shit team
>be in shade of 35 y.o. vet Di Natale
>tranfered to Barca
>play slightly better than Bojan, still not enough to bench Pedro
>trasfered to Arsenal, got much better team than Fabregas few years before, not able to finish at top 4
>transfered to MU because of marketing potential
>people unironically think that he is world class superstar

>*dabs respectfully*

>this delusion
AHHAHAHAHAHSADHHASDHDSHFA

Racist?

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Nah m8, just not 16

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Get with the times, grandpas
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I'd love to see you argue against those ratings. 10/10s for Pogba, Bailly, Lindelof aren't up for discussion. If you believe Lukaku isn't 9/10 because he lacks goals against the top sides, you should remember how young he still is, and that MU is his first proper stint at a big club. Matic and Ibra? Yeah perhaps, those could a point lower but no more than that

>implying getting beaten wasn't all part of Mou's master plan

user please, we are trying to meme here. Please stick to the plan with your serious answers

He could have been a key player at buyern. Too bad he's a turbo greedy cunt

>Pogba
2/10, didn't show up for the big games, outmuscled by the guy from Brazzers in a Newcastle game, on the bench he goes
>Matic
7/10, Chelsea fucked up royally by selling him, proper Mourinho players, wins tackles, plays responsibly, scores bangers
>Mkhitaryan
0/10, enormous flop, grabbed a handful of assists against cabbage farmers and went back to irrelevancy
>Sanchez
1/10, lost possession more times than the rest of the team combined, checkbook merchant
>Bailly, Lindelof
one got injured and missed the majority of the season but is admittedly a good player; the other had a terrible start and then couldn't even bench Smalling. 7/10 & 3/10
>Zlatan
9/10, actual superb buy last season, too bad he wasted the majority of his career picking up oil money at the Caliphate of France

He thought he was white.

I understand the reasoning, but doubt this is the case here. Are you seriously going to compare
>Schurrle, Salah, Marin, Cuadrado
to arrival of Alexis Sanchez, one of (if not THE) top PL performers in recent years? He's Mou's first choice #7 for multiple seasons to come, not to help Martial's development. Anthony, along with Rash, Matic, Mata, Jones etc. will be our B team for domestic cups and easy CL group stage fixtures while the main guys (Pogba, Lukaku, Sanchez, Bailly, Lindelof, De Gea + 4/5 new purchases) will focus solely on dominating the league and later stages of CL

>wasted the majority of his career icking up oil money at the Caliphate of France
dude was already 30+ when he went to PSG.

He wouldn't have improved Bayern in any way.

letting his money-grubbing agent try to get more out of city was the biggest mistake he ever made

and pep was too based to say anything but "lol fuck you enjoy united". I mean no one's clear on the details but I imagine he only got a slightly better offer from united to stir up the bidding war and is now eating his/his agents bluff since pep pulled out the moment he went back on their agreement

You actually make some good points regarding Zlatan and Matic, as well as Bailly's injuries not allowing to let his talent properly shine (yet), but
>Pogba 2/10, Sanchez 1/10
ABU troll detected

He's a professional footballer, wherever he succeeds he is considered a success. Good thing we have peasants like you to call out all the frauds though

Salah was seen as a flop in the premier league, Di Maria and Utd weren't a good fit. Maria would be good at the right team.

Your shtick is embarrassing to ABU's everywhere.

Rumours are City actually panicked after United came in to GAZUMP the deal and offered Sanchez up to 750k a week but there was no doubt left in Alexis' mind after he knew he's welcome at MU. Plus, lets be real here. Is anybody going to be surprised when Pep's doping schemes is revealed in couple of years, City are stripped of the 17/18 title and United get the trophy for finishing 2nd? Players of Alexis' calibre don't want to be associated with such filth

Why do ABUs feel the need to infiltrate every MU thread on this board? Like, stay away please, ok?

He's depressed. He realised how huge of a mistake joining man united was. And it was so obvious even before he joined them, that's what's bothering him even more.He thought "ha, I'm leaving arsenal, I'm finally going to win some trophies hehe" but he's not going to win any, and this was his last chance. And he could have gone to city and win everything

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You are like child trolling for first time in 1999

based slovak bro with the top tier irony

Ultimately Mourinho has been found out by this generation of players that want the glory, but want the expression in there game, they like the spot light to much, where as the spot light for the Chelsea team was winning and winning ugly that how those player were motivated. I can imagine Mourinho at Chelsea asking his player if they wanted to win or play good football, as of now I don’t think he would have the balls to ask these players that. The expression players just don’t fit into his system, hazard, salah, de Bruyne, even mata

I seem to remember a story when Sanchez was at Barcelona, that Messi didn't like him, thought he was a shit footballer and told him to get out of the club because he wasn't good enough to play for them.

Are you THE Romanbro? Bought that Civic you wanted yet?

>ABU troll detected
Open your eyes man. The Emperor has no clothes, your 89 million man makes way for an academy player and has more hairstyles than goals and assists combined. Teams used to get 50+ goal machines for that kind of quid and your guy doesn't even get to properly face Stoke reject N'Zonzi because his own manager deems him not good enough. Sanchez is even worse, the guy used to perform miracles at Arsenal, now he can't score a simple tap-in into an open goal.