So does anyone own any illegal weapons? What are they? Do you store them at home?

So does anyone own any illegal weapons? What are they? Do you store them at home?

Go home ATF. You're drunk.

Are you even trying?

Why would I have that? That's against the law! You shouldn't too!

I own a knife block with a few kitchen knives in it.

I don't know a great deal about the law here but I'm pretty certain that entitles me to 3 consecutive life sentences for posession of a deadly weapon and conspiracy to commit genocide.

Oh that's bad ass my bro. Do you carry them to defend yourself? How do you conceal them?

Is this bait or are you new here?

>weapons
You must be new here. Sup Forums is the board of peace. Uou want /k/

Nah I've been here forever. I just know that you have to defend yourself. Sometimes this pigs just want to harsh your buzz right?

Well played

Just smugglin' deez dubs

You must have really fucked up to get this assignment.

I've got a home built ICBM in a silo near my house

Almost finished

Gonna send it to Mecca and fuck up that shitty cube thingy when it's done

Thanks Kerbal and Google Earth!

I own a 'muh dick', store it in sheep mostly but if that's not an option I'll use your mum's ass.

I have an US Air Force F-15 in my basement.

I don't have assignments I'm just cleaning my GATS at him wondering if anyone else has fun GATS, you know my bro?

I keep an automatic gun in my underpants, you can come seize it if you want.

Assault spoon. Above regulation length with sharpened edges.

lel

SO FELLOW EXTREMISTS
WHAT ARE WE UP TO TONIGHT

I carry a knife legally, but that's about it.

Hello my Canadian friend. I hear you can own short barrel shotguns in Canada. Do any Americans ever ask you to send them down here?

yeah, my favorite is the M1A2 Abrams i have stashed in my closet

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