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*eternal autosage edition*

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wew

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schatzi schenk mir ein foto

Does tom still vote?

>Obwohl dem Hamburger SV der Absturz in die zweite Liga droht, steht der Abschied von HSV-Juwel Jann-Fiete Arp wohl noch nicht fest.
>Laut der Bild ist der FC Bayern mit einem ersten Angebot für den Stürmer abgeblitzt. Demnach will Arp zunächst die Entwicklung beim HSV abwarten. Grund sei sein gutes Verhältnis zum neuen Trainer Christian Titz, mit dem der 18-Jährige schon in der Jugend zusammengearbeitet hat.

kalle on suicide watch

Fiete to Dortmund confirmed!

most probably yes

>bummels to dirtmund because of taktik fuchs
>fiete to dortmund
>lewa to real

lamo buyern are finished

>Arp to buyern and loan back to HIV confirmed

ftfy

kek. thats honestly pretty realistic

Maybe not a bundesliga question but you guys might know yer NT kits: Is this shirt legit or fake? im worried about the tag

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except he will get a load to cuckenheim

>Das Baby geht vor: Die deutsche Nationalmannschaft wird in den Länderspielen gegen Spanien und Brasilien am Freitag bzw. Dienstag möglicherweise ohne Sebastian Rudy antreten.
>Auch der Einsatz von Emre Can ist ungewiss. Der Liverpool-Star brach am Mittwoch wegen Rückenproblemen das Training ab.
>Bei Rudy hat der mögliche Verzicht schönere Gründe: Der Mittelfeldspieler von Bayern München ist nicht nach Düsseldorf gereist und fehlte auch am Mittwoch beim Training am Flinger Broich, da er bei seiner hochschwangeren Ehefrau Elena weilt. Das Paar erwartet sein erstes Kind.
>Emre Can vom FC Liverpool brach die Einheit am Vormittag im alten Stadion von Fortuna Düsseldorf zudem nach dem Aufwärmen ab. Der Mittelfeldspieler wechselte einige Worte mit Bundestrainer Joachim Löw, der mit 24 der 26 nominierten Spieler weiterarbeitete, und begab sich in die Obhut der Physiotherapeuten.

Rudy is out. Wow what a loss. Didnt really get why Jogi nominated him in the first place. He barely played recently and when he did, he wasnt really convincing either

>Rudy is out
Based

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I don't know. Compare it with pics of legit ones

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ahh looks like the jannie pressed his favourite button

we should stop insulting mot... i mean tom

Just a little something from twitter that you can post on facebook for likes and subscribers:

My mate has 2 tickets in corporate box for the derby. paid £300 each, but didn't realise its same day as his wedding. If interested, hes looking for someone to take his place

Its Prescot Registry Office, 2pm bride's name is Nicola, she's 5'4", 8 stone own income and a good cook.

You can change the details to fit with German things :)

Why is the bundes on constant autosage but other generals with the exact same discussion like the arsenal thread for example are aloud? Cant be international break either since its the same for them

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I think the /mumbes/ user broke him

because arsenal is just as gay and shit as Fattie McFatfuck the Sup Forums moderator.

>its a denmark mixed up the friday pills with the wednesday ones episode

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since we're on autosage anyways

Wie heißt der Chinesischer Verkehrsminister?

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Um Lei Tung

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*brüll* *auf den oberschenkel klatsch*

looks fine

Hmm should “prolly” find a mobie to watch tonight.
This lack of football is really grating, eh?

some of my most recent watches
maybe theres sth for you in there

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Yes that’s a great selection. I was also thinking of Winter Sleep, but it’s a bit long.
I have access to a mobie app with a huge selection and I thnk I will spend ten to fifteen minutes browsing it before making a final decision.

>I take my entertainment for people with ADS very seriously

If that post was aimed at me, it went completely over my head, just fyi in case it was.

Alright, I’ll be a bit adventurous and watch 落葉歸根

looks like a decent list of kinos, not that I am much of a movies guy. what are you making that list with?

I’ve been keeping count in the notes app where I have to type it all out myself like some sucker

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recommend entry level kino
last movie I watched and enjoyed was blade runner 2049 in october

also, where to stream? god I know nothing

>me weigh 8 stone

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My 2018 list.
Favourite so far was probably Kaspar Hauser.

Try 8 1/2 or maybe watch Il Conformista, I don’t know.
I’m not the biggest kinosseur out there by any means

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You can usually find most stuff on illegal streaming sites just on the first page of google results.
Atm I’m mainly using the official Danish libraries app which has an incredibly good selection and is free so check out if Austria has something similar.

Why do """""pipo"""""" think some 18 yo shitter who can't even get into an awful hsv side will do anything of note for bvb or worse still bayern?

letterboxd. only use it as watchlist/archive tho because the actual community is pretty shit. I find it practical to have the watched movies and the ones I wanna watch all in one place t b h. also I'm really shitty at remembering names so that also helps lol

nice. still have to watch the kaspar hauser one since I watched like the first 5mins once but wasnt in the mood for it

maybe because Dortmund got another 18 yea old shitter from an even shittier club that almost got relegated from the second bundes and he initially became a key player.

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based

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>tattoos

dropped tobihoeneß

I bet Kroos watches Tatort.

jz 1 soylent

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>my OP in OP pic

kicker.de/news/fussball/bundesliga/startseite/719976/artikel_bayern-muenchen-und-der-bvb-buhlen-um-hector.html

this is just ridiculous

kek. rolex bullying dirtmund again

more eszther pls

schon GEZ gezahlt goy

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i wonder what she did...

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uhm..??

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is he really a jew (in the literal sense)

>Die Familie seiner Mutter ist Anfang der siebziger Jahre von Polen nach Deutschland ausgewandert.
what do you think?

>get called out
>delete post

classic soy behavior

yes i agree

top kek that's actually Böhmermann? I should start browsing deutsch I guess.

okay but if you do please stay there

>start

looks better than bundes i.e. dumbmark and emily seeking attention in autosaged threads desu

alright then fuck off already and stop talking about it

>implying /bundes/ isn't rightful /deutsch/ territory

>triggered fatmily

too scared to leave the /bundes/ huh kid?

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I am /bundes/

helo mr bundes?
how r you feling today?

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please dont talk to me or my bundes ever again

very rude mr bundes

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The Die Klassiker is in ten days

(((der klassiker)))

Is this some porn screenshot?

>I now remember Winnifer Fernandez
mmmmmhh yes.....

/deutsch/ and similar threads are unironically one of the most cringe inducing stuff on this site. Don't know what I would do if I ever meet one of those utter mongs irl.
thanks for reading

didnt read lol

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she's betraying us ;_;

I browsed through it, indeed a lot of cringe and attention whoring
found this gem though
youtube.com/watch?v=54C0w6jk6Ik

yes denmark whores around alot

>notfaithfulmark

>Milan interested in Grillitsch
One of the more underrated Buli players desu

true

>länderspielpause

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augen zu und durch desu

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>minutes away from getting archived
before I forget it. sleep well /bundes/

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time for some abendbrot

woot, no news on some Austrian website about that yet

same, 3 Honigbrote und passt

gn8 too frends

>Marco Reus (28) im Sommer von Borussia Dortmund zum AC Mailand? Das Gerücht machte in internationalen Medien die Runde, nachdem ein Scout der Rossoneri beim 1:0 des BVB gegen Borussia Mönchengladbach auf der Tribüne saß - aber nur als Zwischenstopp. Die Scouting-Reise mit mehreren Spielen hatte nach Informationen von Transfermarkt.it jedoch einen anderen Aufhänger: Florian Grillitsch (Foto) von 1899 Hoffenheim.

yes nachti

shhhh I made a secret b*****
its dedicated to our taktik overlord

Kölns next few fixtures:
Hoppinhome - FC Hennes
Der FC - Mainzzz
Ingrid BSC - 1.FC K v2
Colonia - >schalke
Freecastle - Billygoats
Kölle - Kalle

Really hope they can do it but I doubt they can get points against >schalke, hoffe or buyern

Should be interesting to see how many points Mainz will get over the next 7 matchdays. And maybe buyern doesn't even care about the Köln match during this point of the season.

t. kind of desperate EffZeh fan

buyern after they won te title is free 3 points

Mainz is probably the most important one.
Even a buyern that doesnt care can and will field a team of players that have something to prove. Tolisso, Rudy, Wagner to some extent Ribery, Süle and Rafinha all want to win to show theyre good enough. My guess is tht from these last 6 games, they get 8 points.