Sup Forums i know you think im crazy, but the truth is im a sleeper cell of these guys. The scanners. They are doing something with me. Please help me. I will post my screencaps as proof.
Please take this serious, i am not crazy. Im a victim of mindgames.
Ok.
Will change IP now.
stop with these threads go see a doctor
And you're what, looking for your wife?
Fucking fake and gay.
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Why are Germans suck cucks?
You fall for 12 year old trolls like you fall for 12 year old Mohammed cock up your daughters virgin ass.
K ill bite, wht the fuck is this
Okay. This is silly.
But just for giggles, let us assume it is real.
What could any of us possibly do about it?
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>the paranoid german again
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I heard humouring crazy people only makes it worse.
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OP is legit psycho. Ban evading too.
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The fuck are they going on about.
Heres the proof its from /scanner/
are you looking for your wife?
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This phase is crucial. Please desist from sabotaging it.
Dude go see a licensed shrink.
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SPLIT WHISKER BEAVER LONG EYE FRONT BUM GROWLER HAIRY LASOO
GASH PUSSY POON TANG BEEF CURTAIN BURGER GATEWAY TO HER GUTS
I TOLD YOU NOT TO DO THIS AGAIN
I TOLD YOU NEXT TIME YOU WOULD NOT REMEMBER
GREAT PAIN AND SUFFERING AWAITS HER
YOU BROUGHT THIS ON YOURSELF
Jesus fucking Christ, don't let them get to phase 12, Hanz. I want to live. LIVE!
Nah but wtf is this
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He didn't mention her yet, that's something new
I have no clue what's going on itt.
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ITS NOT LIKE YOU
TO SAY SORRY
I WAS WAITIN ON A DIFFERENT STORY
THIS TIME IM
MISTAKEN
FOR HAVIN YOU A HEART WORTH BREAKIN
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Wait is this the guy a couple months back that set something on fire in his apartment and got a notice from his landlords and got the cops called on him?
He said "All I did was make a little fire"
Oh fuck lmao
back to krautchan
DID YOU ALREADY FORGET
SHE IS OURS, 8 DAYS YOU HAD
THE HAND HAS ALREADY MOVED
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Gake and Fay.
Psychosis
This guy is on /x always looking for his wife.
Did you try looking in my bed Hanz?
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German guy is schizophrenic
There's a board on (4+4)chan entirely dedicated to toying around with him
And now he's posting here, asking for help
What an absolute BANGER of a thread
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Now that's what I call mental illness.
What board is that?
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That's really mean, dude. Stop messing with the nutjob. This is no time to be Australian.
I can feel my body glow. Waiting for launch codes. ETA?
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If you are real contact me :3
DISGRACEFUL
Germans - why are you such morons
Go roleplay elsewhere, faggot. Otherwise just kill yourself.
That's actually sad, he probably lost his mind when he lost his wife.
She can also be imaginary
They have no power here.
Kek and the Emperor are in charge.
I hope you get help Hans
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8 DAYS TICK TOCK
7 DAYS TICK TOCK
SHE IS OURS FOREVER
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There was also a woman named Janice A. Who told them to leave me alone and she had her adress posted and was removed. I didnt save a screenshot but they also said "she called the police" "rape them too" "consider it done".
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It wasn't his wife
it was a female friend from his childhood IIRC
She just moved to another town
but /scanner/ is empty
Consider this your last warning.
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We should administer twice the amount in the coming days, this one seems to have a knack for getting through the circuitry.
It seems our old methods have grown ineffective, and that we should update our hardware before further intervention.
Dude, get some help please.
He's not roleplaying tho. What you see here is a real nutjob.
I am pretty sure this is illegal in Australia, you have all kinds of draconian laws
I just submitted a tip to the Melbourne Police
I remember you from /x/ you autistic fuck. And that was probably 1 or 2 years ago. What the fuck is wrong with you to feel the need to roleplay the same story for years now???
Take me if you would
Without you
Without you everything falls apart
Without you
It's not as much fun to pick up the pieces
H O L Y S H I T
10% clit pumps? Sign me up
If you're gonna fake some posts, at least make the posters seem like different people by making them write differently(lower caps etc) u fucking imbecile
He's legit insane
Once he tried to kill himself and the police arrested him
He does this on Krautchan too
Indeed
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if thats true its fucking sad.
>tfw you believe in Kek, but you don't buy into this stupid shit
Praise be
He get triggered by boxxy too
If you are not trolling please realize everything they are posting is bullshit to freak you out.
Just avoid the site.
He used to post a picture. The girl was really pretty. She was from California though, not Germany.
We really need to gas and or sterilize schizos like this
Good people have been telling him that 10,000 times in the past 5 years
He's legit insane, he doesn't get it
No, she is not originally from Germany, we decided to edit that. He questions it less this way.
Yeah these guys are just fucking with you.
This it is bad, don't give these assholes an opportunity to fuck with you.
Good luck man.
Post the picture, she was really pretty
*site
Kek declares this asshattery to cease.
8 DAYS YOU HAD
THAT WE GAVE
FOR HER ETERNAL
AND NOW THIS HANZ?
It's worth a shot, especially since so many people are interested in this. And now is as good a time as any since it was left open after ∂´å†˙ oƒ ∑ˆƒ´
Oh Mr. Hanz, don't worry. Things will get better. I'll be praying for you tonight. Jesus will help you.
Is this the chubby german guy? Can someone give me more info. He lost his wife?
Ive seen about 3 of these threads
How do you know this?
What the fuck is /scanner/????