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>4 posts early

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Favorite bimmelbahn schicksal moment?

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Is it Megan Olivi?
Aspen Ladd's tummy?
Dern booty,
A vagina that shows
A cummy?

Is it holding in tight
When the cum's shooting in?
The bad forming of pussy
With the breaching of anus?
Is it shitting or pissing?
Or wincing in pleasure?
Is it needing; mistaking
The anguish and strain,
For the feeling of climax
As though your fantasy
With this WMMA fighter's ass
Never even existed?

I think you'd be surprised

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good post, very creative

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Darren Till might be the first alpha to come out of England

r8 my walkout song

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when is he gonna fight next

he's from liverpool, not england.

hes headlining at UFC Liverpool vs ?????

I don't get it what do you mean

tired of the overhyped limey can t bh

Deus Vult

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has the party begun?

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Rose beating Joanna was a stroke of luck, only a cazzie thinks that she actually stands a chance at beating her again.
49-46 Joanna

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some scousers say they aren't english, only scouser or something like that since there are some antagonisms between them and the rest of the country and especially the wealthy south and london. maybe partially due to major irish ancestry although that doesn't seem to be the driving factor. i think it's mostly a meme but i do know someone personally who really holds to it.

Joanna is a chinlette. She will be flushed again.

this.
claudia and karolina had her DAMAGED, rose smashed her, the chin is gone and rose is going to catch her again,

Kek just give the fucking fight to Usman look at them twitter beefing it. Darren Till vs a Wrestlefucker sounds like the kind of fight he needs to prove himself against

Joanna got knocked out twice. She’s unironically the biggest chinlet in the UFC. Zero fluke. She gets choked unconscious this time

im betting rose wins by submisson

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thats what I thought the first time, so I wouldnt surprised to see it this time around, Joanna will be so shook about dat left landing again that she will end up choked out

How much is DC going to weight fighting Stipay?

266

it's for the heavyweight belt so what do you think

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What you think about pornstars cheering for mma? What you think fighters think about this? Who will be new war machine?

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Prediction: he gone be big and thicc.

230ish

tito ortiz was married and have kids with one of the most famous porn stars before war machine startet his mma career

now that it's been confirmed Cody is bisexual, I could definitely see him doing gay porn if he gets flush'd

are you serious? where did you see this info about him?

I didnt save the pics, but some guy said he sucked Codys dick back when the ufc 203 fan expo was happening and also had some pic of cody that was kinda gay

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splob is a tool but that's a pretty sad story.

Forgot pic

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By Allah you people are dogs

go be british somewhere else

i unironically like face the pain

and to add to this, the versions available on itunes/google music/spotify/whatever are shitty re-recorded versions by the band so the only good version is the one the UFC plays on PPVs. i have a pavlovian response to face the pain

Is that Bunther Spaun?

sign of a true fite fan

>my dad does the same exact thing as Bloomble Schoper and reaches for whatever when he just wants to talk
This is my fault for being a terrible son.

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So is this platinum whoring around gonna make him a better fighter? Or is he just trying to fill this void after a break up? What are the chances they will be back together with butter/horse-face?

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his ex was cute and sweet. he fucked up

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Men and women van take pictures together without fucking

I agree 2bqh, shes plenty attractive, shes an athlete, shes easy going, and very supportive

some might think her face is homely but it's pretty cute and smiley. her body is a 12/10 and she was always positive and laughing despite her boyfriend being like if limp bizkit became a person. idon't know what platinum was thinking

>her body is a 12/10

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she's a pawg with abs and nice tits. are u literally gay

Cody pls go

>pawg

heem urself immediately for using that term

wow, splob bringing the feels.

>if limp bizkit became a person
fred durst already exists tho

WHo is the Twitch GOAT?

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are Hunto and Rampage still on there?

destiny

literally our guy I can't believe that there is people in this thread and on r/Mma at the same time that hate this guy

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he's brazilian

Same, last PPV i heemed my wife's son when it came on

whos that little downsyndromer

is that kid retarded or just Irish

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conor

He needs to defend his belts

RIP heem

facebook tier post

Be the change you want to see in the world my buddeh.

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Prime schaub would heem ngannou

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>side guard

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Khabib probably lost that fight tbqh, but it's a moot point. Right now there's nobody capable of stopping his takedowns in the entire division.

Never heard of this, it's probably just your autistic mate.

imagine someone caught him in an arm bar and the ref isn't sure if he's tapping or not

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Conor and Schaub are successful. It’s not hanging. People just need to get over it

i would stuff his takedowns and gnp his skull into jelly desu

I hope he ex is no longer training him. He desperately needs a proper camp

if khabib can get past tony conor will ko khabib in russia

>Splobs own father is disappointed in him and doesnt want him at his grandmothers funeral

I dont know if this is funny or sad, poor bumbo spinks

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What belts?

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The only way to revive /heem/ is to bring back bispingposting

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What upcoming fights would you sacrifice so that the mma gods would allow pic related to happen?
No prelims shit, only main card tier fights

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Nunes Pennington

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holy fucking kek Schrub is so pathetoc lel

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lmao fuck off you absaloute shite talker

>heems u

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le big black punchy man is coming to the octagon lads

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The UK’s Daily Telegraph is reporting that Dana White is making a bid to sign Anthony Joshua to a multi-fight deal that could be worth upwards of $500 million.

White plans to attend Joshua’s world title fight with Joseph Parker (24-0, 18 KOs) on March 31st. According to the report, he plans to meet with Joshua and his team, and is interested in making Joshua the focal point of his future boxing promotional company.

However, Joshua remains under contract to Matchroom Boxing promoter Eddie Hearn.

“Listen, I’m riding with Eddie. I’ve been riding with Eddie. He got me from the get go,” Joshua said. “I’m not into the UFC so I don’t know what their plans are. … I’m interested because we can all work together. Remember, mine and Eddie’s relationship is a really good working relationship. And I’m sure Eddie has an interest in working with Dana White. If it’s good business it makes sense”.

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>353 million
wew

Was it cultural appropriation? Should Japan apologise?

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Khabib meme ends in 2 days, pulls out, tiramisu.

UFC is so fucking pathetic lel

Face the Pain (UFC)
Pride Theme (Pride FC)
Illuminati (WEC)

Any other memorable theme songs?

how did anthony joshua even make it, he's a reachlet

Longer reach than Stipe

Joshua is two inches taller than Stipe though Stipe is a reachlet too but you can be a reachlet in MMA and make it if you have good wrestling (khabib)
literally no excuse to be a reachlet in boxing

Wilder's reach is only 1 inch longer

If you're over 6ft and don't have a reach that's atleast 80 you're a reachlet period, and we're talking about pro competitions here