What the fuck was his problem?

What the fuck was his problem?

He didn't have a problem, he just wanted to live deliciously

Wanted to BLACKED the white girl

He didn't like the taste of butter.

he wanted a 7th human soul to free his people

Such a disgusting movie.

spotted the Christian

Lmao christ cucks are so mad

He was the fucking devil that was his fucking problem right there you stupid cunt

what's the devil's problem then?

Got his ass handed to him by Christ but continues to fuck with mortals on Earth because he is eternally butthurt

Too much free time. Satan was the original angry jealous neckbeard.

Kevin had a problem with a very tight collar. It's on youtube somewhere. The fuckable 4.

He is the definition of being butthurt. Of coure he fucks qt juvenile pussy to relax.

What movie/tv show?

christians: suck my black goat cock

I never understand these possession/demon/Christian evil mythology movies. They start from the premise that the devil and demons and sit are real but then God never seems to exist or is powerless most of the time. They don't want to be consistent or else there wouldn't be a movie anymore.

maybe there isn't actually an all powerful god, imagine that

He just liked to dance and play and laugh with his pals

Is r/atheism invading again?

But the movies are based in Christian mythology where there is one.

I mean it's like creating a movie about Greek myth but Zeus doesn't exist.

The VVitch

literally me

>They start from the premise that the devil and demons and sit are real but then God never seems to exist or is powerless most of the time.

Do you know anything at all about Christianity?

The vast majority of denominations would indeed say God will not act to stop Satan or demonic influence until the end of days. So yes, if you're alive now and Satan wants to fuck with you, God will do nothing. That's the official story for 99% of Christianity.

If you want to go deeper you can read about gnosticism.

He was sentenced to spending his existence in hell till kingdom come.

Didn't the devil do all sorts of wicked shit without god intervening according to the bible? Why does it matter if it's consistent with christ cuck mythology. This isn't even based on christfaggotry as much as it is based on local folklore.

I thought this movie could easily be interpreted with a Christian message (I know that wasn't the intention). The only person that ultimately doesn't sell his soul is the father, because he repents of his sins. All that Satan can do is kill him. The daughter gets freed from her patriarchal bonds, for what? She gets to live in the woods and kill babies and then spend eternity being tormented in Hell. The entire reason that the family is susceptible is that they AREN'T following Christ properly; they're lying to each other, keeping secrets, etc. The feminist intent behind it doesn't make sense to me.

I want to _______ that vvitch.

Fill in the blank with something nice!

You're cute :3

facefuck

Burn

this. she's very facefuckable.

Good taste my man

>The vast majority of denominations would indeed say God will not act to stop Satan or demonic influence until the end of days.

No actually even in the time period the movie was set in this was not predominant and Calvinism which seems to be the theism of choice for the movie doesn't even support that.

So youre suggesting the move is another Job situation?

How is this managing to turn me on when most regular porn doesn't?

It was the Fathers fault all along desu, his pride made him leave the settlement and go out on his own. He was being punished.

Well not exactly since they all meet terrible fates in the end without any opportunity for redemption. I'd say it's more of a regional folklore thing than truly being religious. That whole witches on brooms shit isn't based on the bible as far as I know. It's just local superstitions that have been at the heart of scary stories for hundreds of years.

The movie is even subtitled "A New England Folktale"

I'd puke up an apple for her.

>You will say to me then, “Why does he still find fault? For who can resist his will?” But who are you, O man, to answer back to God? Will what is molded say to its molder, “Why have you made me like this?” Has the potter no right over the clay, to make out of the same lump one vessel for honorable use and another for dishonorable use? What if God, desiring to show his wrath and to make known his power, has endured with much patience vessels of wrath prepared for destruction, in order to make known the riches of his glory for vessels of mercy, which he has prepared beforehand for glory—even us whom he has called, not from the Jews only but also from the Gentiles?

In which case Satan is doing the will of the Lord, so it's consistent anyway.

oh Lord in Heaven forgive me, I would engage in pre-marital sex with that

Absolutely delicious.

It was his fault initially, but the rest of the family compounded it with their own sins once they left the plantation. In the end he realized his fault and repented of his pride. He didn't sell his soul, Satan didn't even attempt to get him to, and he presumably died right with God.

The father is redeemed through repentance. Anyway, the movie is steeped in Calvinism. There's even the scene with the father catechizing the son and talking about predestination.

>No
> Calvinism
> doesn't even support that

But actually it does support that.

>mfw living deliciously

He was all about dat delicious life

tru

He was cast out of heaven for eternity for just saying "no", just one time.

That is not a description of Calvinism that most Calvinists would accept. The normal terms used as "decretive will" and "prescriptive will," which constitute what God predestines to actually occur, and what God commands.

>tfw butter

I don't need your fantasy women Q!

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They don't make women like that where I live

Do you live in New England?

Pacific Northwest.

Oh and I looked up where you got that quote from. It's just a polemic against Calvinism. If you want to have a discussion about what Calvinists actually believe you should use their own writings as a source.

brehs....

There's no witches in Pacific Northwest.

she's just some average American "hot chick". boring.

Anya is better.

Yeah just bigfoots and people who look like bigfoots.

Are you an idiot? There's no "feminist intent" that's done poorly, this is just the director's best effort at making a witch story the way people at the time thought it would go. Her joining the witches isn't "I'm free of this wretched patriarchy, thank you sisters!" It was "And then the woman, having fallen to the devil in manner like unto her family before her, became a bride of satan."

this movie was dope

>facefuck

Watch the extra features on the dvd. They take questions at a screening and someone asks him if it was intended to be a feminist movie and he says it was.

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I require your cum, earthling.

He was ok, the rest of the world had a problem.

is it because we like butter?

DAAMMNNN DAAAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMNNNN

DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN

Lucky kid

Holy fuck this picture is so damn hot

Because classy and sexy is more arousing than the shit-tier twerking and porn we're used to watch everywere.

Specially because the butter you fucking sinner.

>ywn be a child actor, intentionally flubbing the scene so that you get to keep kissing her and even though everyone on set knows you are doing it on purpose they just laugh it off cause you're a kid, and then on like the seventh take, Sarah Stephens decides to tease you by sticking her tongue down your throat

He should never shave off that beard again.

>can't find a version of this movie that doesn't have hardcorded chinese subtitles

He opted out of a raw deal.

A Y Y Y Y

LMAO

>mejorenvo com/descargar-The-Witch-A-New-England-Folktale-pelicula-13533.html

Actually. We are not only given armor for spiritual warfare - the whole armour of God but the sword which is quoting the word. Resist the Devil and he shall flee from you.

Satan just can try but God has equipped his people and just saying the name of Jesus, sends demons running off. Satan is like that the Wizard in the Wizard of Oz. It says, people will look at him and say - is this the one that brought kings and princes to their knees? Not only that but he's been defeated anyway because Christ won. :)

very funny

Just download the torrent, not the subs faggit.

Fuck me, man. That swimsuit just does it for some reason.

If I was willing to torrent I wouldn't have trouble finding it, I'd just grab it off TPB or wherever. My usual sources are turning up basically nothing though, which is unusual for a film that's been out almost 2 years. Nothing actually worth downloading I mean. Shitty .avi files, hardcoded subtitles in other languages as far as the eye can see, but not a single usable BD rip.

Don't do this to me man