Cast it

Cast it

Idris Elba as the Judge.

A young Rutger Hauer as Judge Holden

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>the kid
Will Poulter

>Glanton
Christian Bale

>Judge
????????

>Toadvine
Tom Hardy

Toadvine

A perfect film for

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>the kid
James franco

>Glanton
Danny Mcbride

>Judge
Seth Rogen

>Toadvine
Jonah hill

No cast would do it justice, you can't just do a hackneyed job at adapting and casting it, unlike one of the dullest franchises in the history of movie franchises. Each episode following the boy wizard and his pals from Hogwarts Academy as they fight assorted villains has been indistinguishable from the others. Aside from the gloomy imagery, the series’ only consistency has been its lack of excitement and ineffective use of special effects, all to make magic unmagical, to make action seem inert.

Perhaps the die was cast when Rowling vetoed the idea of Spielberg directing the series; she made sure the series would never be mistaken for a work of art that meant anything to anybody?just ridiculously profitable cross-promotion for her books. The Harry Potter series might be anti-Christian (or not), but it’s certainly the anti-James Bond series in its refusal of wonder, beauty and excitement. No one wants to face that fact. Now, thankfully, they no longer have to.

>a-at least the books were good though r-right
"No!"
The writing is dreadful; the book was terrible. As I read, I noticed that every time a character went for a walk, the author wrote instead that the character "stretched his legs."

I began marking on the back of an envelope every time that phrase was repeated. I stopped only after I had marked the envelope several dozen times. I was incredulous. Rowling's mind is so governed by cliches and dead metaphors that she has no other style of writing. Later I read a lavish, loving review of Harry Potter by the same Stephen King. He wrote something to the effect of, "If these kids are reading Harry Potter at 11 or 12, then when they get older they will go on to read Stephen King." And he was quite right. He was not being ironic. When you read "Harry Potter" you are, in fact, trained to read Stephen King.

GODDAMN

AIN'T GOT NO TIME FOR BIRD SEX
I'M GONNA FLY

Melissa mcarthy as the judge

Fite me

My father gave me this book for Christmas, haven't read it yet. Dubs and I start tonight

Just commit sudoku.

Judge -- Invent a time machine and bring back Apocalypse Now Marlon Brando.

Toadvine can only be played by Sam Rockwell

This is literally the "CRAAAAAWLING IN MY MY SKIIIIIIIN" of books

Ryan Gooslin as the boy

>14-17 year old played by 36 year old man

eh

Diverse all-female cast is the true answer. Also the Judge is now transgender.