Bane?

bane?

The Big Guy will never Crash

About to go to bed after hours of lurking nothingness, thank you for this thread!

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I wish I knew all their names.

dead meme general?

get this hothead outta here.

checkem

Banes?

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somebody get this hothead outta here!

but check these before you leave

Bake?

DROMPH?

dead meme

yeah this meme is officially obsolete

replaced by superior colbertposting

>forced perspective/CGI
They're standing next to each other, stop this meme

I love this meme. Please don't ruin it by overusing it

D E A D M E M E

H O T H E A D

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Thats my name don't wear it out

Agree?

kek

What is this new meme of Colbert scrunching his face and misspelling Trump?

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was getting dubs part of your plan?

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Don't ever talk to me or my Bane? again.

why donald duck? its been like 6 years and i still don't get that one

Boot?

The fire rises.

>Three Hooded Men guarded by East European Militia. A third Militia drives. Next to him is a nervous, bespectacled man.

EXT. AIRSTRIP, EASTERN EUROPE - DAY

>An airstrip overlooking a grey city rocked by artillery fire. A bland CIA Operative, flanked by Special Forces Men, stands in front of a commuter plane. CIA Man watches the Land Cruiser pull up, hard. The Militia Men jump out of the vehicle.

>The Driver shoves the bespectacled man in front of the CIA Man.

CIA MAN: Dr. Pavel, I'm CIA.

>Dr. Pavel nods, nervous. CIA Man hands the Driver a briefcase.

DRIVER: He wasn't alone.

>CIA Man, confused, spots the Hooded Men. He turns to Dr. Pavel.

CIA MAN: You don't get to bring friends.
DR. PAVEL: (SHAKEN) They are not my friends.
DRIVER: Don't worry, no charge for them.
CIA MAN: Why would I want them?
DRIVER: They were trying to grab your prize. (Smiles.) They work for the mercenary. The masked man.
CIA MAN: (EXCITED) Bane?

always making my day a bit better

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>CIA
>Bane
>Plane
Notice the prevalence of the hard "A" sound in the three major aspects of TDKR opening scene. A, the first letter in the alphabet, the alpha in "alpha and omega." Alpha and omega, the beginning and the end, what the God of Christianity refers to himself as. Emphasis on the "beginning", as this scene opens the film. God also refers to himself in 3 distinct parts: the father, son, and holy spirit.

Bane, CIA, and the plane represent the holy trinity. Bane, the mastermind behind the plane heist, tests CIA's abilities. In a similar manner to the way God tested his son, Jesus. Bane has already rendered CIA's fate predetermined, he must suffer and die in the plane crash to bring about future events. The plane itself acts as an impersonal vessel for the event, it exists as temple for Bane and CIA to interact. When Bane asks why CIA would shoot a man before throwing him out of a plane, he's asking why CIA doesn't have faith in the plane's abilities, as if being thrown out of the plane wouldn't guarantee the man's death. It's God asking Jesus why he would lose faith in The Holy Spirit, why he would doubt its abilities.

God has often been referred to as "The Big Guy Upstairs." When CIA calls Bane a "big guy", he represents Jesus questioning his father's motives, asking why he must suffer if his father is big and strong enough to save him from his suffering. When Bane replies "For you", he is saying two things at once. First: that he is being a big guy for him, it's God saying that it hurts him to watch his son suffer, but it's something that must be done, it's tough love. Second: that Bane and CIA are one in the same, that the bigness of Bane's guy includes both CIA and the Holy Plane. That they are 3 different faces of the same being and one cannot exist without the other two. The final word, "Crashing this plane with no survivors" indicates the end times, when God in all his facets bring about the apocalypse and all the unworthy are purged.

>baneposting

fuck you people

Impressive thread, very nice.

bake?

lets crash this plane, list it in!

Tfw slept less than 3 hours. Is there a CIA for this?