Who could play him RIGHT?

Who could play him RIGHT?

CGI

Woody Harrelson?

Christian XXX

But who

Can Woody pull off Shakespearean acting while also being a full blown psychopath?

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Vincent D'Onofrio or David Morse

I hate that I know who this is

You should be ashamed of yourself.

This mong can barely act let alone play The Judge

Tom Noonan would have been a good choice before he got too old.

John Goodman

Noonan would've made a great Judge

I love how this character is seen as some legendary ultimate mythical role that a human cannot comprehend and therefore no actor can play it.

A male pornstar who fucks no one but trannies

Well I mean it kind of is. It'll be a big deal when someone decides to go through with an adaptation. The violence and child stuff is what makes it more unfilmable rather than the Judge though.

I always pictured him as Jesse Ventura

a hairless walton goggins would earn him an oscar

What the fuck was the deal with the coin? Was it just a magic trick or was it literally revolving around the fire

He looks just like woody in that pic

he is invinciable

I don't know much about the book, but isn't he supposed to be like a vaguely supernatural character?

Fuck no. Walton would make a better Toadvine.

prometheus desu

idris elba

He's pretty much the Devil or evil personified.

when he was younger, definitely. imagine how creepy he would look bald

andy serkis

He already played a pedo embodiment of war in Beasts Of No Nation, so it's not that far fetched.

Henry Rollins

Walton would HAVE to play Toadvine

Easy

Let me try that again, sans shitty pic

He's basically BOB but doesnt have to possess someone. He's quite honestly everything shitty about humanity.

and fatties. and fat trannys aka the thinking mans fetish

Met Michael Rooker at FanExpo. Told him I've seen Henry more times than I could remember, and he called me a sick fuck.

Super nice guy though, I was pretty nervous so he led the convo by telling me a bunch of stories about the films production. Then he shook my hand with a strong manly grip, and told me, "Now, get."

That was three years ago, haven't washed my hand since.

YOU'RE THE JUDGE

oh no

you're welcome Sup Forums

Funny, hes from Alabama about 45 minutes down the road from where I am right now. That sounds like a good old southerner. Reminds me of my grandfather

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Excellent choice

What the FUCK is so great about this book and why is Sup Forums so obsessed with it? There's literally 2-3 threads about it every day.

Because it's an incredible book and Judge Holden is arguably one of the greatest villains in the history of fiction.

Ok, then fuck off to /lit/ to talk about it

Edgiest book in existence, very appealing to 16 year old wannabe school shooters.

>Alabama

The rest of the South hates your garbage state, you know.

It's still better than Florida

Fuck right off, were the heart of dixie. Why would they hate us? I understand Tennessee faggots hating on us because we dont have le big city, but georga? Missisipi?

I swear if you are talking about college ball ill rip your thoat out

Oh I dunno, I just have never met anyone who likes any part of Alabama. Also, everyone from Alabama who travels up here to TN is a cunt, though I don't hold that against the state. I've only been a few times and was not impressed either.

I don't care about college ball either, if I did you guys would be the best right? Bama has awesome teams all the time seems like.
Shame they have to go back to Alabama, though.

It's a shame to see all this South-on-South squabbling. The entire South gets enough hate from every where else without adding to it themselves with intra-South feuding.

The South is literally the nigger of the US.

Not him but that board is slow as molasses, even if there are great discussions, and the notion of a Blood Meridian film adaptation has been discussed for decades.

Good one

This is exactly what I'm talking about.