Implying based Carruthers didn't have the best card

>implying based Carruthers didn't have the best card

How many Vice Presidents can one fucking company have

on the catalog that looked like double dicks

Timothy Brice had the best one

I bet whenever you do a Rorschach test all you see is dicks.

no in fact all I see are dubs

My friends who works at Goldman Sachs said the premise was entirely unrealistic, as the business cards at firms have to have the same format and design for every employee.

All I ever see are trips

>implying based me didn't have the best dubs

It's because vice president is the middle rank in investment banking so there would be a lot

got a res at dubsia tonight

>gold embossed
>pig disgusting yellowy off white
>no consistant font/coloration for the lettering

I would expect nothing less from a flamboyant faggot like him. Makes sense OP would like it though.

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Impressive.

/r/films is where the action is at Satan

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Impressive, very nice.

Same job.
Same card.

Let's see Paul Allen's dubs

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DUBS?

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What happens if no one else gets dubs? After me of course.

Dobel

Guess we'll never know.

are those really the clothes of a rich 27 year old?

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left

>After me of course
>literally the next post is dubs

thanks for explaining I actually had no idea

I never get doubles
bazinga
buzzword

take mine friend

Anyone have a picture of all the cards?

I have to return some dubseotapes

dubs might be cool, but they're not 'check my 3' cool.

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Trips

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Bateman's is obviously the best because it's the only one with a serif font

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Paul Allen's card is legit the best one there.

Watch this.

You're gonna watch my trips.

Carruthers > Brice > Bateman >> Allen >>> Van Patten

Digits

so close ...

Nah I said trips, I would be wrong still.

By some margin, indeed.

A wrong man with quads still has quads, like my four, the most accomplished digit.

>two off from quads

It really is.
Bateman and Patten have fonts that are difficult to read.
Patten and Bryce have that shitty textured look (and feel, presumably)
Allen's is easy to read, conveys everything it needs to, and is pleasing to the eye.

Of course the building address of all 4 cards is simply beautiful.

batemans is actually the worst desu i can see why he got pissed

Allen's is best with Bateman in second. The other two have awful texture.

Tris

Allen no contest

Why is everyone's family name in a larger font?

Those numbers are fucked though.

New York in the 80s was a wild time user

I hate Bateman's weird off center phone number and the text on the address is too small.

Is telex still a thing?

Sorry I took your four Huey.

This is my son, "Huey Lewis"

One last try for dubs

this is correct

That's a funny way to say Bryce is the best

>shitty textured look
>shitty
get out

>textured look
It makes readability worse, the last thing you want on a business card. Paul Allen's is the cleanest and most appealing to look at.

>gold lettering
Gaudy.

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uh where the FUCK is carruthers

>It makes readability worse
Bryce is LITERALLY the easiest to read

Quads confirm. Paul Allen will always be master race.

You mean pleb race

That flat look without embossing just looks cheap like he printed them himself,

We saw a play.

"Oh Dubs, Brave Dubs"

It was a laugh riot.

Trips can't beat quads, but your objection will be noted in the ledger.

Impressive

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W-what is happening?

are the dubs patrician enough for patricks taste?

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I Can't Believe That Bryce Prefers Van Patten's Dubs To Mine

I wonder who Bale was talking to here. Also, never noticed Ridley Scott at the other table.

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me reading all these dubs

I can't believe OP prefers Carruthers' card to Bateman's.

My dubs are constant and sharp

and I do not wish for a better captcha for anyone

Ranking each card from most dubs to least dubs:
Bateman is no dubs
Patten is Dubs
Bryce is Trips
Allen is Quads.

And I don't hope for better digits for anyone.

>tfw I got quints not that long ago
One of my finest achievements in recent memory.

I should probably kill myself in the near future.

check my patten's

Why die when you have so many dubs to look forward to?

All I ever see is 5.

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This dubsfession has meant nothing

Only if kek gives me dubs in this last post.

Paul?

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Don't leave user. My dubs will save you.

>gold print

Tried too hard

Did we break the dubs cycle?

we're breaking the dubsditioning

Check 'em