>BREAKING: @LAGalaxy sign Zlatan Ibrahimovic
hes actually gone the madman
Zlatan General
Gabriel Hughes
Eli Bennett
> He has to lower his salary 96%
Cooper Flores
Based ABLi
Cooper White
I actually thought this was shopped. Why would any decent soccer player want to play in America?
Ayden White
because they are old and can get paid a shit ton to do nothing
Ethan Howard
A proven European going to America is basically just an announcement that he wants to end his carrer in 2-4 years
William Ward
How is Villa doing this year in the MLS?
Elijah Gray
1 goal, 1 assist in 2 matches (171 min played) so far, and NYCFC has won all 3 matches so far
source mlssoccer.com
Brayden Adams
Why not China?
Those fags would agree to whatever money Zlatan asked for.
Nathaniel Stewart
China needs mid tier players young enough to play there for some years.
Old top tier players with a couple of years of football go to USA
Old top tier players whose careers are ended already go to Qatar
William Davis
he shouldve gone to Arsenal with Mkhi
Anthony Garcia
Perfect to be in LA so Zlatan can push all his clothing and perfume brands to a market that will swallow it
Aiden Rivera
Also will swallow his smegma from his 12 inch cock
David Gray
decent players have won the CL.
Juan Butler
wtf
Chase Martinez
Probably real tasty
Tyler Gomez
One gulp or two?
Joshua Stewart
more than two
Benjamin Watson
Old players can still dominate there. Drogba is 40 and scoring every game in the US
Zachary King
Kek
Xavier Hill
No one here is going to care about ibra, he's not marketable like other players would be
his little lines in third person wouldn't do much here but I imagine chicanos in LA will eat it up
Isaiah Davis
He's barely even gonna play
Evan Jenkins
He isnt there to play, even if I think he will still play
Landon Perez
idolo status, could unironically play in the world cup for spain
Samuel Watson
Zlatan here. Please buy my products and ignore that I can't play football anymore.
Asher Martin
kek, no but nice try my little sawker shill