CAUSE MY FLIGHT PLAN

CAUSE MY FLIGHT PLAN

IS SO OH OH OH

YOU'RE A SCIENCE GUY

Dr. Nye? I'm Mossad

"Junk" is the funniest work in that sentence, shoulda been "CAUSE MY FLIGHT JUNK!".

American """""""""""humOr"""""""""""

Who paid you to lie about science?

EXTREME PAIN IS A SPECTRUM

Tell me about Bane, why is xe wearing a dress

They work for the cisgender man

THATS A LOT OF SCIENCE FOR AN ELECTRICAL ENGINEER

Paid? Oy vey goy, you pay me!

FRIENDS IF YOU WANT TO BRING THEM
IT'S YOUR GODDAMN RIGHT

IF I MISGENDER YOU WILL YOU DIE?

No one cared who I was until I put the strapon on

Perhaps he's wondering why you'd skype with a sad clown, before enjoying a fleshlight in the moonlight

it would be very triggering

Every fucking time, how can one stance never fail to make me laugh?

FOR XIR

IT WOULD BE EXTREMELY PROBLEMATIC

tell me, why does he/she/it/zie, etc. wear the mask???

It doesn't which gender we are it only matters which we gonna be

FIRST ONE TO LIST ALL THE GENDERS GETS TO STAY ON MY SHOW

CALM DOWN DOCTOR, NOW'S NOT THE TIME FOR GENDER REASSIGNMENT SURGERY

THAT COMES LATER!

quality thread

You're a big Xir!

>If I cut my dick off, would you applaud?
>It would be extremely progressive

For science

Honestly I think it's mostly his fucking face. He look so determined and tough in such a retarded way.

HAVE WE STARTED THE SOCIAL CONDITIONING?

>get xim on board I'll call it in

If we take off your show...will you die?

They work for the mercenary, the Mosquito Trans.

Nye?

Top Kek this a quality thread
>inb4 faggot Mods delete it

Aye

*rolls eyes*

>>>r/thedonald/

Get this hothead cis gender outta here

i cant breathe

Somebody get this white male out of here

THE FLIGHT PLAN I JUST FILED WITH THE AGENCY LISTS ME, XER, MY OTHERKIN, BUT ONLY ONE OF YOU

>You think darkness is your ally? I didn't see the light until I was already a man

When did this sex change take place? What gender did he identify as before he was a man?

it's because aidan gillen looks like a 10yo kid playing CIA agent man

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Maybe he's wondering why someone wouldn't call xes xir

uh, xir?

YES. THE ESTROGEN RISES!

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Was changing your gender part of your plan?

>Or perhaps xe's wondering why someone would identify xis gender over chromosoms

AT YOU LEAST YOU CAN IDENTIFY
WHAT ASSIGNMENT ARE YOU?

Well congratulations, you got your dick cut off. What's the next step in your sexchange plan?

If I push you in the males bathroom, would you die?

Perhaps he's wondering why someone would identify a man, before asking his/her/their/its gender

CRASHING WESTERN CIVILIZATION

and hotheads try to tell me this is a dead meme

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So...

BANPFT...

He's like a small russian guy

This one goes out to all my bipeds of above average size, who identify as males

FIRST ONE TO DISAVOW GETS TO SPEAK ON MY CAMPUS

>no one cared who i was until I became a mascugender

Daring synthesis

Dumb weeb

IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT WE WERE GENETICALLY ASSIGNED, WHAT MATTERS IS OUR FEELINGS

this can't be happening

>Dr pavel refused our genders in favor or yours

>when it is done and the usa is ashes, then you have my permission to call me xir

Do you feel in charge you cishet shitlord?

TELL ME ABOUT HIS GENDER! WHY DOES HE WEAR THE MASK?

>I sexually identify as Gotham's Reckoning

Or perhaps Xe's wondering why you would assume a gender, before throwing out a pronoun?

XER!

At least you can talk. Who are you?

It doesn't matter who we are.
What matters are our pronouns.

Nobody cared who I was until I put on a dress,

How about we make permission to make Bane an official Gender? Only for big guys over 6'2

If I pull that off, will you cry?

Aw /pol trying to steal our memes?
Well too bad sweetie. Authentic /tv will never fall for your conservitard bullshit.

>authentic
>not knowing that Sup Forums was always contrarian
Go back plebbit

i just pissed myself laughing at this thread

truly baneposting is the greatest thing the internet ever gave us

NYE?

WHO PAID YOU TO OVERTHROW ERDOGAN?

You've got it the wrong way round, you poor naive, sap. Bane is the meme Equivalent of The Thing; all it comes across will be assimilated.

I would be extremely triggered.

>tfw the one in purple is indeed a dude

You're a big guy.

if you think about it, "you're a ... guy" - "for you" makes insanely good sense in this context

this whole time the plane scene was about bill wilson assuming bane's gender and paying the price for it

Did you just assume my gender?

Ugh I can't even....

DID YOU JUST ASSUME MY GENDER?

It meant that in that moment Bane identified as a "guy" which makes the whole scene so much more human. It wasn't about their gender assigments but rather how they view the other person. When CIA assumed that Bane is a "guy" he esentially played into Bane's hands, thus ensuring that the master plan works out.

Nolan is a genius.

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Watch it with xis pronouns

DARING
A
R
I
N
G

Truly, Nolan's genius and progressiveness knows no bounds.

The dj..why does he/she/xhe/xir/they wear the seahorse costume?

unironically this

what will the madman come up with next?

underrated.

>big guy

ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS? DID YOU JUST ASSUME HIS GENDER?
*literal shaking intensifies*

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YOU'RE A QUEER GUY

All the cool kids are contra-contrarian now, gramps.

You don't get to bring heteros.