Just went to see this shit, because I have a theater subscription and I don't have to pay for any movie ticket and I was bored.
And HOLY SHIT WHAT A RIDE. It's like it was written directly by le happy merchant.
>So you remember one of the main characters is a mammoth, who finds a female mammoth in the 2 or 3 movie, whatever
>So now they have a daughter
Who, you guessed it, dates a nignog mammoth
>Who's shit at ice hockey because he's into hip hop and skateboard and shit
>And Papa mammoth naturally hates him because he's a degenerate and who would want their daughter to be a coalburning whore?
>But then at the end his ghetto ways save the day and he becomes accepted and marries the girl(edited)
>Then you have Sid the sloth, who's now into online dating, but he's a bumbling beta bluepill faggot who falls in love after 10 seconds, so he gets shit on by his date who, I QUOTE "Should just go and date other species"
I thought you guys were somewhat exaggerating about the eternal Jew trying to corrupt our young, but fuck this is insane.
ICE AGE 5 : THE LAWS OF DEGENERACY
Stop watching children's movies.
I told you, I was bored and it was free anyway and it was a choice between this and Independence Day 2.
>Independence Day 2
funny how that movie was worse because they removed the nigger
>Argentina
>white
>this coming from france
>Sid the sloth, who's now into online dating
Wtf? How?
I don't fucking know lad.
>There are people who still watch Ice Age movies
They release these all the time, I'm surprised they still make more.
>not watching children's movies
Holy crap...
There's ANOTHER Ice Age film?
His "mammoth wife" has been voiced by queen latifah since the 3rd movie and you've only noticed now it's degenerate?
I thought the first movie was okay, everything after I didn't enjoy at all.
Check my flag, nigga.
Watch Angry Birds.
Its what everyone is getting for Christmas this year.
It's important to know what they're feeding children these days.
I don't have the stomach for that one. Is there degeneracy in it?
>tfw hated furries
>gf dragged me to the theater to see Zootopia
>liked the movie so much we went again
>gf wants to roll play as judy, me as nick
>gets me to wear ears and fox tail
>animal sex was fucking great
>fapped to furry porn for the first time the other day
I think this movie might have turned me into a furry. Fuck.
>tfw I recently watched Crimson Peak
>It wasnt filled with muh evil fascists like other del toro work
Everything went better than expected if I ignore the shit CG, the lack of horror and the predictable plot. Pretty though, nailed the goth look, just a shame it wasnt scary.
This.
To be fair, Zootopia is rad as fuck and reasonably light on degeneracy compared to other children's movies these days.
Yeah, Crimson Peak was alright but kind of underwhelming desu.
No.
Its made in Finland, no relation to Hollywood jews.
Redpilling kids, instead of filling their heads with communist bullshit.
On the contrary my friend. Its redpilled as fuck and none of the writers directors or producers are jewish. It is an allegory for the castration of the west and muslim refugee crisis
Your taste is shit.
Patricians empty their balls to Tewi/Reisen, you crossed the line going full furfag.
Its actually the biggest subtle red pill ever. No memes.
I thought it had a pretty good message desu. Basically it was about being who you wanted to be in spite of societal opinions. Nothing wrong with that.
It's a shame then cause the movie itself seems absolutely shitty.
Didn't expect so many people here to have seen it though, looks like I'll have to give it a shot.
Agreed. Tho to be fair that's probably the message in nearly every Disney movie, and as long as it's not completely drowned in SJW bullshit, that's fine.
Get a job, Abdul.
There was a graphic that broke it all down, but I didnt save it.
>Birds are the color of the German flag
>Pigs are green (color if Islam) bearded, come in a ship with explosives, lie and deceive, then steal the eggs of the birds etc
One of the pigs trucks even has a coexist sticker with dynomite in it.
yuo make me sick
>says I crossed the line for going full furfag
>jerks it to anime loli
wew.
It was, but I only watched it because I craved either a horror film or something with a gothic atmosphere. Ideally something would hit both, but 1/2 isnt bad. I watched The Babadook and anything is an improvement after that. It's a film about an autistic child screaming for 2 hours while his mother refuses to take responsibility for him.
Always good when a lad realizes that there's really no reason to hate furries
>animal
They are far more human than the shit you jerk off too. Dont forget your fox tail buttplug.
I was also speaking in the rabbit girl context, in terms of 2hu most of my semen goes to Eirin, Yukari, Ran and Sakuya.
I'm a little sick myself but dude the animal role play sex was fantastic. I've never really been into that kind shit but it wasn't bad at all.
>only ever fapped to /fur just the once
Probably will again at some point. I know its degenerate but there's just something about anthropomorphic animals that gets me.
Nigger I'm a student and it's summer right now.
Oh fuck don't get me started on Babadook, that's probably the most boring "horror" movie I've ever seen.
Looks rad, guess I'll watch it.
Furries are hated for being obnoxious and cringeworthy. No one likes deviant art porn, no one likes your OC where a zebra dagon hybrid has blue hair, no one likes seeing you faggots in fursuits. You're no different to LGBT fags who walk around in fetish gear.
I tone down how obnoxious furries can be online because I find JJBAfags worse.
They really should have stopped after Ice Age 2
Fucking degenerate
>there's really no reason to hate furries
The only thing I still don't get about furries is the autistic furcons and fursuit thing. I see it as more of a fetish than anything else. I don't get why someone would make their fetish public like that.
it was just a wasteband tail. Sticking things up your butt is for faggots. I've never really fapped to anime but I get it. Im not familiar with any of those names you listed but Im not going to knock you for it. Some people like sexy anthropomorphic animals and some like 2d japanese girls.
You sir have good taste.
I'll have to add Parsee and Aya to that list because pointy ears turns me on.
I thought I learned not to trust critics, but EVERYONE praised that shit, why?
I think horror is dead, we seem to get either gore filled trash, torture porn on jumpscare activity.
I could probably declare The Thing the greatest horror film humans will ever see, and be right for the rest of our history. Last modern horror film I liked was The Descent.
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>I thought I learned not to trust critics, but EVERYONE praised that shit, why?
Because MUH DEEP THEMES, MUH IMPLIED SPOOK. That movie was just lazy as FUCK. I mean the first quarter or third was actually pretty good, there was some serious tension and then the rest is just goofy and retarded.
>theater subscription
I thought this was a tv meme. Do they sell crab legs too?
The Thing is definitely up there with the best sci-fi horror movies of all time. I consider sci-fi horror to be a bit of a different genera from regular horror films though. As far as sci-fi horror goes nothing beats the first 3 Alien movies
Parsee is probably the most fashionable 2hu there is.
I think many 2hu's are fappable, I just listed the ones I fapped to most. I could include Koakuma, Reisen, Meiling, Kasen, Komachi, Kagerou, Alice, etc.
Look into Touhou then, a world of porn awaits.
>she dates a nignog mammoth
I hope this is trolling, the mother mammoth is literally voiced by Queen Latifah, she is already a "black mammoth" if those exist.
Think of it how gays make their fetish (wanting intercourse with another man) public, both are just perversions of a humans natural sexual desires, most unfortunately tend to be overly flamboyant about their own
In France, thanks to our glorious SOCIALISM system, a bunch of things are not quite nationalized but close.
When it comes to theaters, we have Gaumont/Pathé which represents like 95% of all theaters in the country. And they have a subscription system which lets you see as many movies as you want for free (counting the subscription fee obviously) in any Gaumont/Pathé theater.
Considering I go to the movies pretty often, it's worth it.
Too much screaming imo. I also hated the mother just not taking responsibility for her kid.
I guess it was because it was pretentious though. It's not the worst movie I have ever seen, but it's close.
Is touhou some kind of furry porn archive?
>most unfortunately tend to be overly flamboyant about their own
I'm willing to bet that is the loud minority responsible for that. I would never make my fur fetish public because thats weird as fuck and totally inappropriate.
No, 2hu isnt remotely furry.
>theater subscription
Those exist?
Depends on your country.
As I said in nearly all theaters in the country are part of the same franchise.
>theatre subscription
My sides. The Jew would never allow that here.
They want you paying the full $13 every time.
>$13 for one movie ticket
Jesus Christ and I thought our 9 euros were expensive. Reminder the subscription here is 20 euros a month and you can see as many movies as you want, with no extra charge for 3D or IMAX seats.
GUYS REAL QUICK I MIGHT GO TO HELL WHAT IF SATAN IS DRAWN LIKE THIS IS IT FURRY OR NOT!?!?