Don't fucking dare roast my country

Don't fucking dare roast my country

japan, we summon you in these difficult times

Dude you've got Jenny Hyun so you're cool in my book.

I was stationed in your country for a year and I love your people.

>t. jamal rodinguez

No worries man

Serious question, what do the black bars represent?

I'm of Irish decent and you're women begged for my white cock on a daily basis. 10/10 would plant my seed again.

Gook. takeshima belongs to Japan

>when someone talks shit about South Korea

This is South Korea's national hero.
I'd laugh, but I feel too bad.

Black bars repesent their tiny gooky cocks

Inb4 virgins start talking about how wonderful and traditional Asian women are compared to white women

Traditional Asian women are so much better compared to howaitu piggu western women

Hexagrams from the I Ching?

Sums up asian women pre plastic surgery

seems like a cutthroat society on top of having a madman on your boarder, but I do like your K-pop shit I can say.

She looks average at best. Play ball girl.

>tfw no korean gf

Those are different people

>irish
>american
no sir, of course not.

>tfw you'll never find out whether the asshole of a korean grill tastes like kimchi

Do Koreans view plastic surgery like makeup?

...

Jeolla-do best do, despite the nambugun.

>t. ryota
please fuck off
do americans view silicon injections like eating more burgers?

They're different girls and of course they do. Asian girls are shit tier women who still are only basic bitches after 100k in plastic surgery. Only fat white virgins and 70yr old men want them. Winners fuck white women

Without it they ugly as fuck

>wanting filthy japan in here

Man get your pepsi logo on a flag having ass out

>Japan related thread
>pics and comments about current affairs, some Tokyo street scene, Mt Fuji, 3/11, actual political discussion etc etc

>Kekrea thread
>Kpop gifs

I didn't know Pepsi owned a country. Weird.

The fact that this was made by a Jew to frame Ben Garrison still gets me.

No thanks, I prefer CocaCola

>japan thread
>not about JAV

Pls delete.

Yeah it's never about AVs Akhmed. This isn't /gif/.

국국국 ㅅㅂ

be proud this is the shit that comes from your country japbro

CHING CHONG DING DONG KIMCHI

You can see the 60% on the way he speaks

i don't care about being kawaii never watched anime, no being autistic in the 50% eyes culture.
But If I would choose, I'd prefer japan, for not rubbing nipples and jerking each other off like south-Korea and USA does.

Made by Zainichi Koreans. Prove me wrong.

>not talking about the greatest thing ever

오늘도 (뚠뚠) 쪽바린 (뚠뚠) 쉣포스트 (뚠뚠) 하네 (뚠뚠)

...

HERRO MY NAME MR.KIM KOREAN AMA

보지

>COMPLETELY
>DISPROVEN

>COMPRETERY

>literally
>관종
>t. hiroshi
pls fuck off u japs

...

Zanicchi?

I like your fried chicken.

Tiny.

Penis.

Korean who lives in Japan basically japans dindus

heres your pasta ital pls go away with your shitty jokes

WRY SO MAD?

oh ok, thank you.

YOU WIN TODAY KHAN

Well I don't really know why you used France's flag for the background

They like to lose wars and surrender

I'd be more concerned about the Brazilian population in Japan.

Hard Mode.
Did you know that your country only exists because of the Japanese?

I don't just mean that your culture, society and weaponry were clearly modeled after theirs, likely in emulation of their far, far superior society. I mean that after WWII US High Command talked to the Japanese military and realized that they were 100% right, Japan (now an American asset) would never be safe so long as Korea was not secure. Your country... Literally the only reason you are not a Chinese pig farmer right now... Is that we needed that sliver of dirt on the end of your chickenshit Penninsula to keep Japan safe.

They don't, they taste fantastic and smell amazing though.

also check'd

I heard every Asian nation hates Korea kek

korea would be rural china had Japan not built it up. You can tell how they act compared to the superior nips. Pigs in shiny silver suits.

Agreed
Thanks Japan

>be korean
>wake up
>masturbate to drawings
>get downstairs
>eat my half cooked takeaway ramen
>realize how shitty ramen is
>go to the pc
>start Starcraft
>masturbate to Kerrigan
>watch out of the window and see the girls in my neighbourhood get fucked by superior foreign cock
>look at micropenis
>the rest of the team woke up
>the teamhouse smells like piss and ramen
>remember what papa said
"Stay there untill you win blizzcon"
>put gameface on
>masturbate to kpop singers asthe team finishes eating their shitty precooked meals
>look at micropenis
>spent the next 20 hours playing SC and LoL
>masturbate to little girls
>look at microcock
>cry myself to sleep because of the gaping hole i have in my soul

I hope true korea fucks over your degenerate country only good for porn which still gets outclassed by nordic beauties.

I fucked one (i'm a chink) he was about 3.5 inches, decent girth tho The chinese one wasn't better (4+). At this point i'll just stick to white cock. More beneficial to my future children in America anyways

Have no fear, japanman here.

Koreans are a bunch of slanty eyed bastards with shitty pop music, feminized men, and an unhealthy obsession with cartoons and electronic games. the bright side, their women make good wives. Japan is nothing like them and 100x better!

how did I do?

Terrible. You also described Japan

...

You're country's two redeeming qualities are fast internet and Russian whores.

Japanese women have tits and asses
Men are bro tier
They actually create shit not copy and past like their atustic gook counterparts
Cities and skyline arnt grey vomits
Place dont smell like fermented cabbage and shit
Food is superior

I think it's the most Sup Forums friendly flag desu

we all hate each other.

japan hates Korea
Korea hates Japan
China hates everyone
Everyone hates China

this is Asian geopitics summed up.

Why do Korean and Japanese women love white dick? Are weeaboos secret alphas that have been playing chess 5 moves ahead of us this whole time?

SK would be nothing without the US. You squints are the biggest C U C K S on this planet

I find it strange that K-pop groups promote in Japan, despite this.
Some even do better there than back home.

gast wtf bewaar je dit soort dingen

They are the most materilistic and money hungry social climbers next to the kikes. Would sell their eyelids for money and western dick.

Alright.

i laughed , how about Mongolia ? Does china still hate Mongolia, and vise versa ?kek

everyone loves Kpop.

even the Chinese love Kpop and the Chinese absolutely hate Koreans.

it's probably the sexy plastic Korean women.

personally I hate kpop and find it unappetising.

April are cute as fuck tho

boner why?

S.K. is a shitty clone of Japanese culture, your food is house pets, your cars are awful, and your country exists simply because the U.S. maintains a small military presence.

If Uncle Sam didn't care about you, Kim would invade in a heartbeat. South Korea is a liability.

>a fucking WEST NZ
>cucks
>relevant
did you finish your shift at the coal mine, m8? master wang calls for you.
didn't take your meds, friend? what's with the hate against your country?

Mongolia is irrelevant. as far as I am concerened Mongolia is "that one country that conquered half of the known world at that time and is now retired".

seriously. no one cares about Mongolia. pretty probably think of them as the Chinese Russians or something.

>flips
>music
probably better than anything your shit could offer

I bet he is from Jeonrado.
Fuck you rioter

It's ok. I mean, if Sup Forums didn't hide all the amerifats under single flag, nobody would even recognize them.

No one would look at your country's iconic flag and not recognize what it is.

>personally I hate kpop and find it unappetising.
I just look at it like pulp stories or a cross of wwe meets music in some fashion, but I always have the understanding that I'm watching a commercial product.

The (((chink women love white men))) thing is 95% meme, 5% classic woman tactic of using their vagina to climb the social heirarchy
Truth is most japanese and korean women are surrounded by their beta orbiter male counterparts and don't care about white men, unless they have impressive physiques.
t. /fit/izen who spent a year in the tourist-friendly parts of asia

>house
>pets
you really wanna talk about dis senpai

Korean characteristics like fiery temper, disposition to alcohol etc dont have good synergy with general east asian traits

Also, soju is filth

thata probably more artistic than your fake plastic flat bootied who sing in a mix of korean and random English words added with a shit ton of auto tune and trap beats.

absolutely disgusting.

its like those shitty preflavoured vodka.

I'm more of a Tchaikovsky kind of person.

>jeonrado
oh pls

Those are some huge dumps.