Leonardo DiCaprio “is selfish, lazy and downright rude...

>Leonardo DiCaprio “is selfish, lazy and downright rude,” says a source whose BFF bedded the 41-year-old Oscar winner. “She told me that during the act, Leo put on headphones and even started vaping! Then he signaled her to keep going while he just laid back and zoned out.”
>The woman was so confused by the situation that she just carried on, embarrassed and hoping for things to change. But Leo continues to lie there, listening to MGMT, while his “date” was left wondering what was in this for her.

/ourguy/

>what was in this for her

She got to fuck Da Caprio. What more did she need?

Faggot

>what was in this for her

Leo's dick. Wtf else.

/ourguy/

I'm sorry, but that's what a man does, fucking feminism.

this, do these cunts not realize how post-ironic it is that he's vaping and listening to fucking MGMT while getting laid

nobody with a minutia of brain cells functioning actually enjoys those things, he was playing the actor playing himself, enjoying the fruits of said actor's labors to get his rocks off

truly one of the greatest pieces of private performance art to have ever graced us

>>The woman was so confused by the situation that she just carried on, embarrassed and hoping for things to change.
um...that's not how it works

>I don't like what is going on but I have full control of my body and the choice to stop and change the situation
>I'll just keep going and hope it changes

I'm a doctor and I like MGMT

I bet Leo doesn't even take his clothes off for anything less than an 8

Fucking based Leo showing those sloots what for!
#mgtow