>sitting in class with OITNB shirt
>Stacy comes up to me
>"Ohmuhgod, user! Not to like bother you or anything but I just HAVE to know who's your favorite Orange Is The New Black character!?!"
>very quietly say "oh, um, I dunno, Nicky I guess"
>Looks disappointed in my answer
>Nods her head
>"Cool, cool"
Are all Stacy's Piperfags? Also, OITNB thread.
Having a favourite character on OITNB that isn't Based Lorna, Piscatella or Pornstache is plebeian as fuck
Fuck off with that reddit spacing and reddit story reddit.
>not maining chang
wtf are you doing nigger
I almost forgot Pornstache was a character. I miss him.
Piss off.
>not loving cute little Tucky and wanting to hold her hand and grow old with her
Fpbp
>nicky, boo, and red
All other OITHB choices are shit
>Boo
>he doesn't want a comfy butch best friend
this whole thread is full of reddit spacing. go back, i'm sure there is a oitnb sub readit
>His prison wife isn't Flaca
Obviously Maritza is also acceptable.
I'm not a fan of Boo but at least she's protecting sweet underfed Pennsyltucky
What's your shirt?
I think Soso is easily top 3 as well
flaca is my main, but maritza is getting up there.
also i stopped watching when they broke out to swim in some irradiated lake
>Not qt psycho slut morello
>Not Boo for the bantz
>Not Red for the food
>Not Frieda for the stories
Nigga plz
You stopped before they got to all the BLM stuff.
Fuck, the only way to fuck that Sayonara gorl or whatever her autistic name, even for a Dominican, is, is by having the fucking flag on her face and fuck her for the love to the Motherland
ok, that's not what made me stop. it's just i got bored with it i guess.
Hey, Season 4 is way better than 3!
>Piscatella did absolutely nothing wrong
>/ourbear/
>That's right, Piper. I'm gay. I will never find you adorable.
Based Piscatella.
>Find Daya sort of obnoxious
>She's also history's thiccest criminal
all is forgiven
Reminder that all the 4 seasons of OITNB happened in less than a year
In less than a year Piper went from blogger with American Pie boyfriend, to pants crimelady with Aussie girlfriend with Windows logo tatoo
Every day in prison probably feels like a week
>wearing a graphic t
Autism
Well the whole season 5 is like two days.
In less than a year the prision went from a small, minimum security instution to a camp full of spics, coons and white trash.
And a Hawaiian woman
What else am I supposed to wear?
I think they're gonna be pretty objective about all the BLM stuff. I mean, it sure seems like it.
krrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk
Bumpo