/mlb/ CUBBIE CRISP Edition

MIN:Sano not suspended after assault allegations
BOS:Red Sox RHP Wright suspended for DV violation
NYM:Conforto (shoulder) will play in OF Saturday
TB:Archer (forearm) exit was precautionary
HOU:Heyman: McHugh could be available in trade
SF:Samardzija diagnosed with strained pectoral
TEX:Colon impresses over 5 1/3 scoreless innings
ARZ:Souza diagnosed with right pectoral strain
LAA:Angels option Parker Bridwell to Triple-A
OAK:Blackburn (forearm) considered day-to-day
LA:Cody Bellinger (leg) back in Dodgers' lineup
BAL:Tim Beckham dealing with groin injury

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Press F for the Jints.

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Saladstarter

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>Gnats
>Bumshit
LOL GNATS

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>this is what lifelongs look like
wew

>LOL GNATS

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(G)Nats desu senpai

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How'd he injure himself this time?

>replies 7
>posters 7
lastrosautismfag btfo

>It was our turn!
GNATS
LOL

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wtf why do they keep doing the face

>GNATS
>LOL

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>shark and bum out the start of the season
Well it was gonna be hard for the Giants to be good anyways but now it's impossible. Rip

Anthony Rendon is your favorite player’s favorite player.

Does shark even factor?

>gib reel bassball nao gotdammit

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He's better than the 6th and 7th starting pitching options we have, that's for sure.

Mia Khalifa is ugly

Him and Freddie Freeman are the two most under rated players in the NL.

that’s not her though. are you just pretending to be retarded?

I'm the one who posts that pic and I'm fairly certain that's not her. Just a random slut as far as I know.

>LOL GNATS

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It was a workable situation with the exception of the back end of the rotation. Now, yeah, you're right.

It's confirmed. Bum has a broken hand. No timetable announced yet.

Skateboarding

>Bum gardener

usatoday.com/story/sports/mlb/giants/2018/03/23/giants-madison-bumgarner-fractures-left-hand/454530002/
>Bumgarner Fractures left hand
LOLOLOL
GNATS GNATS GNATS

GNATS
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GNATS GNATS GNATS

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Cubs fans are having soylent withdrawals so taking out their impatience on a pitcher from an irrelevant team truly helps their cause, right.

oh that who's been spamming gnats
makes sense I guess

You're trying way too hard to be funny.

GNATS
NATSG
ATSGN
TSGNA
SGNAT

What do you have against BIG GAME JAMES?

Christmas came early for the lifelonger.

Where are our real enemies to spit on our grave? This is shameful for the happiest retard in the room to be some obsessed billygoat-cursed babbybear nobody.

Koshien Day 2 starts in a few mins

>MFW the gnats thought they were going to beat the 2018 World Series champion Dodgers.

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>rings

Shitty effort. As long as you keep saying Gnats everyone will still know it's you.

>Implying they won't win in 2019 too.

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GOD DAMMIT WHY

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Gnats

I went to Toys R Us today because of the liquidation, and the only MLB figures they had left were Bumgarner figures.

they had two dozen of them.

What happened to all the Kershaw figures?

>pink wojak

recalled because of choking hazards

Rude.

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>What happened to all the Kershaw figures?
Would any of you like a Recker figurine. If so, how should it be shaped?

S

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Press S to spit on grave

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>gnats

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I deleted that to make a better one, the text is fucked up

>all these doyerspics talking shit

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It's not them, doyerfags don't exist on /mlb/ until May. When tf have they ever bought into "gnats"?

>cubs soyboy is this assblasted he couldn't get OP, so now he's samefagging like a wildebeest and larping as fans from other teams
Embarrassing.

>Only one of those pitchers will be used on opening day.

Huefriend

>Kershaw will take the L against #2-6 in the rotation on Runner-up Ring Day
Whatever will be will be

New Maddon Wagon plox

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You may ONLY reply to this post if >your team won today.

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desu Charlie mememon sucked shit today

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You're not the boss of me.

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>Calling that hat elite
Step aside for a real hat.

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>prancing around in a cowboy hat and a pink suit

OH HELLLLL YEAAAAHAHHHHHHHHHH
MICHAEL CONFORTO LET'S GO METS BABY
SUCK IT TRASHIONAL AND LILLIE TURDS

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i didn't realize he was gay, really makes sense

How is Madison Bumgardner going to feed his wife in the manner to which she's become accustomed now?

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>mest

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This is our year trashional trash

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How do the Giants recover from the loss of Bikegarner? Is there any realistic way? Do they need a fire sale?

He's a skilled sportsman. I suspect with his down time he will hunt boar and keep the pantry stocked with smoked meats so she won't lose any mass.

Thor - deGrom and pray for rain.

I imagine it would involve trading Cueto, Panik, Melancon, and Belt, and probably even more than that

hahahahahahaha

What time of year is Doughnut Season?

>Pink
>He can't recognize burgundy
Congratulations, you're color blind!

That's a lot of bacon.

>Not fucking fat bitches
>2012+6

Go ahead a fuck 'em. Horny fat bitches are everywhere. Why marry one?

No, no. You marry a skinny one and make her into a fat one.

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I'm red/green color blind and even I can see that's magenta
magenta=pink

Post players in uniforms of teams you don't normally associate.

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Are there stream for these Asian games?

>kershit

youtube.com/watch?v=WQsE9CHD664

>TFW you shitposted like a madman after that play

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>nazi

>Not being a Nazi in 2018
It's like you hate baseball

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At least it keeps him in shape

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>not punching a nazi right in the fucking face whenever you see one in any year.

They're not picking up any of the current FA trash. Either they make a very unfavorable trade (they won't do that either) or they roll the dice on the first half with Cueto, Holland, and the diaper babies.

Nice get, but you're a soyboi faggot and need to tun in your sports fandom license.

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I mean, maybe if she was at least pretty or something, but damn.........

I think you need to get off the computer and leave your mom's basement for a while. Life isn't like Sup Forums.

There's no such as thing as "rolling the dice" with Holland. It's more akin to pulling from a deck of cards filled with only twos and threes and praying that you'll magically pull a six of diamonds.

>90 posts
>21 posters
>((((regular season)))) baseball
kek

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Why is Kershaw so shit in the playoffs?

youtube.com/watch?v=yzk9srTl7t4

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>nba

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>tfw there is an alternate timeline where Opening Day 2018 is Lincecum vs. Kershaw

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MARINERS!
its Friday night and basedball is almost here
life is good /mlb/

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How can you love baseball if you're a Mariners fan? How can you not just want to end it?

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