Don't mind me, just being the ultimate numale manchild betafag

don't mind me, just being the ultimate numale manchild betafag

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That's not beardfat.

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I fucking hate Jack so much

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I wish rlm posters would just die

Based Jack working the smarks.

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t. Beardfat

>every single thread
But seriously, ive never seen someone make more of tryhard pathetic attempt at going viral. This "man" is a fucking embarrassment

>for both we wipe and flush

uhhhh jack, wanna tell us something there?

There are only 4 RLM threads on Sup Forums atm. it's not that bad.

Can somebody give me a quick rundown of this guy?

No one likes this guy but he's still one step removed from the average collider video type.

>At least Jack is better than Collider
finally, a standard Jack can excel in

HOW MANY FUCKING RLM THREADS DO YOU NEED TO MAKE EVERY DAY, YOU PATHETIC FUCKING LOSER?

He's just discount Jim Rash

That statement is true.

>Jack has a hot wife and two kids, despite the fact that he's AIDSMoby
>He gets paid to drink beer with his buds and talk about shitty movies and video games
>He is more of a normie, more successful, and more happy than you will ever be

Why do you think Sup Forums hates him so much? It's just like the hate here for RLM in general: it's so obviously jealousy that it's hilarious.

he's fake and he knows it. i doubt he's happy.

I really don't get it either, and the only conclusion I can come to is jealousy. I think that people are jealous of his confidence and the fact that he has a normal, happy life despite being bald.

lol permavirgin detected

Actually I think he is happy, you can tell just from the videos. He has a great time on pre rec with Rich, and he seems to genuinely enjoy BOTW, unlike Mike who has become a miserable sack of shit.

That's not Josh

Fucking THIS, why do people not give Josh more shit about this. He and Rich also need to just shave their heads and get it over with, it's pathetic to see them clinging on to the last vestiges of their hairlines

I can't even imagine having any personal investment in what total strangers do with their hair.

Jack flirted so hard with Jessi every single time they were on BOTW together, despite Mike sitting right next to her
The man has no self-awareness and that is his greatest blessing and curse. He will never have to suffer in the knowledge of how totally fucking gay he is to all of us and everyone around him

post a timestamp to ONE (1) time this ever happened

You've never talked to a female before, have you?

Fuck, the memes about RLM being a friend simulator are real, aren't they?

He's the biggest braaaposter ever. Anyone on Sup Forums who hates him is a big fat hypocrite.

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>totally gay he is to...everyone around him
You mean like his loving wife and two children, you fucking loser haha

I actually believe that Jack is sad enough to browse Sup Forums and defend his own honour anonymously

>He gets paid to drink beer with his buds and talk about shitty movies and video games
He doesn't get paid for anything he does on RLM.
He only gets 1/4th of Pre_Rec money

Jack is the worst simulated friend ever
The nightmare version of Castaway is Tom Hanks stuck on an island with Jack

>being THIS desperate to make yourself feel better about your own miserable existence

>AIDSmoby
no hanks

>compares 35 year old man internet celebrity to 18 year old Sup Forums poster
You're a real swell guy Jack, not an insecure little bitch at all.

Jealous much?

People keep saying this over and over, it's cute
We're all saying look at that retard shitting on himself in the wheelchair, and you're just like "oooh but his wheelchair is nice and u don't have one"
I can only imagine how big a fag you are to defend someone like him

Beardfat is 10x worse.

You anti-Jack guys are creepy.

You're in the prime of your life dude, why don't you go have fun instead of being mad about e-celebs?

>see man trying to hurt and/or kill himself
>know I can help but in the end I do nothing but point and laugh

i thought it was funny