Post your most wanted happening and Kek will ruminate over the submissions. I'll start:
>Radical Islamic terrorist attack here in Burgerland >Two terrorists open fire in public place with AK-47s >Local gang of niggers happens to be nearby >Niggers pull out their illegal glocks and return fire at the muzzies, killing both and saving countless civilian lives >One nigger dies while fighting the terrorists >Surviving niggers are given a presidential pardon on their illegal firearm possession charges >The dead nigger is regarded as a national hero >Around blacks, no terrorist attacks?
Hitler comes back and the whole world is forced to dance to the White tune again.
Gabriel Parker
This.
Josiah Bennett
WW3 next week, everyone from everywhere gets conscripted into the army sending the entire world into the last war, this war will culminate with the destruction of civilization, soon after aliens come and make us their slaves, after 100 years of slavery we decide we dont wanna get cucked by aliens any more and declare civil war.
Aaron Roberts
im re-rolling for this shit again, i dont give a fuck
Caleb Powell
make it happen kek!
Noah Reyes
>Rise of the far right in the UK Not a fan of fascist ideology personally but things have gone way too far in this country, it needs a wake up call and the far left would only make things much much worse. All I'm asking for is some far right riots, sort some shit out, then a right-wing but libertarian leaning party to take power afterwards. And not the bullshit open borders kind of libertarian I would accept no happening at all if 4 Years of May would drop any feminist bullshit, give up on trying to be progressive, say we've all got enough rights and equality now, we need to start thinking about people who are infringing our rights. Unfortunately the Tories thus far have been very disappointing, the areas where they're traditionally conservative are on drugs and pornography, then they're progressive on immigration and "equality"
Easton King
Putin reclaims the territories lost by the collapse of USSR and Velika Srbija is established.
Joshua Turner
argentina is declared whitest country of the universe
Nathaniel King
Plane flown into Mecca 9/11 style
There is no way it wouldn't cause WW3 and uprisings in every country that has muslims
Dylan Stewart
Your mother dies tonight.
Samuel Sanders
Version unlimited data comes back
Nathaniel Wood
Argentina will never be white.
Ayden Myers
Far right governments rise over Europe, boot Merkel and the mudslimes back to the middle east
William Bennett
OUR MIGHTY LORD KEK GIVE US WW3 NEXT WEEK
Julian Powell
A Happening In Hawaii
Brody Young
America and Russia lead a coalition to remove kebab on a global scale. Grant me this one wish, oh gracious Kek.
Andrew Lopez
Reroll
Luke Flores
>wake up to sound of mighty trumpet >Rapture >live in eternal peace
Enjoy your Earthly habbenings
Parker Ross
BLM starts to take hostages across the nation.
Dominic Jackson
FOR 8 MONTHS THIS STUPID PIECE OF SHIT KEK MEME HAS BEEN POSTED 24/7, ONLY THIS BOARD CAN BE THIS AUTISTIC. I HOPE THE FUCKING MODS PERMABAN ALL OF YOU FAGGOTS, GO MAKE YOUR OWN STUPID BOARD AND CALL IT 'LE EPIC KEK CHAN'. IT'S PROBABLY THE MOST RETARDED THING IVE EVER SEEN ON THE INTERNET, I ACTUALLY FEEL SAD FOR YOU PEOPLE THAT ARE SO AUTISTIC THAT YOU POST THIS THINKING THAT YOU'RE FUNNY, 'HAHAHAHA LOOOK AT ME IM LE GOD KEK SO EPIC EPIC FOR THE WIN EPIC MAYMAY' Sup Forums IS A FUCKING SHITHOLE IM SICK OF YOU FUCKING FAGGOTS POSTING THIS STUPID ASS MEME 24/7 FUCK OFF U FUCKING FAGGOTS STOP POSTING THAT STUPID GREEN FROG AND THE OTHER SHIT MEMES, 8 MONTHS, 8 FUCKING MONTHS POSTING THE SAME SHIT, NOT EVERY WEEK BUT EVERY HOUR, EVERY HOUR THERE'S A KEK THREAD, ON EVERY BOARD OF Sup Forums, U FUCKING AUTISTS, IVE NEVER SUCH SUCH HIGH LEVELS OF AUTISM, THIS BOARD IS MORE AUTISTIC THAN ALL THE OTHER BOARDS COMBINED, KEK SUCKS DICK AND SO DOES YOUR WORTHLESS LITTLE BOARD, I BET YOUR DICKLETS START TINGLING WHEN YOU POST SOMETHING ABOUT KEK, ISN'T THAT RIGHT FAGGOTS? I BET THAT YOU GET SOME SEXUAL STIMULATION FROM UPLOADING A PICTURE OF A FROG TO YOUR BOARD HUH? I BET THAT YOU MASTURBATE TO THE THOUGHT OF GETTING FUCKED IN THE ASS BY FROG DICK. IT'S PROBABLY TRUE, YOU'RE ALL FAGGOTS AND WANT KEK DICK. OH LOOK ITS TIME TO REPOST UR STUPID KEK THREAD, GO AHEAD AND CLICK THE BUTTON WITH YOUR GREASY NECKBEARD FINGERS. I BET YOU WEAR FEDORAS AND TRENCHCOATS TOO. STUPID ASS FAGGOTS, THIS FORCED MEME IS NOTHING MORE THAN SHIT, TRYHARD FEDORA NECKBEARDS ATTEMPT AT BEING FUNNY. YOUR "OC" IS PATHETIC, JUST SOME SHITTY PAINT EDITS OF THE SAME PIC OVER AND OVER. WHAT A BUNCH OF TALENTLESS FAGGOTS, GO CHEW ON YOUR MOUNTAIN DEW AND YOUR DORITOS. IM DONE ARGUING WITH YOU FAGGOTS, GO CHECK YOUR STUPID MEMES AND RE-POST YOUR PEPE FACES FOR THE 50TH TIME WHILE YOU MANCHILDREN KEEP REPOSTING THIS UNFUNNY CRAP EVERY SINGLE HOUR
Jackson Morales
WAKE UP YELLOWSTONE, WAKE UP
Liam Watson
Thank you satan
Isaac Jenkins
>the last war, this war will culminate with the destruction of civilization
But it was not, as some had predicted, the end of the world. Instead, the apocalypse was simply the prologue to another bloody chapter of human history. For man had succeeded in destroying the world - but war, war never changes.
Benjamin Gomez
Would love to see some Mudslimes slip past the Rio security and bomb stadiums. If Kek blesses me today, more than 500 casualties
Leo Martinez
Satanic trips!
WHAT DOES HE MEAN BY THIS?
James Clark
Only one Trump Winning this 7 makes it so praise KEK
Dylan Brooks
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Colton Garcia
Go home ur drunk
Jason Lopez
Hurricane disaster to hit Orlando Factory disaster in Orlando Terrorist attack in Orlando Mass Suicide in Orlando Sink Hole consumes all of Orlando
No survivors
Matthew Hill
Israel gets nuked. Fascism goes mainstream and European countries turn fascist one by one. Crusades begin and the muslim immigrants are hunted down. Trump wins presidency and builds the wall. Soros dies a horrible death. Rothschild become popular and the world slowly starts getting redpilled.
4/pol/ becomes great again. Race war happens. Niggers, spics, kikes, Arabs, Muslims and chinks all get wiped out.
Praise kek.
Angel Watson
Reroll
Jordan Scott
holy shit, Satanic trips, what is this!!!!
Dylan Walker
Well fuck, what do we do with that
Aiden Russell
only through memes can you find peace
Henry Watson
...
Josiah Evans
Alien worldwide contact.
Kayden Gomez
...
Daniel Rivera
The funny thing is, is that Muslims are probably the most likely to actually try and destroy Mecca. It would just have to be some wacky new sect.
Benjamin Carter
nuke :)
Isaac Murphy
3spooky5me
Justin Hernandez
...
Levi Miller
>Trump wins the election >Multiculturalism is defeated forever >UK cuts immigration to 0 >ISIS kill themselves
Jaxon Robinson
Pakistan/Iran coalition nukes launched at Israel
Hunter Turner
May Kek smite you where you stand infidel.
David Wright
oh shit does this mean nuke then peace?
Jacob Baker
Satanic trips
Tyler Foster
Civilian Airliner shot down with a FM-92 stinger in EU territories, paper trail shows it came from Turkey, Turkey ousts USA, Israel and Saudis with defectors from it's intelligence agencies, or another coup.
James Diaz
XCOM goes public.
Luis Brown
QT Trump supporting G please, Kek
Isaac Russell
Shimoneta desu
Aiden Russell
korean bane?
James Johnson
single i am straight dubs i am gay
Gabriel Davis
what does this mean kek?! what are you trying to tell us?
Joshua Foster
Trump wins election and builds the wall
Gabriel Green
russia nukes turkey
Landon Hill
Yeah, ISIS for example would destroy it.
Julian Parker
>More terrorist acts in Europe >Hostoric monuments are destroyed (Eiffel tower, Brandenburg gate, etc) >Eurobros finally realize it's an attack on culture >National pride/patriotism skyrocket >Mass deportation of syrian refugees >Lost my train of thought in the middle of my poop
Gavin Watson
Will there ever be a happening as good as 9/11?
Damn I wish that happened 12 years later than it did
Ethan Mitchell
low intensity nuclear warfare between some major countries, few cities blow up then erryone decides to chill
Grayson Cox
Clinton deleted emails found
Dominic Taylor
How about the Mecca?
Christopher Gutierrez
Civil war
Michael Diaz
okay kek, there will be World war 3 soon right? like a week soon
Angel Perez
I'm confused
William Carter
WW3 won't happen
Julian Rodriguez
fuck
Brody Walker
Holy crap what happened to this guy?
David Garcia
i say WW3 will take place in this month
Nolan Walker
Alright, what's going on in this .webm? Did they slit his throat or something?
Andrew Reed
Nothing funny about Kek, sir. We have fun, but this is serious.
Justin Thomas
Israel gets destroyed. Jews come back real Home. They are cooperating and shilling to make it great again. Poland is world superpower once Again. Come Home shlomo.
Ryan Jones
Intestinal perforation
IIRC the guy survived
Jaxon Clark
That's a good one, but I'd like for it to be a mix of republican whites and BLM niggers saving a multi-racial group of LGBT people. Every liberal pundit's head would explode, they could not spin it to be anti-islamophobia or pro-gun control.
Aiden Cruz
I think it will be a false second coming of the Messiah. Stay alert people.
Gabriel Carter
kek what are you trying to tell us, i dont understand
Elijah Hughes
ISIS FLIES ATTACK CHOPPER INTO THE OLYMPIC STADIUM
GIMME DUBS NIGGA
James Hughes
oh shit
Jordan Rivera
>Muzzies make an pray in public event > Some right winger drifts with a truck trough the crowd. > escapes for maximum butthurt > muzzies chimp out > Police and Army forced to contain the massive chimpout > No more Muzzies in Europe
One can only dream.
Hudson Ortiz
Make it happen Dark Gods
James Adams
Literally begging for sauce
Ian Turner
sorry i cant provide, i saved it from another user in /r9k For the chaos gods!
Cooper Cox
>Whites wake up and become proud of their people again. Nationalism strengthens and reins supreme indefinitely all over the world. >the US Balkanizes. >Blacks and Muslims all over the West go back to Africa and the Middle East. >horrible disaster strikes Africa and the Middle East, exterminating 99+% of their populations.
That's all I ask for, Great Kek.
Jaxson Thompson
- North Korea invades South Korea - Western Europeans Citizens emigrate in Russia and Europe dislocation. - Union between Switzerland and Norway - Revolution in China - Africa will be the next 'American Dream' USA and Canada break down, nothern americans invade Middle East
Noah Diaz
Whites stop being liberal and become religious. This would solve a lot of problems.
Matthew Barnes
This right here. The world would be such a better place.
Zachary Mitchell
kek agrees?! we need to start removing kebabs right away lets declare a crusade on all kebabs
Henry Green
HOLY SHIT QUADS OF ULTIMATE TRUTH, LETS START THE CRUSADE NOW KILL ALL THE KEBABS
Nathaniel Parker
prisma illya
Brayden Young
already going to happens, rip big Christ statue.
www.a1035.com
Mason Gutierrez
Quads confirm. The fire rises!
Camden Ross
Checked
Evan Torres
double meteor
Nolan Parker
THE END TIMES ARE NEAR
Charles Jackson
Someone blow my brains out
Brody Price
Cyber Warfare will postpone the election
Ryder Torres
Refugees rape and behead Merkel. The ironing
Elijah Bennett
fuck yes
Hudson Walker
Lads this memetic manipulation of reality, through united cognitive drive is getting out of control.