ITT: Post your most wanted happening

Post your most wanted happening and Kek will ruminate over the submissions. I'll start:

>Radical Islamic terrorist attack here in Burgerland
>Two terrorists open fire in public place with AK-47s
>Local gang of niggers happens to be nearby
>Niggers pull out their illegal glocks and return fire at the muzzies, killing both and saving countless civilian lives
>One nigger dies while fighting the terrorists
>Surviving niggers are given a presidential pardon on their illegal firearm possession charges
>The dead nigger is regarded as a national hero
>Around blacks, no terrorist attacks?

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Hitler comes back and the whole world is forced to dance to the White tune again.

This.

WW3 next week, everyone from everywhere gets conscripted into the army sending the entire world into the last war, this war will culminate with the destruction of civilization, soon after aliens come and make us their slaves, after 100 years of slavery we decide we dont wanna get cucked by aliens any more and declare civil war.

im re-rolling for this shit again, i dont give a fuck

make it happen kek!

>Rise of the far right in the UK
Not a fan of fascist ideology personally but things have gone way too far in this country, it needs a wake up call and the far left would only make things much much worse. All I'm asking for is some far right riots, sort some shit out, then a right-wing but libertarian leaning party to take power afterwards. And not the bullshit open borders kind of libertarian
I would accept no happening at all if 4 Years of May would drop any feminist bullshit, give up on trying to be progressive, say we've all got enough rights and equality now, we need to start thinking about people who are infringing our rights.
Unfortunately the Tories thus far have been very disappointing, the areas where they're traditionally conservative are on drugs and pornography, then they're progressive on immigration and "equality"

Putin reclaims the territories lost by the collapse of USSR and Velika Srbija is established.

argentina is declared whitest country of the universe

Plane flown into Mecca 9/11 style

There is no way it wouldn't cause WW3 and uprisings in every country that has muslims

Your mother dies tonight.

Version unlimited data comes back

Argentina will never be white.

Far right governments rise over Europe, boot Merkel and the mudslimes back to the middle east

OUR MIGHTY LORD KEK GIVE US WW3 NEXT WEEK

A Happening In Hawaii

America and Russia lead a coalition to remove kebab on a global scale. Grant me this one wish, oh gracious Kek.

Reroll

>wake up to sound of mighty trumpet
>Rapture
>live in eternal peace

Enjoy your Earthly habbenings

BLM starts to take hostages across the nation.

FOR 8 MONTHS THIS STUPID PIECE OF SHIT KEK MEME HAS BEEN POSTED 24/7, ONLY THIS BOARD CAN BE THIS AUTISTIC. I HOPE THE FUCKING MODS PERMABAN ALL OF YOU FAGGOTS, GO MAKE YOUR OWN STUPID BOARD AND CALL IT 'LE EPIC KEK CHAN'. IT'S PROBABLY THE MOST RETARDED THING IVE EVER SEEN ON THE INTERNET, I ACTUALLY FEEL SAD FOR YOU PEOPLE THAT ARE SO AUTISTIC THAT YOU POST THIS THINKING THAT YOU'RE FUNNY, 'HAHAHAHA LOOOK AT ME IM LE GOD KEK SO EPIC EPIC FOR THE WIN EPIC MAYMAY' Sup Forums IS A FUCKING SHITHOLE IM SICK OF YOU FUCKING FAGGOTS POSTING THIS STUPID ASS MEME 24/7 FUCK OFF U FUCKING FAGGOTS STOP POSTING THAT STUPID GREEN FROG AND THE OTHER SHIT MEMES, 8 MONTHS, 8 FUCKING MONTHS POSTING THE SAME SHIT, NOT EVERY WEEK BUT EVERY HOUR, EVERY HOUR THERE'S A KEK THREAD, ON EVERY BOARD OF Sup Forums, U FUCKING AUTISTS, IVE NEVER SUCH SUCH HIGH LEVELS OF AUTISM, THIS BOARD IS MORE AUTISTIC THAN ALL THE OTHER BOARDS COMBINED, KEK SUCKS DICK AND SO DOES YOUR WORTHLESS LITTLE BOARD, I BET YOUR DICKLETS START TINGLING WHEN YOU POST SOMETHING ABOUT KEK, ISN'T THAT RIGHT FAGGOTS? I BET THAT YOU GET SOME SEXUAL STIMULATION FROM UPLOADING A PICTURE OF A FROG TO YOUR BOARD HUH? I BET THAT YOU MASTURBATE TO THE THOUGHT OF GETTING FUCKED IN THE ASS BY FROG DICK. IT'S PROBABLY TRUE, YOU'RE ALL FAGGOTS AND WANT KEK DICK. OH LOOK ITS TIME TO REPOST UR STUPID KEK THREAD, GO AHEAD AND CLICK THE BUTTON WITH YOUR GREASY NECKBEARD FINGERS. I BET YOU WEAR FEDORAS AND TRENCHCOATS TOO. STUPID ASS FAGGOTS, THIS FORCED MEME IS NOTHING MORE THAN SHIT, TRYHARD FEDORA NECKBEARDS ATTEMPT AT BEING FUNNY. YOUR "OC" IS PATHETIC, JUST SOME SHITTY PAINT EDITS OF THE SAME PIC OVER AND OVER. WHAT A BUNCH OF TALENTLESS FAGGOTS, GO CHEW ON YOUR MOUNTAIN DEW AND YOUR DORITOS. IM DONE ARGUING WITH YOU FAGGOTS, GO CHECK YOUR STUPID MEMES AND RE-POST YOUR PEPE FACES FOR THE 50TH TIME WHILE YOU MANCHILDREN KEEP REPOSTING THIS UNFUNNY CRAP EVERY SINGLE HOUR

WAKE UP YELLOWSTONE, WAKE UP

Thank you satan

>the last war, this war will culminate with the destruction of civilization

But it was not, as some had predicted, the end of the world. Instead, the apocalypse was simply the prologue to another bloody chapter of human history. For man had succeeded in destroying the world - but war, war never changes.

Would love to see some Mudslimes slip past the Rio security and bomb stadiums. If Kek blesses me today, more than 500 casualties

Satanic trips!

WHAT DOES HE MEAN BY THIS?

Only one
Trump Winning
this 7 makes it so
praise KEK

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Go home ur drunk

Hurricane disaster to hit Orlando
Factory disaster in Orlando
Terrorist attack in Orlando
Mass Suicide in Orlando
Sink Hole consumes all of Orlando

No survivors

Israel gets nuked.
Fascism goes mainstream and European countries turn fascist one by one.
Crusades begin and the muslim immigrants are hunted down.
Trump wins presidency and builds the wall.
Soros dies a horrible death.
Rothschild become popular and the world slowly starts getting redpilled.

4/pol/ becomes great again.
Race war happens.
Niggers, spics, kikes, Arabs, Muslims and chinks all get wiped out.

Praise kek.

Reroll

holy shit, Satanic trips, what is this!!!!

Well fuck, what do we do with that

only through memes
can you find peace

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Alien worldwide contact.

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The funny thing is, is that Muslims are probably the most likely to actually try and destroy Mecca. It would just have to be some wacky new sect.

nuke :)

3spooky5me

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>Trump wins the election
>Multiculturalism is defeated forever
>UK cuts immigration to 0
>ISIS kill themselves

Pakistan/Iran coalition nukes launched at Israel

May Kek smite you where you stand infidel.

oh shit
does this mean nuke then peace?

Satanic trips

Civilian Airliner shot down with a FM-92 stinger in EU territories, paper trail shows it came from Turkey, Turkey ousts USA, Israel and Saudis with defectors from it's intelligence agencies, or another coup.

XCOM goes public.

QT Trump supporting G please, Kek

Shimoneta desu

korean bane?

single i am straight
dubs i am gay

what does this mean kek?! what are you trying to tell us?

Trump wins election and builds the wall

russia nukes turkey

Yeah, ISIS for example would destroy it.

>More terrorist acts in Europe
>Hostoric monuments are destroyed (Eiffel tower, Brandenburg gate, etc)
>Eurobros finally realize it's an attack on culture
>National pride/patriotism skyrocket
>Mass deportation of syrian refugees
>Lost my train of thought in the middle of my poop

Will there ever be a happening as good as 9/11?

Damn I wish that happened 12 years later than it did

low intensity nuclear warfare between some major countries, few cities blow up then erryone decides to chill

Clinton deleted emails found

How about the Mecca?

Civil war

okay kek, there will be World war 3 soon right?
like a week soon

I'm confused

WW3 won't happen

fuck

Holy crap what happened to this guy?

i say WW3 will take place in this month

Alright, what's going on in this .webm? Did they slit his throat or something?

Nothing funny about Kek, sir. We have fun, but this is serious.

Israel gets destroyed. Jews come back real Home. They are cooperating and shilling to make it great again. Poland is world superpower once Again.
Come Home shlomo.

Intestinal perforation

IIRC the guy survived

That's a good one, but I'd like for it to be a mix of republican whites and BLM niggers saving a multi-racial group of LGBT people. Every liberal pundit's head would explode, they could not spin it to be anti-islamophobia or pro-gun control.

I think it will be a false second coming of the Messiah. Stay alert people.

kek what are you trying to tell us, i dont understand

ISIS FLIES ATTACK CHOPPER INTO THE OLYMPIC STADIUM

GIMME DUBS NIGGA

oh shit

>Muzzies make an pray in public event
> Some right winger drifts with a truck trough the crowd.
> escapes for maximum butthurt
> muzzies chimp out
> Police and Army forced to contain the massive chimpout
> No more Muzzies in Europe

One can only dream.

Make it happen Dark Gods

Literally begging for sauce

sorry i cant provide, i saved it from another user in /r9k
For the chaos gods!

>Whites wake up and become proud of their people again. Nationalism strengthens and reins supreme indefinitely all over the world.
>the US Balkanizes.
>Blacks and Muslims all over the West go back to Africa and the Middle East.
>horrible disaster strikes Africa and the Middle East, exterminating 99+% of their populations.

That's all I ask for, Great Kek.

- North Korea invades South Korea
- Western Europeans Citizens emigrate in Russia and Europe dislocation.
- Union between Switzerland and Norway
- Revolution in China
- Africa will be the next 'American Dream'
USA and Canada break down, nothern americans invade Middle East

Whites stop being liberal and become religious. This would solve a lot of problems.

This right here. The world would be such a better place.

kek agrees?! we need to start removing kebabs right away
lets declare a crusade on all kebabs

HOLY SHIT QUADS OF ULTIMATE TRUTH, LETS START THE CRUSADE NOW
KILL ALL THE KEBABS

prisma illya

already going to happens, rip big Christ statue.

www.a1035.com

Quads confirm. The fire rises!

Checked

double meteor

THE END TIMES ARE NEAR

Someone blow my brains out

Cyber Warfare will postpone the election

Refugees rape and behead Merkel.
The ironing

fuck yes

Lads this memetic manipulation of reality, through united cognitive drive is getting out of control.

Kek needs energy to face of with Saturn.

JULY 29!!!!

>JULY 29

It's happening


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