predator: aggressive alien warrior species, advanced stealth weaponry, cloaking field, thermal vision, armor that is impervious to most things
log: inanimate, made of wood.
Predator: aggressive alien warrior species, advanced stealth weaponry, cloaking field, thermal vision...
Ryder Reyes
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Adrian Myers
I predator logged your mom last night
Evan Long
Would you suck a warm creamy log out of the predator's asshole?
Dominic Jenkins
Let's say this is on a planet where the Predator can't breathe in the air because the plant life releases pheromones that are toxic when inhaled by the Predator.
Easton Jones
Damn.
Blake Thompson
Dude wtf. This is a Christian imageboard.
Bentley Baker
log lie in ambush in entire forest, predator cant tell which log is log.
log win every time
Lucas Cooper
damn you make a good point
Cooper Roberts
But it inanimate.
No attack when predator come near.
John Anderson
What type of wood? A mahogany log would win for sure.
Jeremiah Morales
>log doesn't show on thermal vision
>can fall from great heights and cripple/kill creatures
???
Jace Collins
imagine to be their pusy slave
Elijah Adams
To be fair the entire USMC could be defeated with a twig.
Nolan Scott
the entire USMC couldnt kill a predator
Kayden Gomez
You fool. You make same mistake as Predator. He dead. You want die next? Fear log. Log always win.
Julian Thompson
predator no find prey, commit nuclear sodoku in shame
log win again
Christopher Peterson
Well predator could stumble over log and break neck
Christian Young
log is actually a Biollante seed or something, quickly turns into the whole thing and squishes Preds
Mason Thomas
The same thing as the US Marines vs Stick.
If you break the log you get 2 logs. Log wins.
Brayden Anderson
>Take off wrist device
>set to explode
>destroy entire forest.
Joseph Jenkins
now one log is a milion logs and predator dead, log win again
Leo Stewart
The bomb would incinerate them and he would clearly set the timer so he could leave.
Brayden Reyes
So a billion logs which will birth more logs, fire good for soil, log win again
Parker Garcia
All I know is that fempreds give me wood
Lincoln Perry
imagine to be their pusy slave
Evan Peterson
Yes. Sixx of them.
Jose Young
bpp
David Evans
That's no way to talk to your wife's daughter
Justin Young
...
Blake Fisher
do you think it opens like their mouths do
Sebastian Bailey
Why do I find this so funny? Somebody please explain.
Justin Perez
log of course