Will it be ~kino~ ?

will it be ~kino~ ?

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>yfw when Bev gets BLACKED

it will come and go and be forgotten like all Stephen King adaptations that aren't directed by Frank Darabont.

le spooky clown is so spooky!!

clown kino is difficult to pull off but i'm willing to go in with an open mind

What about Carrie? Or the original It? Or The Shining?

>inb4 i'm a firestarter XDDD

I'm a firestarter, a twisted firestarter

>tfw people are going to go watch this thinking it's a horror movie about clowns
>tfw the trailers and promotions all enforce this

>tfw the look on their faces when they realize it's actually about a group of kids enlisted by a gigantic benevolent turtle god to defeat a transdimensional evil eldritch demon taking the form of a spider on earth while hiding from the turtle god but also trying to build up the power to defeat the turtle god and is sealed away by an initial ritual aided by the turtle god but later comes back when the turtle god dies due to other reasons so the main kids now grownup must unite and in the name of the turtle god fight the evil transdimensional spider demon one last time and slay him to finally put an end to the evil he seeks to enact on the macroverse and mainstream universe

ooh wah ah ah ah

tht was good for a while tho

>implying

honestly it was good keks when I first saw that post.

Is it gonna have the underage orgy?

top kek.

post yfw pennywise recast as Shia lacuck

*runs in scare-jump-cuts towards u*

SPOOPY

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AUGHHHHHHHAGHAGH

Those too.

*shakes head a lot*

ONE

NOTHING WRONG WITH ME

TWO

GOT STUNG BY A BEE

THREE

MY MOM BUTT RAPED ME

OH AH AH AH AH

DRROOOMMMPPPFFF!!!!!

ONE

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Whats this song its bugging me

LET THE BODIES HIT THE-

FLOOOOOOOOOOR

kek yeah thought i reconised the lyric havent listened in ages did someone make a trailer with that?

>that stupid fucking face he does

For you

Enjoy

Also the turtle god is also a cyborg defending an interdimensional tower from another evil spider dude.

quinoa

Most people remember the ending where he's a spider and I doubt they're going to include all that turtle shit

SEWER GANGBANG

only if they don't make it a SPOOKY CLOWN RAAAAAAAH movie

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I'll watch this, but only because Froggo's in it.

bet this was just gangbusters over on 9gag

Being serious for the moment, obviously the sewer gangbang is essential to the story otherwise the book wouldn't include it. So why cut it from the film.

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ur mom lmao

/Clowned/

Most Stephen King adaptations are forgotten because everybody wants to do a Stephen KIng adaptation but therer arent much ones that actually are good to be adapted. I mean, The Running Man? The Tommyknockers? Children of The Corn?

Is that a tranny?

Looks like it. They are going for the androgynous demographic

Literally all his short stories were adapted through he and Romero's project Tales from the Darkside.

>GEORGIE CAN YOU PLEASE SHUT THE MANHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLE

Has Baneposting gone too far?

I don't get it

doubt it

overedited garbage

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Haha, I get it

why the fuck a fucking turtle god can't squash a spider but a bunch of depressed adults can

Hey baby, I hear the sewers calling
toss acid and melt my face.
And maybe you seem a bit confused,
well maybe, but then you'll gangbang.
Ha ha ha ha
But I don't know what to do when you toss acid and melt my face
It's coming again...
Good night, Derry, we love you.

tfw that's pennywises actors uncle

>IT will do better than the Dark Tower.
>IT will be better than the Dark Tower.
kill me